Most awkward moment thread...

We're men.

It's something born of us.

The closest to mothers pride we shall ever feel.
It is the same with poop. We're so proud of our poop, especially if it makes other people uncomfortable.
 
Short and simple;
I had to ask my Grandad for contraception.
 
Short and simple;
I had to ask my Grandad for contraception.

LMAO

I think "had to" is maybe the wrong word. You could have just not had sex...
 
LMAO

I think "had to" is maybe the wrong word. You could have just not had sex...

It was a spur of the moment thing. The sun was shining he had a glint in his eye etc etc.
 
but what did he say?
 
but what did he say?

He drove me to the "Family Planning Clinic" where I received free contraception.
I could see he was uncomfortable w/ the fact his youngest grandaughter had turned into a tart.
 
Was in Highschool out one Weekend night was driving up and down Mainstreet When some guys we knew mooned us. So the girls dared me to flash them well I mean if you dare someone you have to do it right? lol

Anyway i go and flash what car we thought was the boys come to find out it was my science teacher. Needless to say i got A's the rest of the year lmao.
 
Was in Highschool out one Weekend night was driving up and down Mainstreet When some guys we knew mooned us. So the girls dared me to flash them well I mean if you dare someone you have to do it right? lol

Anyway i go and flash what car we thought was the boys come to find out it was my science teacher. Needless to say i got A's the rest of the year lmao.

Never reward hairy boy ass with bewbiz.
 
Was in Highschool and stupid what can i say. lol
 
>.> that one reminds me of a time in High School. It wasn't overly akward or embarrasing really.

Spring Break and a car full of girls driving back from the week. I was warm and just had to try on my new shirt I had bought and didn't feel like stopping or waiting til the next rest stop. So I figure what is the harm in doing so in the car, no one can see I have friends around to hide me... Couldn't figure out why the car full of guys sped up at an alarming rate to us, just shrugged it off and waved.

Another time, no one explained to me the dynamics of water tubing on the lake... I always wore a two piece bikini and the guys I went tubing with failed to mention that this was probably not the best swim suit design to go tubing with. Needless to say they made sure I hit every last damn bump and I refused to let go, until my bottoms decided they would instead. I nearly lost them and scrambled to retrieve them before my friends father could whip the boat around fast enough to me.

Yea so I guess most of mine involve being half naked...
 
Sex in a public restroom.

Not realizing there was only two there.

The other was out of order.

Walk of shame through a queue of people.
 
Ok so this happened to me yesterday lol...

I was out in the field helping one of my techs at a job site setting up. The job site was a vacant house in the somewhat ghetto area of San Francisco. My tech was working upstairs in the bathroom with tile work and other things so the toilet there was out of the question. The downstairs part of the house actually had a toilet so I decided to handle some business there.

Now the place looked a little ghetto so I had to check if the toilet was even working, and it flushed thankfully. Ok so I'm on the throne and right after it happened I hear this woman's voice yelling for my tech to open the door for her. I panic a lil bit lol. So here I was in this bathroom with a perfectly used toilet that now decided not to flush with a realtor that was going to show the house to 6 people lol. The realtor had no idea where I was and I decided to just ninja it and put the lid down and hope they wouldn't examine it to see if it works lol (dumb I know but it was something going on in my head).

Anyways the people examine the house and then leave, then I went back to the toilet and the fucking thing decided to flush again lol..... Mission accomplished.
 
Did it ever cross your mind that perhaps the toilet had to be refilled with water before it could flush again? xD
 
Did it ever cross your mind that perhaps the toilet had to be refilled with water before it could flush again? xD

It just had a shitty system, no pun intended, since it took the tank of an average of 4mins. to get the proper amount of water to flush correctly lol. Like I said "in the somewhat ghetto part of San Francisco" lmao...
 
Well, this could be a somewhat strange story.

Anyway, about 5 years ago, on one of my female friend's birthday surprise parties, me and 2 other friends thought it would be a great surprise to dress up as the opposite sex. So, while my other friends were keeping her occupied, we went over to the neighbor (we had asked them in advance if it would be OK), in to their son's room, whom they claimed to be away that night (I'm sure you know where I'm going with this). Anyway, there I was in a very hot pink dress, with hot makeup, nailpolish, balloons, bra, putting on the leggings, while my friend had a purple dress, with his back towards the door, jumping up and down trying to put the leggings on, and my third friend putting balloons in the bra, when suddenly, the door opens, and in stumbles a shocked guy in his early 20's. He stand there, one foot inside the room, just staring. At this point, my friend have his ass up in the air, bent over forward, turning his head towards the shocked guest, stuttering something similar to "Hello", while me and my other friend are working really hard not to burst out laughing at the hilarity in the whole situation. Out shocked guest now turn around really fast, saying something similar to "I'm sorry", and proceed to run down the stairs. At this point we all fell over laughing.

Yes, we got very pretty pictures from that day. No, I do not want to share them.

To add to this, my friend's girlfriend was dressing up as a guy, and my female cousin were in charge of putting on the makeup and give us the seal of approval that we looked like hot, respectable young ladies. One can only imagine what the guy might have been thinking.
 
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