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DodgeRoadRage said:
naffenu said:
Runekane said:
Oh, and for whoever called him a fag, why don't you go ahead and try to play ddr once. I'd love to see you trip over your own two feet and get beat by a girl :)

The guy who posted that was jokeing. It was not a personal attack. I know the guy in game and he does that. This thread has gotten way out of hand and over something that should have been ignored in the first place.

You obviously missed the smiley at the end.

ok, whosever is next to post, quote my post, at this rate i wonder how many quotes we can get inside otehr quotes inside other quotes inside otehr quotes inside outher quotes :shock: :shock: :shock:
 
Keits and Naffenu. Husband and "wife". Takes two of you to take one of me, and you still cannot quite manage the job. Your posts are inane, repeptitive, and insipid. Like George W. Bush you make ludicrous comments and attempt to bamboozle the public. You wish to mislead them down curvacious avenues of poorly written and dismally rationalized dialect. You create a fiction in which I insult you, in order to goad me into conflict, because your petty, miniscule minds can't handle that life exists away from the television screen. Or, in this case, from the computer screen.
Keits? You ask "Who am I to judge you?" I am a person who understands that life is more than a fucking video game. I am a person who has interests beyond Level 75. I have questions that are complex and difficult and have NO RELATION to fictional samurais, or what the best armor to wear is, or which "noob" did what in the Valkurm Dunes.
You clearly have no existential questions, no meaningful thoughts, because you are so easily duped into believing vehemently, and to such strong defense, in a fictional reality. I'm sorry that I, and so many people have found REAL and TANGIBLE things in life that make us happy while you have not. It isn't OUR fault that you search hopelessly in a void of zeros and ones for some sort of meaning. I would think that being married would have shown you that there is something beyond the keyboard, but apperantly you chose your mate based on a similar insecurity. You match each other well, but clearly don't compliment one another.
I enjoy the entertainment of FFXI, and this board, because it puts me in touch with people like you, who so clearly need extensive, intensive, and extreme help. I remember what it was like. For once I was like you. So geeky, I couldn't see the digital forest for the binary trees. Nevertheless I have trancended and become better. THAT is who I am to tell you that you need to take this game less seriously, and real life more seriuosly.
But I have used BIG words in a complex manner. Pull out a dictionary. Go to school Educate yourself and write back then.
UNTIL THEN: Fuck off. You blow goats, I have proof.

Sincerely yours
Dale Cooper
 
/em picks up the dictionary

/em looks up "blow"

/em looks up "goats"

:shock:
 
You failed again Dale.

Ill rephrase my question; What makes you so much better than the rest of the the population of the world that gives you the right to judge other, or try to inflict your way of thinking or lifestyle upon them?

You sound like fucking hitler to me.

What are you going to do next? Order the mass genocide of everyone who lists FFXI as something they care about?

Or are you just going to put 'Wife' in quotes as if to imply that she isnt real or something?

Bravo.

So, when you run out of 'material', are you going to explain to me why you are capable of the judgement of others? Is it because you really think that you are better than me? If so, is this because I care about something that you feel is nothing more than a game? Is it that far beyond your ability to comprehend that trying to condem people for a difference in opinion is basically Hitlerific?
 
LOL I just reread dale's mess of a post.

"I used to be a geek, but then I trancended that and came into the real world."

What a joke. :o You trancended? You left your geekdom behind?

Excuse me, but HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.

I pity you, but I'd never condem you for being passionate about something. I have, however, condemed you for attempting to condem others. Two wrongs do occasionally make a right.

Thanks for sharing your laughable intellect again.
 
Oh god I cant stop...!

Dalecooper said:
I have questions that are complex and difficult and have NO RELATION to fictional samurais, or what the best armor to wear is, or which "noob" did what in the Valkurm Dunes.
You clearly have no existential questions, no meaningful thoughts, because you are so easily duped into believing vehemently, and to such strong defense, in a fictional reality.

Lol I have no meaningful thoughts, concerns, or questions, because I am passionate about my current hobby? Because I post on a forum, you somehow know this about me? Is this the part of the discussion(arguement) in which you make stuff up? It is? Oh, let me try it then...


Dale, you clearly dont have any friends or get out enough. You've probably never had sex. You probably sit around all day in envy of people like me because I've met someone who I can share interests with. You could never do this, and I know this for a fact, because you believe so vehementy, and to such strong defense, that you actually have something to prove or teach or preach or spread.


