Most awkward moment thread...

Would it be permissible to invoke the "Pics or it didn't happen" rule with your story?
 
Lucki said:
Would it be permissible to invoke the "Pics or it didn't happen" rule with your story?
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Ah.. yeah sorry, I don't carry a camcorder or camera with me whenever I'm in the bedroom. My bad.

Dumbass :P
 
Morwen said:
Ah.. yeah sorry, I don't carry a camcorder or camera with me whenever I'm in the bedroom. My bad.

Dumbass :P
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You should, apple-bottom babe, you should.
 
Lucki said:
You should, apple-bottom babe, you should.
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Fuck you Lucki, now I got that stupid ass song in my head....

"SHE GOT DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS! BOOTS WIT DA FUR! THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HUR!"

*grabs shotgun, places it to head, trigger... x_X*
 
Rayn said:
Fuck you Lucki, now I got that stupid ass song in my head....

"SHE GOT DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS! BOOTS WIT DA FUR! THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HUR!"

*grabs shotgun, places it to head, trigger... x_X*
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I do my best to thin the herd...
 
Rayn said:
More importantly, why is it girls make a big deal out of it and try to conceal it. Shit if you gotta rip one just rip one, but either move away or just say you gotta fart then I'll move lol.
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Because every chick I know excuses herself to the washroom to avoid inflicting her stench upon people.
 
Shyrra said:
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I have a friend that claims.. CLAIMS, that he farted while a girl was giving him a blow-jee XD I dunno if it's true or not, but god damn that would be funny
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Wow, that's an awesome way to make sure she doesn't give you another one again. XD
 
Mirewen said:
Because every chick I know excuses herself to the washroom to avoid inflicting her stench upon people.
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That is totally fine I'm just saying the few times where my girl friends have farted around me they get so flustered about it. They have this look of terror on their face as though the doctor told them they have malignant breast cancer.
 
I've farted while getting head before. It was just so relaxed lol Good thing me and the girl had been together for like 3 years or she would have been gone.
 
I'm not sure if I should be insulted or not, even after reading that. lol.
 
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This one time back when my brother and I still lived with the parents I had the house to myself and my girlfriend was over. Well we were in my brother's room because at that time I had no tv in my room and a small bed. Well we were just watching tv then got in the mood so we were on his bed making out. We started getting into it and I guess just didn't hear the car pull up. I had her shirt and bra off and she was working on my pants when my brother and one of his friends I didn't know walk in and stop talking mid-sentence and just stare at us. Here she is topless and my pants and boxers are half off so my ass is hanging out (luckily I was facing away from the door, lol). They just quietly walk off then I hear a shout from the other room from his friend saying "Save some for me!". I got shit from my brother for a while about that and made it a point to always be in my own room with the door shut and locked when I wanted some action even when I had the house to myself, lol.
 
Rappa said:
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This one time back when my brother and I still lived with the parents I had the house to myself and my girlfriend was over. Well we were in my brother's room because at that time I had no tv in my room and a small bed. Well we were just watching tv then got in the mood so we were on his bed making out. We started getting into it and I guess just didn't hear the car pull up. I had her shirt and bra off and she was working on my pants when my brother and one of his friends I didn't know walk in and stop talking mid-sentence and just stare at us. Here she is topless and my pants and boxers are half off so my ass is hanging out (luckily I was facing away from the door, lol). They just quietly walk off then I hear a shout from the other room from his friend saying "Save some for me!". I got shit from my brother for a while about that and made it a point to always be in my own room with the door shut and locked when I wanted some action even when I had the house to myself, lol.
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My brother and I used to share a room, so this happened so many times.
 
Mirewen said:
You... have a male Gyno? I will only ever go to a female lol. Imo any man who is a Gyno, is just wrong. And don't get me started on why ANY gendered doctor would be a proctologist.
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no you call them opportunists!
 
Rappa said:
I got shit from my brother for a while
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Get him back by screwing in his room a few times. He'll be smelling the sex for days! It's fun to leave some well placed presents too, he will enjoy them.

edit: Heh reminded me of this girl I lived with in college who had this container full of straws on her desk. My other roommate and I put some unwrapped condoms on the bottom of the jar for her to find... after she used a few straws of course. We used to turn the water off on her when in the shower too cause she didn't understand what was happening, gawd that chick was stupidly annoying. Good times.
 
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