NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

[Zephayra]

Hurray for groupie time

 

[Solan]

"Must spread repuatation before giving it to Audino again"

Renegade parody=win

 

[jamal]

Not really gonna do the whole song because its technically not Hip-hop...but this one could be pretty funny:
To the tune of Boyz to Men: I'll Make love to you

I'll Cyber with You

I'll cy--------------------ber with you,
Like you want me to,
I'll tell you its tight,
even though you're not in sight
I'll cyber with you,
when you want me to,
and I will not explode till you /tell me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Temptations]

Looks like J-Dogg and A-Train's first album is out.

 

[jamal]

That shizzle is off the hook!

Thanks temp, groupie of the year is gonna be tough to get from ya!

 

[Makelith]

Thats also the name of GM Dave's blog. I do like the cover art though.

 

[Solan]

Haha that's awesome

 

[Temptations]

Thats also the name of GM Dave's blog. I do like the cover art though.

Ugh, I knew I didn't come up with that on my own. I had no intention of ripping anything. -facepalms-

 

[Audino]

Looks like J-Dogg and A-Train's first album is out.

OMG Temp, that is so awesome!

<3 you

 

[jamal]

Think my next project is gonna be Bow Down -- Westside Connection (for those who haven't heard this, check it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utc2VLrGFEU)

Tossin a few ideas around yet though, i'll keep ya updated

edit: Doin the gangsta the killa and the dope deala in reference to Grays...still by westside connection, just the song fits the mood i'm in a lil better. Here's a lil taste:
[Intro: Ice Cube]
Hey, living in a QCDN cage--ya'll trying to study me
Elitism' a never die--there's too much love
You always gonna get playas like us, you know what I mean
God damn--how many more motherfuckin' good times’ posts ya'll gonna build
How many jars you gonna try to put us in
You know what I'm saying

Grayz has cheated now he claims, not me [repeat 4X]

[Ice Cube]
Can't none of ya'll playas fuck with none of these playas
These slaya’s mob killas (hahaha)
Sittin' on the couch in between camps
Wit every drop you can think of in my safe, nyah
Leave 'em in til they needed, ws or melee feedin
What's the difference bitch you looking at it
It don't stop
I hit mo' mobs than Licks
That it takes to get to the center (once, two, three) of a blow pop
And it's gonna take a miracle
For you to convince that your hacking, ain’t material
Yeah, I got heart, but ain't trying to forgive a hacker from the start
(Punk ass playa)
So let's wait till it get dark
People try to pick at my posts like they a mouse
It's like its 3am, at the motha-fuckin wafflehouse.
While most of us are runnin, to the mobs grass
You hit the POS hack to try to beat our ass
Doin' tricks jacked up like a GM (what)
You’re one pussy tryin to save your freedom
Playa's don't hack we earn it (ahhh)
But Grays hacks around, he don’t deserve it.
[Westside]

One chorus i'm thinkin of using, instead of the Gangsta, the killa, and the Dope Deala "Hackswander, the Chasym, and the Cyroflee" That might be too easy though, stay tuned.

If you wanna hear the real song you can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PM5YWZnhIs Oldie but a goodie.

 

[XGrayswanderX]

Here's one for you:

Jamal, Jamal, yo he’s the man
He got the masta’ plan in that Ridill Wielding Hand
He gots a Ridill + Seiryu , and I mother’ F*ckin dare you
Walk around’town while people stare’ and throw /checks @ you.

It’s just too bad with his sword swinging action
Only 297 Skill this Pretty Paladin Princess be Packin’
Cuz when it comes down to quit clownin’ around
My 304 Skill going to give’em the Yoshi’Ground’Pound

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.

Now let’s take it back and relive the old school
If your War aint gota hauby, then that just aint’ cool
Cuz I hear the SH not coming back in style,
But you can still slap on some evasion, if tanking Roc for a while

Now Im not the kind of type to point out subtleties,
But there are “Elements” in my mind here, that just aren’t at Ease
Whats this beared man in blue, trying to do? Talking shit’
When his LS Element he’s already out grew? Gots’ no wit

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.

