NJ man admits to vomit assault at Phillies game

[Wagewar47]

from AP...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-vomitingfanarrested

PHILADELPHIA (AP)—A 21-year-old New Jersey man has pleaded guilty to intentionally vomiting on a man and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game.

Matthew Clemmens of Cherry Hill, N.J., pleaded guilty to simple assault and other charges Tuesday.

Police say Clemmens stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited on Easton police Captain Michael Vangelo and his daughter during an April 14 Phillies-Nationals game after his companion was ejected from the park.

Sentencing is set for July 30.

Assistant District Attorney Patrick Doyle says sentencing guidelines call for Clemmens to get probation. He says the Vangelo family is satisfied by the plea.

Public defender Richard Hark says Clemmens accepts responsibility for his actions.

 

[Tristam Green]

that's fucking gross, lol.

 

[Georgebobbilly]

and that's why I can induce vomiting w/o sticking anything down my throat >.>


Ok that's not why, but I'd bet if the guy had done it w/o sticking his hand down his throat it'd be harder to prove he did it intentionallly.

 

[Duddits]

Here he is practicing before the game...

 

[ShomeGhuye]

As if NJ didn't already have a bad name. I really need to move elsewhere.

 

[Thelona]

read about this in sports illustrated

heres his actual picture

what a douche bag, atleast the cop got in a good shot.

 

[Anaeran]

He did this...to a police captain? Genius...

 

[Eilistrae]

You know, if he did this to anyone other than a police captain, no charges probably would have been filed lol Seriously, I never thought about pressing charges on someone for vomit assault XD

 

[Dancingweapon]

You know, if he did this to anyone other than a police captain, no charges probably would have been filed lol Seriously, I never thought about pressing charges on someone for vomit assault XD

Oh hell no, if this fat dumb ass bitch vomited on me I'd make sure I get some kind of punishment served on his butt. Oh wow that sounded so wrong.

 

[Suriou]

What a dumb, idiotic way to 'get back' at someone for kicking their buddy out of a ball game.
I mean really, who would even think abou..
nevermind
anyways, yeah..
let that be a lesson there, buddy..

 

[Ravic]

I'm honestly a little baffled as to which part of this plan could have been misconstrued as a good idea. I mean, assuming you're lucky enough to not pick the one person out of forty-some thousand who is a police captain, then you've put yourself in a situation where you've both just royally pissed someone off and recently vomited. And I don't know about the rest of you, but I've never felt very spry after throwing up.

Getting arrested is probably the best case scenario here. Every other simulation ends up with him getting stabbed.

 

[ShomeGhuye]

haha you're right. Never really thought about it like that, he probably didn't either.

 

[Tristam Green]

read about this in sports illustrated

heres his actual picture

what a douche bag, atleast the cop got in a good shot.

Who let Jonah Hill out of the cage in Judd Apatow's house?