I know all of this is true, because you play FFXI and enjoy chatting about it on the internet...

"That keits guy just needs to find something thats more important than video games in his life. All that guy ever does is play FFXI and post on the forum. Look! That loser is replying again even though I told him how stupid and wrong he was! How could he not understand? Oh well, I'm better than he is. I know I am because I dont post tons of messages on that stupid forum about a game that doesnt matter, and I sure as shit havent played enough FFXI to get my DRK to lv45, which required taking a basic job to 30 as well. When adding this all together; The part where I condem someone as a worthless-nobody-loser-who-needs-a-life and the part where I do the exact same things that I am judging him for makes me a hypocrite, doesnt it? I've gone a professed something which I do not believe. That is the definition of hypocrisy. So, Now, I, Dalecooper, am either a hypocrite or also a loser, just like Keits. Now only one deep universe-shattering and super meaning-of-life style thing remains for me to think about; Who am I to judge others? I cant really answer that, because I'm just some fucking guy with a PC and a judgemental attitude... So I'll start making stuff up now. Whew, its good to be the king."

This is how I picture your thought proccess.
 
I don't know about you Keits, but I do so love reading Dalecooper's posts. It's like being in english literature class in high school, when they make you read all those books you don't want to read. And when they try to force some views down your throat, god, I don't miss high school.

Omg, you're a nerd, because you like to play videogames. They aren't "just" videogames to him, they're just an escape. God forbid, that someone have a hobby that they enjoy. And, IF your a hardcore gamer "SEEK PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP IMMDIATELY!" because you obviously have some sort of mental disorder. You can't just enjoy playing video games, NO SIR! You have to have a "life" outside of the game. Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you find a hooker too, because if you're a nerd, you OBVIOUSLY, don't get any play.

I have some advice for Dale, why don't you just go ahead and quit ffxi? You obviously don't understand what an MMO is about. You invest tons of time to gain things in the game. This isn't ff7. You don't play it then put it down, MMO's are DESIGNED for people who *gasp* ENJOY SPENDING LOTS OF TIME PLAYING THEM. THEY ARE DESIGNED TO BE A MASSIVE TIME SINK! Therefore, YOU SPEND VERY MUCH TIME PLAYING THEM.

I want to know what you think about the japanese players, who have multiple jobs over level 75 and have all that uber gear and POST THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE ON MESSAGEBOARDS. Do you think they're cool? No? It's because their culture is different than ours, and videogames are accepted there, and given about another 20 or 25 years, I think they are going to be even more mainstream here than they are now. Hopefully, by that time, people like you will have grown up enough to respect that not everyone wants to "Have a life" in your own words. Maybe, just maybe, our lives are great and wonderful to us, and your's sucks. You have no right to judge. I almost made the mistake of changing because I was so sick of being different than every other girl on the face of the planet, but I've gotten to a point in my life, where I realized that being popular and well liked isn't important. I have my husband, and he's all I need. I don't need assholes like you telling me that I need to be different because you think I am a nerd and don't have a life. I've been opressed by people like you my entire life, and I hate people like you. That think they're better because they go play football and get drunk and have sex (which I'm sure you haven't had, because judging by your attitude online, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole) I don't care what you think, but I do think you're in the wrong coming here TO A F L AM E B O A R D where people come to EXPRESS THEIR OPINIONS ABOUT PEOPLE AND THINGS IN THE GAME to tell someone that they need to get a life and seek medical attention because they have a hobby that they love. Perhaps you are the one who should seek medical attention. Perhaps a shrink can help you get over your superiority complex.

Do me a favor, and stop judging people because they play a game that you have put tons of time into as well. Go ahead and take a look in the mirror. Because, you're just as big a nerd as the rest of us. You hypocrital twit.