 

[Xephon]

Here's one for you:

Jamal, Jamal, yo he’s the man
He got the masta’ plan in that Ridill Wielding Hand
He gots a Ridill + Seiryu , and I mother’ F*ckin dare you
Walk around’town while people stare’ and throw /checks @ you.

It’s just too bad with his sword swinging action
Only 297 Skill this Pretty Paladin Princess be Packin’
Cuz when it comes down to quit clownin’ around
My 304 Skill going to give’em the Yoshi’Ground’Pound

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.

Now let’s take it back and relive the old school
If your War aint gota hauby, then that just aint’ cool
Cuz I hear the SH not coming back in style,
But you can still slap on some evasion, if tanking Roc for a while

Now Im not the kind of type to point out subtleties,
But there are “Elements” in my mind here, that just aren’t at Ease
Whats this beared man in blue, trying to do? Talking shit’
When his LS Element he’s already out grew? Gots’ no wit

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.

i lold.

lold is short for got an erection right?

 

[Aloo]

Calais should remember this one :biggrin: :
TLC - No Scrubs

A nub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is
also known as a buster
always talkin' about what he wants
and just sits on his broke ass
so (no)
I don't want your invite
no, I don't wanna give you mine
and no, I don't wanna see your Mog House
no, I don't want none of your time and no
Chorus:
I don't want no nub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no gil from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his chocobo ride
trying to Tele-Holla me!

But a scrub's /checkin' me
but his game is kinda weak
and i know that he cannot approach me
cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's looking like trash
can't get wit' a deadbeat ass

 

[jamal]

Here's one for you:

Jamal, Jamal, yo he’s the man
He got the masta’ plan in that Ridill Wielding Hand
He gots a Ridill + Seiryu , and I mother’ F*ckin dare you
Walk around’town while people stare’ and throw /checks @ you.

It’s just too bad with his sword swinging action
Only 297 Skill this Pretty Paladin Princess be Packin’
Cuz when it comes down to quit clownin’ around
My 304 Skill going to give’em the Yoshi’Ground’Pound

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.

Now let’s take it back and relive the old school
If your War aint gota hauby, then that just aint’ cool
Cuz I hear the SH not coming back in style,
But you can still slap on some evasion, if tanking Roc for a while

Now Im not the kind of type to point out subtleties,
But there are “Elements” in my mind here, that just aren’t at Ease
Whats this beared man in blue, trying to do? Talking shit’
When his LS Element he’s already out grew? Gots’ no wit

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.

Your attempts are weak but thanks for trying,
Now go back to the flameboard so you can keep crying,
My sword skill 297 you say,
That's funny I checked it at 304 just yesterday

Shut the fuck up and come with something real if you must
Otherwise each rap you do will end up a bust
My Ridill's bent, now that's a good one
Almost as funny as you sayin you didn't hack, son

My torque shines upon my neck, fair and true
Which is one thing you for sure can't say is true
Maybe you are a good guy now you're cleaning up antares,
But if thats the case why'd you hack at all, shit get off your knees

Sucking up to chasym tryin to say it was cyro's fault
Kettle meet pot, both are black, here wound, have some salt

 

[XGrayswanderX]

Oh please please, spare me your lecture
Allow me to enlighten ya’ with another texture
Suck up to Chasym? You gots’ to be smokin’
Those two were all OVER my dick, Nearly chokin’

How long did they plan, to betray all their kin
10 months of farming, for hardly a Din
Cyro and her tricks and low self esteem
Suckin’ up to the man Like I was Naja Salaheem

Time came to pass and the LS realized
My Pld Influence was why shit materialized.
So say all you want Jamy-kins, release your vent
Because at the end of the day? Your Ridills still bent.

You can take back that salt and I’ll lend you some sugar
Cuz these open wounds you claim for me? Just a booger
I’ll flick you away like you never Existed
But mess with my home boys and prepare to be B-listed !

 

[jamal]

Oh please please, spare me your lecture
Allow me to enlighten ya’ with another texture
Suck up to Chasym? You gots’ to be smokin’
Those two were all OVER my dick, Nearly chokin’

How long did they plan, to betray all their kin
10 months of farming, for hardly a Din
Cyro and her tricks and low self esteem
Suckin’ up to the man Like I was Naja Salaheem

Time came to pass and the LS realized
My Pld Influence was why shit materialized.
So say all you want Jamy-kins, release your vent
Because at the end of the day? Your Ridills still bent.

