NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

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jamal said:
Why would I want armor that rides close to Dragoon dick
I thought you were weird before but now I know you're fucking sick
Talk about your jewelry more, goes along with your kitty.
Jewelry plus kitty equals wantin it in the shitty ;)
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You can hardly speak without mentioning cock
I guess that explains your poster of The Rock
And how bout that time you rented Men in Tights?
Thought it was a porno and hid it in your case for Bum Fights.

Give it up Jamboner, you're done like McNeely,
Walk away now before I hurt your feelings,
And leave Kitty out of this, thats lame..
Cause afterall Jam, thats a real life flame!

Save your winks for sucking up to the mods,
Only Miros would be seduced by your bod.
You could be like Romper and beg for mercy,
But I think you'd like it better in the Hershey.
 
Audino said:
You can hardly speak without mentioning cock
I guess that explains your poster of The Rock
And how bout that time you rented Men in Tights?
Thought it was a porno and hid it in your case for Bum Fights.

Give it up Jamboner, you're done like McNeely,
Walk away now before I hurt your feelings,
And leave Kitty out of this, thats lame..
Cause afterall Jam, thats a real life flame!

Save your winks for sucking up to the mods,
Only Miros would be seduced by your bod.
You could be like Romper and beg for mercy,
But I think you'd like it better in the Hershey.
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You're the Dr. Seuss of the rapping world,
The Cat in the Hat your greatest rap, your pearl.
Enny, Loke, Temp, Z, and Malika too,
They'll be with me while I'm rhymin, who's that leave for you?

Just like in cars the weapon you use makes up for somethin small
Looks like you got quite a problem you have a polearm after all.
Each day that you look for party I'm getting merits more.
I created the phrase and coined it, the original merit whore.
 
jamal said:
You're the Dr. Seuss of the rapping world,
The Cat in the Hat your greatest rap, your pearl.
Enny, Loke, Temp, Z, and Malika too,
They'll be with me while I'm rhymin, who's that leave for you?

Just like in cars the weapon you use makes up for somethin small
Looks like you got quite a problem you have a polearm after all.
Each day that you look for party I'm getting merits more.
I created the phrase and coined it, the original merit whore.
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Are you that numb you think tits are what you need?
Spoiler for you, it won't make you ban-free!
Despite what you heard, and no one's helping you
They're happy seeing what I'm puttin you through.

Again, you're bringing up cocks, what the fuck?
Check your ass man, make sure one's not stuck.
I guess you need women to make you look good.
I'm fine where I am, respect by reppin the hood.

My rap is bad? You're completely incoherent.
You're somehwere between a mute and a drunk parent
You're slobbering everywhere like you're Rambo
Meanwhile I'm owning shit like I'm motherfuckin' Brando.
 
Do you do requests?
 
NY State of Mind - Nas

Do whatever you want with it.
 
Mattaru said:
NY State of Mind - Nas

Do whatever you want with it.
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I like it. Its a dynamis night tonight, so give me a few days to mess around with this. PM me if there's any topics you'd like me to touch on.

If it was west coast, I woulda left it for Jam lol.
 
Audino said:
Are you that numb you think tits are what you need?
Spoiler for you, it won't make you ban-free!
Despite what you heard, and no one's helping you
They're happy seeing what I'm puttin you through.

Again, you're bringing up cocks, what the fuck?
Check your ass man, make sure one's not stuck.
I guess you need women to make you look good.
I'm fine where I am, respect by reppin the hood.

My rap is bad? You're completely incoherent.
You're somehwere between a mute and a drunk parent
You're slobbering everywhere like you're Rambo
Meanwhile I'm owning shit like I'm motherfuckin' Brando.
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Ahem ahem, when taking 30 minutes even a monkey could bust your rhymes
Half the fun in showcasing your talent is doing it within the time
My lyrical dictionary has entries from A-Z
I can bust the tracks out quicker then busta or Eazy-E

Taking a minute from work, and turnin into a miracle song
To get to be half as good as me it takes you twice as long
From the morning till the night I could be bustin rhymes out tight
But alas my rhymes don't pay the bills yet...and yet is right.

Keep talking about 80's movies if thats all you can entail
I can talk about Short Circuit and Teen wolf too, but shit thats called derail.
When I rhyme I keep it short and sweet like an uppercut you see.
No matter how long you dig like this, you'll never be as good as me
 
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Audino said:
I like it. Its a dynamis night tonight, so give me a few days to mess around with this. PM me if there's any topics you'd like me to touch on.

