Mad Libs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Noun: lube (the kind for cars!)
Command: assume "the position" (referring to police!)
Action Verb: swallowed (you swallow stuff everyday!)
Number: 81 (Iunno)
Clothing: ass-less chaps (Myrrh wears these as a fashion statement!)
Clothing: baggy sweatshirt (everyone loves a good sweatshirt)

See? Totally innocent.

Spoiler:
[size=-3]notrly.[/size]
 
Tarutaru ;; wasn't an insult...it's a sad face D:
 
So Taru make you sad?
 
Noun: whip
Command: Take me to the pilot!
Action Verb: riding
Number: 42
Clothing: breeches
Clothing: garter belt
 
Letting it go overnight incase rappa or others want to participate!

I'll take a look in the morning...they're pretty funny so far. Hopefully the suspense doesn't make the result look bad lol.
 
Noun: 12 string guitar
Command: Sit your ass down!
Action Verb: run
Number: 89
Clothing: man-thong
Clothing: jersey
 
Noun: Comic Strip
Command: Port Arms!
Action Verb: Dodging
Number: 69
Clothing: Vest
Clothing: Boxer-Briefs
 
Time to see how well we are at creating a movie idea:

Original
Rule #1: You do not talk about Fight Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about Fight Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Stop!' or Taps out it's over.
Rule #4: Only 2 guys Fight at a time.
Rule #5: One Fight at a time
Rule #6: No shirts, No shoes
Rule #7: Fights will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to Fight

Guilty Jameson
Rule #1: You do not talk about Lube Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about Lube Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Assume the position' or swallows it's over.
Rule #4: Only 81 guys Lube at a time.
Rule #5: One Lube at a time
Rule #6: No ass-less chaps, No baggy sweatshirts
Rule #7: Lubes will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at Lube Club, you have to Lube

Linhjah Stewart
Rule #1: You do not talk about Book Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about Book Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Dance' or jumps it's over.
Rule #4: Only 7 guys Book at a time.
Rule #5: One Book at a time
Rule #6: No socks, No hats
Rule #7: Books will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at Book Club, you have to Book

Scream IV: Morwen
Rule #1: You do not talk about Knife Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about Knife Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'On Your Knees!!!' or grinds it's over.
Rule #4: Only 22 guys Knife at a time.
Rule #5: One Knife at a time
Rule #6: No boustiers, No fingerless gloves
Rule #7: Knifes will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at Knife Club, you have to Knife

Beerfest III: Shyrra get's drunk
Rule #1: You do not talk about Beer Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about Beer Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Freeze' or sucks it's over.
Rule #4: Only 3 guys Beer at a time.
Rule #5: One Beer at a time
Rule #6: No thongs, No socks
Rule #7: Beers will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at Beer Club, you have to Beer

The Cat's feather Duster
Rule #1: You do not talk about Feather Duster Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about Feather Duster Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Behave' or gyrates it's over.
Rule #4: Only 4 guys Feather Dust at a time.
Rule #5: One Feather Dust at a time
Rule #6: No pasties, No leg warmers
Rule #7: Feather Dusts will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at Feather Duster Club, you have to Feather Dust

Zephayra Does Vanadiel
Rule #1: You do not talk about Whip Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about Whip Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Take me to the Pilot!' or rides it's over.
Rule #4: Only 42 guys Whip at a time.
Rule #5: One Whip at a time
Rule #6: No breeches, No garter belts
Rule #7: Whips will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at Whip Club, you have to Whip

Romper's Stomp
Rule #1: You do not talk about 12-string guitar Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about 12-string guitar Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Sit your ass down' or runs it's over.
Rule #4: Only 89 guys 12-string guitar at a time.
Rule #5: One 12-string guitar at a time
Rule #6: No man-thong, No jersey
Rule #7: 12-string guitars will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at 12-string guitar Club, you have to 12-string guitar

Kinky Comics (had to get rid of comic for it to work as a verb too)
Rule #1: You do not talk about comic strip Club
Rule #2: You do not talk about comic strip Club
Rule #3: If someone says 'Port arms' or dodges it's over.
Rule #4: Only 69 guys strip at a time.
Rule #5: One strip at a time
Rule #6: No vest, No boxer-briefs
Rule #7: comic strips will go on as long as they have to
Rule #8: If this is your first time at comic strip Club, you have to strip
 
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Mine != Guilty's

Was it that boring?
 
Crap! It was early sorry ;;;;; Fixed
 
jamal said:
Original:
Stine
The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
Myrrh: We have 33 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Tristam, Kotsu, and Linhjah.
Morwen: Tristam is pretty fabulous.
Audino: Yea, but at least they aren't like Kotsu, always molesting and consuming.
Myrrh: Well, what are we going to do about them?
Audino: I think we should procreate and speculate them!
Morwen: Nah, that'll just make Linhjah upset, he always sticks up for the zaftig guy.
Myrrh: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Tristam a mod so we can get on with our seedy lives.
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This one stayed fairly true.... damn Kotsu always molesting me.
 
I agree with Stine (no suprise there, really).

Also, I watched Fight Club last night, so that is even funnier. My husband decided he was going to send out the "worker bees can leave" haiku to a lot of his coworkers today. I laughed.
 
Linhjah said:
I agree with Stine (no suprise there, really).

Also, I watched Fight Club last night, so that is even funnier. My husband decided he was going to send out the "worker bees can leave" haiku to a lot of his coworkers today. I laughed.
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I watched Fight Club a couple days ago. <3 on Demand. Thus the inspiration :)
 
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