You can take back that salt and I’ll lend you some sugar
Cuz these open wounds you claim for me? Just a booger
I’ll flick you away like you never Existed
But mess with my home boys and prepare to be B-listed !

No paladin in any LS on any server
Has materialized an LS to deliver
So why should I believe what a hacker says
When he talks about himself as the leader, the pres?

I see no Aegis on your arm, no D.Ring on your finger ever
MPwhore, like all the rest, what else have you endeavored
If Cyroflee and chasym, were sucking up to you...
Why didn't you kick them to the curb, the moral thing to do.

The truth behind it is, a fox is still a fox, smack will always be smack
I'll always be greater than you, and you'll always be a hack

 

[XGrayswanderX]

No paladin in any LS on any server
Has materialized an LS to deliver
So why should I believe what a hacker says
When he talks about himself as the leader, the pres?

I see no Aegis on your arm, no D.Ring on your finger ever
MPwhore, like all the rest, what else have you endeavored
If Cyroflee and chasym, were sucking up to you...

Why didn't you kick them to the curb, the moral thing to do.
The truth behind it is, a fox is still a fox, smack will always be smack
I'll always be greater than you, and you'll always be a hack

Oh now this shit just be getting’ lame
3/6 of the Past Kb’s my LSs claimed
Stage IV on my relic with 4,500 Bynes to go
Once I strike it rich again, Gonna Shield Bash some Hos

Kicked out those hacking Pricks? Oh you KNOW they ate it
I Curb Stomped their mouths, Like in Romper Stomper, Don’t “debate” it
With pop sets divided, and LS members too
I just took my sweet time, that’s all I had to do

Cuz a fox gonna run 1st thing it finds its prey
Yet im Still the one around, even to this day
Cyro had to hide in exile, but I have no fear
So quit slinging your shit, I’m already in the clear.

 

[jamal]

Oh now this shit just be getting’ lame
3/6 of the Past Kb’s my LSs claimed
Stage IV on my relic with 4,500 Bynes to go
Once I strike it rich again, Gonna Shield Bash some Hos

Kicked out those hacking Pricks? Oh you KNOW they ate it
I Curb Stomped their mouths, Like in Romper Stomper, Don’t “debate” it
With pop sets divided, and LS members too
I just took my sweet time, that’s all I had to do

Cuz a fox gonna run 1st thing it finds its prey
Yet im Still the one around, even to this day
Cyro had to hide in exile, but I have no fear
So quit slinging your shit, I’m already in the clear.

You made your money with crooks, a crook forever will you be
Its as plain as fucking day, I don't know how you can't see
Your entire career is based on hacking and with bots
Your only gear you own, is from stuff you casted with free-lots

Your entire dynamis run is riddled with worthless hacks
You didn't kick them till the curb till they got you what you lacked
Once they helped you out it was easy to try to fly straight
Don't forget I was there, I waved to you outside the gate.

You didn't kick them then, you let them benefit you a ton
You say you don't play to hack, you play it just for fun.
Legit players all around as far as the eye can see
Yet you got help from Chasym, and wonderful Cyroflee

Don't tell me your shit's legit, its stanks worse than shit
You come in here and try to be righteous about being legit
The thing you must realize, before this time will pass
You're stamped with an asterisk on that sweaty, hairy ass.

 

[XGrayswanderX]

I don't hack, and you're just wack.
There I win.

 

[jamal]

I don't hack, and you're just wack.
There I win.

Umm...lieing doesn't = win

I'm sure you think you know what you're talking about too. Notice the hackers have been banned. Me? I admitted that I messed around with flee tool around Crag of holla and didn't get caught big whoopdee doo.

Here's a legit one though; How about Dagget just adds an F and takes away a D at the beginning of his name for his QCDN sig so we can all have a good laugh. And you? You can just stfu. Ty.

You hack, you lose
You suck, you choose
You could, have won
If this, wasn't done
But shit, You're fucked
Because, You suck