The good thing about a frog is that when it dies, you can cook it.
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They may be able to sense a difference but I've never seen one do jack shit about it. Every time I get pissed off(usually at a game or the computer) and start screaming it, my dog comes over and tries to make me feel better. I've never in my life seen or even heard of a cat doing anything even remotely similiar.
That's, once again, back to how you treat it. And about the screaming, the cat won't over trying to make you feel better when you are pissed off and screaming, because it gets intimidated by you. Cats don't like loud noises, it makes them scared and uncomfortable. That is why, when raising a cat, you can't scream at it when it does something bad. It will consider you a threat and get scared and run away. A dog, due to their hierarchy system, will think he did something bad, and will try to please you to get on your good side. A dog you can scream at, to some extent, as they are used to the alpha dogs barking at them to let them know who's in charge. However, the reason you are not recommended to scream at a dog when the dog is barking, is because the dog will think you're talking to him, and will respond by barking. As a general rule of thumb, you should not yell at a dog when he's done something bad. In either case, he don't necessarily run over to you because he's trying to make you feel better, its a high possibility he do it because he thinks he did something bad, and are trying to make it up to you.
That's my whole point - the nature of cats, is retarded. They're asshole creatures who don't give a shit and listen to no one, why would anyone want to "own" that? I want an animal who not only loves me but listens to me as well. Cats might be your friend, but a dog will be your child.
Once again, they will give a shit and listen if you treat them right. Sure, its harder to please a cat due to their lone wolf nature, and due to the reason they don't consider you higher then them. They consider you, at best, a good friend, as opposed to dogs, which SHOULD consider you a leader if you did your job right.
So you're saying that the reason you can't train a cat isn't because it's too stupid to learn, it just doesn't want to learn? I can easily believe that, but it doesn't really make me think any better of them, if anything it makes me hate em more. If they were stupid they'd at least have an excuse for being such an asshole of a species.
Its not because they are assholes and stupid, its their nature. Dogs consider you a leader, if you do your job right. If you come home to a stranger's house, the dog is likely to not give a fuck about you if you try to order it around. Simply due to the fact that it considers you an outsider stomping in on his territory. The reason he's not attacking you, is because he consider his owner the leader. If the leader accepts you in to his territory, so will the dog. Its the leader's wish, and he have to comply due to being of lower rank. An aggressive dog more often then not consider himself the leader, and his owners of lower rank. Thus, the dog consider you a stranger trying to take over his territory, and since he's the leader, can go to attack. This is due to the owners being bad owners.
My point is, cats, too, have territorial instincts. However, they will usually not go to attack, as you are larger. Instead, the cat gets scared and runs away. They can let others in to their territory, such as other cats and animals, if they consider them friends. However, they will never consider someone a leader. They merely let others share their territory with them. This is the largest difference between cats and dogs. My cats, for example, share their territory with us, and the dogs. And the cats and dogs can often be seen "playing" together. The cats consider the dogs friends and let them share their territory, while the dogs consider them part of the flock. Since the leaders are we, the owners, they won't attempt to drive the cats out, as that is our choice, and they have to comply.
The point I'm trying to get across, is that cats and dogs are so different because of the way they think, which is due to their lazy nature and "clan system", being their hierarchy system. Look at lions, they are possibly among the most lazy animals on earth. Almost all cat animals are lazy. That is why they are so easy to care for. A dog will run around and play and make the house dirty, partly due to dragging dirt in from outside. A cat will just groom itself and sleep, that is, when they are not outside hunting, eating, sleeping, or doing their business in the litter box.
Guess you're SOL, get a girlfriend instead then.
A girlfriend both costs more and require more time then a dog or cat ever will ~.~
Edit: A dog's hierarchy system is actually not that much unlike ours. The boss at your work tells you what you have to do, and you get it done. If you mess up, your boss can scream at you, which might cause you to want to "make up" for it. Every part of society have a rather obvious hierarchy system, which everyone follows, knowingly or not. The dog, too, follows a hierarchy system. While they may not be fully aware of the system itself, they follow it because it is in their nature. Monkeys, hyenas and a lot of other species have a hierarchy system which everyone knows about and follows, aware of it or not. It is everywhere, from the family with the parents being of higher rank then the kids, to the companies where the customers are higher rank then the employees, to the countries with the politicians ruling the country.