Mad Libs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Yurirem]

Missed it again!

 

[Shyrra]

Omg those were priceless!

"Jamal is pretty gay."

 

[Yurirem]

Troll moar...

I'm always asleep or at work when it goes on...

Hey, I'm just complaining about my rotten luck is all.

 

[jamal]

I'll try to put together a 'night' one before I head to bed so other's get a chance.

 

[jamal]

As promised...here's one for the night people. This one is taken from a movie. We can see how things would turn out if we were writing it:

Noun:
Command:
Action Verb:
Number:
Clothing:
Clothing:

Short but sweet...have fun

Edit: Since no one has posted yet, it will work better if the noun can also work as a verb. Ex: Bat (Look at the bat in the dugout, I batted the fly away)

 

[Yurirem]

Diving in.

Noun: lube
Command: assume "the position"
Action Verb: swallowed
Number: 81
Clothing: ass-less chaps
Clothing: baggy sweatshirt

 

[Linhjah]

Noun: book
Command: dance
Action Verb: jump
Number: 7
Clothing: sock
Clothing: hat

 

[Morwen]

Noun: knife
Command: ON YOUR KNEES!
Action Verb: grinding
Number: 22
Clothing: boustier
Clothing: fingerless gloves

Yeah idk, lol, whatever

 

[Shyrra]

Noun: Beer
Command: Freeze!
Action Verb: Sucking
Number: 3
Clothing: Thong
Clothing: Sock

 

[jamal]

So far we have a porno, a martha stewart special, and an action film!

edit: and a comedy!

 

[Kahsha]

feather duster
behave
pinching
4
pasties
leg warmers

 

[Morwen]

Whos got the porno? lol

 

[Linhjah]

Whos got the porno? lol

I'm gonna assume its this one:

Noun: lube
Command: assume "the position"
Action Verb: swallowed
Number: 81
Clothing: ass-less chaps
Clothing: baggy sweatshirt

 

[jamal]

I'm gonna assume its this one:

Noun: lube
Command: assume "the position"
Action Verb: swallowed
Number: 81
Clothing: ass-less chaps
Clothing: baggy sweatshirt

That's a good ASSumption

 

[Shyrra]

That's a good ASSumption

I would SO rate you down for this if I could -_-;

 

[jamal]

I would SO rate you down for this if I could -_-;

tarutaru ;;

 

[Kahsha]

Jamal and ASS go hand in hand.

 

[Linhjah]

tarutaru ;;

Is that supposed to be an insult?

 

[Shyrra]

Jamal and ASS go hand in hand.

I think that would be ass in hand.

 

[Shyrra]

tarutaru ;;

Don't give me that sad face! That was a super lame pun >:|