Master Card... Games

[Vandoura]

Well you all see the commerical about this kind of stuff and other humor website about this $5, $10, $40... then priceless.

Lets play a little game.

Write something related to FFXI or not related to FFXI on this crap

I'll start it off..

Linen Robe 3000G...
Acid Dagger 5000G...
Squid Sushi 2000G...
A Tarutaru got stomp by a King Behemoth, Priceless...

For everything else there is Master Card

 

[Elemmire]

Damascus Ingot 4,000,000
Healing Staff 6,000,000
Strider Boots 25,000,000
MPKing Gilsellers cause they stole a HNM from you, Priceless...

 

[KuroSan]

Sniper Rifle 500,000 dollars
Bullets 205 dollars
Binoculars 10 dollars
Food 400 dollars

Watching George Bush's head splatter on glass after pulling the trigger, Priceless...

For everything else there is Master Card

 

[Kat]

Hmmm, kay then I'll bite. This is cute.

Nobles Tunic 10 mil
Cursed slacks -1 3 mil
Cursed crown -1 1.5 mil

Seeing all your friends come back to play from the last 2 years, Priceless

For everything else there is Master Card.

 

[Reishu]

I really like yours kat ^^

 

[xena]

Snipers Ring x 2: around 3.5 mil
SH: Around 7 mil
Peacock Charm: Around 15 mil
Finally admitting to the guy that gave you 2 snipers, a SH, and a PCC for free that your a guy: Priceless

 

[Valoran]

Gear for white mage partying up through Qufim: 500k.
Buying Erase early and bazaaring it so people know you're serious: 450k.
2 stacks of pies for a week not leaving Valkurm Dunes: 20k.

Subbing Whm on a blm af3 run and not asking for sneak as a monk: priceless.

There are somethings that money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastercard.

 

[Kat]

I really like yours kat ^^

Thankee^^.

 

[Valoran]

Also . . . > ; D

Scorpion Harness +1: 13 million.
Sniper's rings +1 off batallia guy: 13 million.
Peacock charm, pre-update: 13 million.
Powerlevels up to level 57: 13 million.

Not knowing what a skillchain is: Worthless.

There are some things gilbuyers can't buy. For everything else, there's mastercard.



(Sorry, got in an impish mood; I think it would've been better with blm gear and magic burst as the punchline, but I don't know mage gear that well. Maybe someone else can write that version?).

 

[Daveman]

Iqira Weskit: 5,000,000g
Elemental Earing: 5,000,000g
HQ Staff set: Over 20,000,000g

No one caring or noticing that you don't use food in fights: Priceless

There are some things gil can't buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard.

 

[KuroSan]

Armour: 900 gil
Pots of Silent Oil: 24,000
Boat to Selbina: 200

Getting MPK'd on the way out: Priceless

There are some things gil can't buy, for everything else there is mastercard

 

[Legomyeggo]

Snipers Ring x 2: around 3.5 mil
SH: Around 7 mil
Peacock Charm: Around 15 mil
Finally admitting to the guy that gave you 2 snipers, a SH, and a PCC for free that your a guy: Priceless

Holy shit dude, this one made my day.

 

[Vandoura]

Spider Web 20,000G
Rainbow Thread 45,000G
Cashmere Cloth 50,000,000G

Breaking and Lost Cashmere Cloth 3 times... Priceless

 

[Zaliska_]

A candy bar: $ 0.99
Groceries: $60.00
Pet Food: $30.00
__________________
$$$$$$$$$ $90.99


Telling the cashier at the store you don't have enough "gil" to cover your expenses: Priceless

 

[Kat]

lmao. Too true Zaliska. OMG, I've almost done that a few times. Although it's been "here's my gggg ... um, money".

 

[Valoran]

You think that's bad? I once caught myself trying to explain to a friend the different mage classes (starting with black and white, of course) on a bus on the south side of Chicago. Suddenly it struck me like thundaga IV that this conversation could all-too-easily be misheard, and I stfu in a way that no fanboy noob ever would.

 

[Trippyhippy]

3 Gold Beastcoins For Tonberry Hate: 75000gil
Teleport-Yhoat for 6: 6000g
Warping Home to Rplace a Tank, then getting a teleport-Yhoat for 2: 2000gil
Standing Behind the Torch door realizing you forgot to start ZM4: Priceless.

 

[The Druw]

Silent Oil: 20k
Prism Powders: 15k
Teleport-Mea: 1k


The Skill Up Party for Attowa Chasm realizing the PLD couldn't provoke because he had THF subbed mid fight, Priceless.

There are some things gil can't buy...wait, there are?

 

[Drusilla]

Bloody Bolts: 3k a stack
Crossbow Bolts: 4k a stack
Holy Bolts: 5k a stack

Thinking ballista is a ranged weapon: Priceless

 

[Vandoura]

SH +1 15mil
HQ Noble Tunic 30mil
Errant Cape32mil

Someone hack into your account and stole everything. Priceless