My quest for nookie!

it's fun :)

I'll save the rest for when I'm bored (counting the amish buggies that pass by my window)
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
omg Fire, rotflmao! :ph34r:

you don't have to quest hard for me!:nyam:
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I wouldn't think so, especially since you two live in the same house. Maybe he's trying to tell you something, Kink.
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
omg Fire, rotflmao! :ph34r:

you don't have to quest hard for me!:nyam:
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I think fire's trying to say that the main stream "stuff" gets old...

=P
 
ask some tarus, they are products of nookie that can only be obtained on one night in the form of a "stand", and due to a mithras base stats they get alot of nookie so generally give it away for free
 
Realia said:
Here Fire, maybe this website will help to explain this 'nookie' to you. Clicky here! (probably nsfw) lmao XD

On a side note....'nookie'? wth? O.o
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I jus don't unnerstand! The link wuz for sumpin on Wikkipedia about "hummin sexily." How would the ability to be good at hummin sexily get me any nookie??? I just want to [Boost] my [Magic Attk. Bonus] is all... :(

All the best,
Fire
 
Firebrand said:
I jus don't unnerstand! The link wuz for sumpin on Wikkipedia about "hummin sexily." How would the ability to be good at hummin sexily get me any nookie??? I just want to [Boost] my [Magic Attk. Bonus] is all... :(

All the best,
Fire
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It's all about how you much you can pump into that {Rod's} {Burst Affinity} if you cant do that then give up and go home
 
Maybe you have to trade the flowers and crap to the ??? in sky with the description "There is a small hole here, it seems to be damp inside".
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
Our "main stream" stuff would make your hair curl and your dick do tricks. When we get freaky it's like a nuclear explosion :)
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pics or it never happened
 
The path to nookie is a long and lonesome road. Until you get there of course. Having an uncapped polearm will only prolong the journey, so I suggest you get out there and start using it. You don't want to hurt someone, or yourself with it.
 
LOL you love to say that don't you darlin?

Me and my girlfriend laugh when you say that and while we take turns on each other while Fire watches we think about sending you a picture sometimes :)

Westyle said:
pics or it never happened
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Oh this is so unfair :'(
 
Westyle said:
Oh this is so unfair :'(
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qft

Fire is now the envy of every straight guy on here...damn you Fire! Go cap your polearm!
 
... .. . Wow...
 
OMG !!!! Fire I all but pissed myself ... that has got to be some of the funniest shit i've read in a while ...
 
Fire.. you may want to ask some Bonecrafters and Woodworkers about your problem. They may be able to synth you a special polearm for your needs. But it will probably have some latent effect on it until you break it. Either that or join both guilds and increase your skill to become a veteran.

I hope you find more answers to your quest for nookie. *coughs*
 
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