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One day, Jamal was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 75WAR, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Wyclef's Cuisses. This armor gave DEX+20!
Well, sure enough, Jamal got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a Stylish DRG, with a wyvern named Frank. Another was an elvaan SAM named Snailskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/DRG. Confused, Jamal looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Spoon. After asking Spoon why the whm was subbing DRG, Spoon replied 'Get in the Kitchen!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidbeeftips.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 1. Spoon bragged, shouting 'I am Spoon, /cry before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB cutting my hair!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 23EXP. They jauntily walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Morwen
One day, Normanbates was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 13Dark Knight, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Lindsey Lohan's Cuisses. This armor gave Underwater Basket Weaving+20!
Well, sure enough, Normanbates got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a scaley DRG, with a wyvern named Fred. Another was an elvaan SAM named Cougarskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/DNC. Confused, Normanbates looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Fork. After asking Fork why the whm was subbing DNC, Fork replied 'Your mother smells of elderberries!!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidlambraguwithafreshmint.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 8. Fork bragged, shouting 'I am Fork, /joy before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB squatting!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 9EXP. They quaintly walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Jeremy:
One day, Jimmy was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 23Black Mage, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Tom Hanks's Cuisses. This armor gave Woodworking+20!
Well, sure enough, Jimmy got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a cantankerous DRG, with a wyvern named Bob. Another was an elvaan SAM named Chocoboskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/WHM. Confused, Jimmy looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Saddle. After asking Saddle why the whm was subbing WHM, Saddle replied 'Asshole!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidmelonpie.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 5. Saddle bragged, shouting 'I am Saddle, /dance before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB poking!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 36EXP. They very walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Shyrra
One day, Shyrra was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 99Black Mage, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Tom Brady's Cuisses. This armor gave Staff+20!
Well, sure enough, Shyrra got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a sezzy DRG, with a wyvern named Alex. Another was an elvaan SAM named Kittenskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/WAR. Confused, Shyrra looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Leet. After asking Leet why the whm was subbing WAR, Leet replied 'Slutbucket!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidbiscuit.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 4. Leet bragged, shouting 'I am Leet, /panic before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB slaying!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 17EXP. They lazily walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Lucki
One day, Natashaa was walking through Whitegate. She was a lvl 7Dragoon, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Ted Bundy's Cuisses. This armor gave Breathing+20!
Well, sure enough, Natashaa got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a slow DRG, with a wyvern named Diamond. Another was an elvaan SAM named Manateeskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/THF. Confused, Natashaa looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Bullwhip. After asking Bullwhip why the whm was subbing THF, Bullwhip replied 'You're about as smart as Hellstorm and Pchan combined!!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidliver.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 1. Bullwhip bragged, shouting 'I am Bullwhip, /sigh before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB fapping!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 82EXP. They explosively walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Guilty
One day, Myrrh was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 27White Mage, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Michael Jackson's Cuisses. This armor gave Seduction+20!
Well, sure enough, Myrrh got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a skanky DRG, with a wyvern named Bajaratt. Another was an elvaan SAM named Lemurskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/SAM. Confused, Myrrh looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Brothel. After asking Brothel why the whm was subbing SAM, Brothel replied 'Hellstorm!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidbratwurst.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 7. Brothel bragged, shouting 'I am Brothel, /sigh before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB assaulting!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 91EXP. They enticingly walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Stine
One day, Steve was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 1979DNC, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Gene Simmons's Cuisses. This armor gave Reading Comprehension+20!
Well, sure enough, Steve got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a godly DRG, with a wyvern named Jenna. Another was an elvaan SAM named Bearskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/PUP. Confused, Steve looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Waterbottle. After asking Waterbottle why the whm was subbing PUP, Waterbottle replied 'Fucktard!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidcheesecake.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 3. Waterbottle bragged, shouting 'I am Waterbottle, /dance4 before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB sprinting!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 17EXP. They weakly walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Linhjah
One day, Brenlis was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 11WHM, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean)'s Cuisses. This armor gave Thumb Wrestling+20!