If it was west coast, I woulda left it for Jam lol.
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West coast is the best coast ;)
 
jamal said:
Ahem ahem, when taking 30 minutes even a monkey could bust your rhymes
Half the fun in showcasing your talent is doing it within the time
My lyrical dictionary has entries from A-Z
I can bust the tracks out quicker then busta or Eazy-E

Taking a minute from work, and turnin into a miracle song
To get to be half as good as me it takes you twice as long
From the morning till the night I could be bustin rhymes out tight
But alas my rhymes don't pay the bells yet...and yet is right.

Keep talking about 80's movies if thats all you can entail
I can talk about Short Circuit and Teen wolf too, but shit thats called derail.
When I rhyme I keep it short and sweet like an uppercut you see.
No matter how long you dig like this, you'll never be as good as me
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Hey, you're that guy that took his avatar from Craftaholic
And doesn't your disc comes with a free Whatchamacalit?
You called it. You think I'm trying to stall it?
I believe that you perceive I'm running with an empty wallet.

I don't need to do this, I don't need to battle with you.
Don't need to see this through, so people recognize you dood.
I spelled it wrong, now can you pay my "bells?"
Fuck, I think sometimes you even spell worse than your buddy Hell.

Finally, for once you didn't bring up dick.
Good for you slick, where's your clique? Are they also sick?
Derails? I don't know where you're going with it.
Don't forget it, you mentioned five other people in your shit.
 
Audino said:
Hey, you're that guy that took his avatar from Craftaholic
And doesn't your disc comes with a free Whatchamacalit?
You called it. You think I'm trying to stall it?
I believe that you perceive I'm running with an empty wallet.

I don't need to do this, I don't need to battle with you.
Don't need to see this through, so people recognize you dood.
I spelled it wrong, now can you pay my "bells?"
Fuck, I think sometimes you even spell worse than your buddy Hell.

Finally, for once you didn't bring up dick.
Good for you slick, where's your clique? Are they also sick?
Derails? I don't know where you're going with it.
Don't forget it, you mentioned five other people in your shit.
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A tisket a tasket, Aud's trying to make a basket
The only problem is he's with the freestyler to hack it.
Check the timestamp on your post, and see how long it takes me
Soon the world will realize, there's none that will mistake me

Just warming up I am, soon I'll be done wit you
And after all that happens you're still that loldragoon.
I don't need to go any further cuz that's the end of the story
You're as far out of town as your poor Yankees boy Joe Torre.

The speed I need to succeed, you best give heed
Cuz the deed is done, you're the one thats freed
Each day I could think of something new to own you with
But you wouldn't be the first I owned, not even the fourth or fifth.

My boy Hell is there, then theflock, Lavi and eliebfrid too
Where you fall in place with them is purely up to you.
 
Done with work and going home

Holla atcha boy
 
jamal said:
A tisket a tasket, Aud's trying to make a basket
The only problem is he's with the freestyler to hack it.
Check the timestamp on your post, and see how long it takes me
Soon the world will realize, there's none that will mistake me

Just warming up I am, soon I'll be done wit you
And after all that happens you're still that loldragoon.
I don't need to go any further cuz that's the end of the story
You're as far out of town as your poor Yankees boy Joe Torre.

The speed I need to succeed, you best give heed
Cuz the deed is done, you're the one thats freed
Each day I could think of something new to own you with
But you wouldn't be the first I owned, not even the fourth or fifth.

My boy Hell is there, then theflock, Lavi and eliebfrid too
Where you fall in place with them is purely up to you.
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Something new? Is that what you do?
If you don't count things twice, I guess thats true.
There's things to do 'sides watch times
And comparing yourself to Eazy E is a crime

You might be quick but you're desperate.
You're the one thats been put to rest with.
Appreciate that I give you the time and place
Cause I done unplugged you like a Sid Vicious bass.

I don't care who you think you "owned"
None of them are here so kid, watch your tone
I should call you runt, cause you're just like Pere
Only thing is, he's not as much of a fairy.

Put me where you think I should be, then we'll see J D O GG
Sorry I can't post by the minute. You'll have to settle for hourly.
 
Because of this thread, i read every post on this forum in a beat, and then i get really dissappointed when it doesn't work.

Kudos to you two.
 
Just got back from workin out and see those two comments. Aud we need to put this on hold for a lil while.

Need some 'quality time' with the groupies jk
 
jamal said:
Just got back from workin out and see those two comments. Aud we need to put this on hold for a lil while.

Need some 'quality time' with the groupies jk
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After groupie time, we need to think about getting an entourage too. Won't be long before we become targets.
 
Makelith said:
Because of this thread, i read every post on this forum in a beat, and then i get really dissappointed when it doesn't work.

Kudos to you two.
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QFT o(>.<)o
 
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