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Well, thats a pretty decent, if inaccurate response.
Excuse me, my typing is kinda bad cause I am drunk. I went out (as you point out that I never do) and talked to friends ( which you point out I don't have)
Yes. I am jealous of you. COMPLETELY jealous of you. Absolutley, entirely, obsessively, astoundingly, competitively, demonstratively, compoundingly, and many other words that you will never unsertstand---ingly jealous of you.
You got me. How the hell did you EVER... EEEEVVVER become souch an insightful fellow? By god, if I were to describe your thought prcess before hand, it would be akin to "two neutrons rubbing together to form half a spark" but NO LONGER!
Jesus Christ! you are at LEAST as developed as the most basic slime I have the misfortune of scraping off of my feet.
CHRIST JESUS! Have I EVER misjudged you.
Forgive me!!!!!
Whatever.
Yours truly
Dalecooper
 
PS
How's your mom? I aint talked to her in, like, hours.
OOOOOOOOHHHHH
Sorry, my friends (oh, that's right, i don;t have friends) thought that'd be funny

PPS we were the jocks that made fun of your scrawny ass in high school
 
Dalecooper said:
PS
How's your mom? I aint talked to her in, like, hours.
OOOOOOOOHHHHH
Sorry, my friends (oh, that's right, i don;t have friends) thought that'd be funny

PPS we were the jocks that made fun of your scrawny ass in high school
Are you fucking stupid? I'm not a guy you idiot. don't you have anything better to do than troll these forums all night long looking for an excuse to write up some of your english literature shit?? Why don't you come back here and read this thread when you aren't wasted off your stupid ass.
 
naffenu said:
Dalecooper said:
PS
How's your mom? I aint talked to her in, like, hours.
OOOOOOOOHHHHH
Sorry, my friends (oh, that's right, i don;t have friends) thought that'd be funny

PPS we were the jocks that made fun of your scrawny ass in high school
Are you fucking stupid? I'm not a guy you idiot. don't you have anything better to do than troll these forums all night long looking for an excuse to write up some of your english literature shit?? Why don't you come back here and read this thread when you aren't wasted off your stupid ass.

Try to provide an intelligent response you poetry spouting wanna be.
 
Oh yea, and Just so you know. Being a jock is the subject of many many a comedy. And I think the only people that think jocks are sw00t are jocks. oh, and slutty cheerleaders.
 
Hey, naffenu, just read your reply.
AGAIN! it takes two of you. Well done. I don't object to ANYONE playing ffxi. I object to people like YOU and your "husband" who confuse it with LIFE.
Blah Blah Blah like english class
Blah Blah Blah I don't understand what dalecooper says
Blah blah blah.
I'm sorry you WORK for nurses who have MORE education than you and LESS eduaction than doctors. That's too bad. It says a lot in another post when you say that you work for the "hardest working people, the nurses" Which is in NO WAY to put down nurses, who I KNOW work very hard. Doesn't make you very educated. But I suspected that. Your posts betray it. And to be fair, I've made at least 1 non-typo mistake here. Can you find them? Probably not... too uneducated. You're with Keits, after all.
Whatever. Why don't YOU quit ffxi and find a hobby instead of a replacement for your disamal life with Keits.

Or, like Xcalade might say
"U suk ass. I hat you bothe. Goo to hel"
Except I don't actually hate you, I just have fun.
TTFN
Dalecooper san
 
ooooooh
boy was I shut down
Its funny how you admit to being discrimiated against all your life, naffenu. I can actually sympathize. I, once, was extremely unnatractive. 300lbs and counting. But I did something about it. Now?


Well, I don't even need to say.
 
and what's wrong with slutty cheerleaders?
Keits accused me of being jealous...
the green monster is prevalent in you...
I'm sorry that's not very kind of me
But I learned it by reading you, okay?!?!?
I learned it by reading you...


Hey, Sculli? you reading this??? shut it down, this post had no value to begin with, and has none now. It was based on a lie, intended to goad me, and it has. I can hack it, but they can't. It's starting to get personal. I can keep it up, but I feel they're going to be reduced to monosyllabic responses soon. Shut it down, or kick me off, or whatever, before it gets uglier than it is.
 
The latter would be more preferable. I don't appreciate being told that because I enjoy to play an mmo as a hobby that i have no life and I should seek medical attention.
 
LOL!

Dale didnt even bother to read what I'd typed to the point where he understood it!

Winner is you!
 
Keits said:
LOL!

Dale didnt even bother to read what I'd typed to the point where he understood it!

Winner is you!

me? you mean it? i win?

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is teh uber sexay winnar!! w00t g0 mae,

p.s. yes i am that bored, i think i have insomnia or something, but i have trouble sleeping....at night anyway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
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