Well, sure enough, Brenlis got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a jumpy DRG, with a wyvern named Tobin. Another was an elvaan SAM named Buffaloskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/BLU. Confused, Brenlis looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Coughdrop. After asking Coughdrop why the whm was subbing BLU, Coughdrop replied 'Yo Mama twice the man you are!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidlasagna.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 7. Coughdrop bragged, shouting 'I am Coughdrop, /angry before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB flying!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 999EXP. They fast walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Zyn
One day, Zyn was walking through Whitegate. She was a lvl 214BRD, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Angelina Jolie's Cuisses. This armor gave Telepathy+20!
Well, sure enough, Zyn got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a transparent DRG, with a wyvern named Dj. Another was an elvaan SAM named Otterskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/DNC. Confused, Zyn looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Slug. After asking Slug why the whm was subbing DNC, Slug replied 'Cocksnot!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidjello.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 7. Slug bragged, shouting 'I am Slug, /grin before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB spanking!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 15EXP. They vigorously walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Skreb
One day, Rachelray was walking through Whitegate. She was a lvl 333Paladin, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Rosario Dawson's Cuisses. This armor gave Bouncing+20!
Well, sure enough, Rachelray got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a moist DRG, with a wyvern named Audino. Another was an elvaan SAM named Eelskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/DRG. Confused, Rachelray looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Crisco. After asking Crisco why the whm was subbing DRG, Crisco replied 'Buttmunch!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidcheesesteak.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 10. Crisco bragged, shouting 'I am Crisco, /point before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB riding!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 5EXP. They gleefully walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Zeph
One day, Bobette was walking through Whitegate. She was a lvl 65Black Mage, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Ron Jeremy's Cuisses. This armor gave Bonecraft+20!
Well, sure enough, Bobette got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a succulent DRG, with a wyvern named Tickertocker. Another was an elvaan SAM named Mongooseskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/BST. Confused, Bobette looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Casket. After asking Casket why the whm was subbing BST, Casket replied 'Your Father smells of Elderberries!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidpudding.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 6. Casket bragged, shouting 'I am Casket, /dance3 before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB blowing!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 98EXP. They deliciously walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Tiael
One day, Tom Bombadil was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 37Puppetmaster, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Rosie O'Donnell's Cuisses. This armor gave Fishing+20!
Well, sure enough, Tom Bombadil got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a arboreal DRG, with a wyvern named Jobu. Another was an elvaan SAM named Ostrichskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/DRG. Confused, Tom Bombadil looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named King. After asking King why the whm was subbing DRG, King replied 'How tall are you? GODDAMN, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidlasagna.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 7. King bragged, shouting 'I am King, /psych before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB stabbing!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 69EXP. They sidewaysedly walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
Rappa
One day, Johnny Cage was walking through Whitegate. He was a lvl 94Monk, and had recently obtained a new piece of armor after the last update, the Brent Musburger's Cuisses. This armor gave Snorkling+20!
Well, sure enough, Johnny Cage got invited to a party, and met the rest of the party. One was a putrid DRG, with a wyvern named Eddy Gordo. Another was an elvaan SAM named Mongooseskin. To heal the party had decided on a WHM/DNC. Confused, Johnny Cage looked to the leader of the party. It was a mithra brd named Fishstick. After asking Fishstick why the whm was subbing DNC, Fishstick replied 'Numbnuts!' The final member was a tarutaru blm named Liquidsevenlayerburrito.
The party was so good it was able to get chain 7. Fishstick bragged, shouting 'I am Fishstick, /bow before me!'
At one time the taru left for an extended period, after saying 'BRB penetrating!'
All told, after deaths were taken out the party gained 4EXP. They vicariously walked back to whitegate, where they put there flags back up.
