NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

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My name's arc,
I suck dick
Suck so much it makes me sick
Each day I wake up hoping Jamal to own
But each day he denies me, so now I'll take his throne

By moving his legit thread to the flameboard with glee
This will show him how faggoty I can be
 
jamal said:
My name's arc,
I suck dick
Suck so much it makes me sick
Each day I wake up hoping Jamal to own
But each day he denies me, so now I'll take his throne

By moving his legit thread to the flameboard with glee
This will show him how faggoty I can be
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lololololololololol.

too bad i cant rate you up again in such a short time. this is the thread winner/closer right here.
 
Rappa said:
Real thugs do Parappa the Rapper parody.
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As much as I thought you hated when people made that ref. to your name, I'd never thought you'd say it....

why neisan isn't online makes me a sad panda
 
your pretext of liability free
is a false sense of security

bullshits been heard; coated flamebaits abound
excuse me for trying to keep threads around

Jya's done it before and I moderated too...
it would have been easier to do that to you

but no, as I said...
maybe this will get to your head
talk to Audino if you have half a brain
I have offered an option to continue your game

Peace
 
Arctyrael said:
your pretext of liability free
is a false sense of security

bullshits been heard; coated flamebaits abound
excuse me for trying to keep threads around

Jya's done it before and I moderated too...
it would have been easier to do that to you

but no, as I said...
maybe this will get to your head
talk to Audino if you have half a brain
I have offered an option to continue your game

Peace
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Thank you master
you have saved me
i can now continue to enjoy these rap parodies
 
O_o I'm in a rap!

...Do I get a tshirt?
 
Artistic expression, artistic expression is dead. X4

If artistic expression should die before I wake, I 'll put an extended clip of holy bolts inside my Xbow, roll to every Moderators mog house, murder their moogle. Roll to every Moderators mog house, murder their Moogle.

Artistic expression just died this morning and she's dead, she's dead.

We could smoke, sit back and laugh in a flameboard free corner, get gil, live fast, body their mods mama. Rich mutherfuckas, ridding with 3 chocobo's, revenge in their eyes, moogles on their mind. Word to the wise, we building state of minds, grinding hitting far eastern mithra's from behind, grinding hitting far eastern mithra's from behind.

Whenever, if ever, I roll up, it's sew'n up, That ghetto called Bastok will tell you Moev helped grow us up. My face once graced auction house billboards, 100 Million gil I billed them, I helped blow dem up. Gave my nigga's right when I could have given left, so like my girl sabia, a nigga went deaf.

If artistic expression should die before I wake, I'll put an extended clip of holy bolts in my Xbow, roll to every Moderators mog house, murder their moogle. Roll to every Moderators mog house, murder their moogle. X2

Artistic expression just died this morning and she's dead, she's dead.

The bigger the cap, the bigger peeling, come through something ill, like Ro'Maeve its missing a ceiling. What influance my raps?? Stickups and killings, kidnappings, project buildings, drug dealings. Critical Hit that, kuz moev's rap is compared to ligitimized crack, but most Moderators will only 1/2 listen.

So you can't blame Arc for this, with his level 33 character with fashion issues. Oh I think he likes me with my white teeth, you can't ban me, we here for life B, on my second marrage, Hip hop is my first wifey, and for that we not taking this lightly.

If this thread should die then we die together, bodies in the morge lay together, all together now....

If artistic expression should die before I wake, I'll put an extended clip of holy bolts inside my Xbow, roll to every Moderators mog house, murder their moogle. Roll to every Moderators mog house, murder their moogle. X2

Artistic expression just died this morning (X3) and she's dead. She's dead.

(crowd chanting Artistic expression x1,000,000)

Everybody sound the same, comericalized tha game, Gil sellers fucked shit up, remember when it wasn't all business. It forgot where it started, so we all gather here for the dearly departed. Artistic expression since the time of, when 1 adventurer reached level 30 became a LS leader, if it dies on me, let me get my last swig of Yagudo Drink, R.I.P we'll donate your gear to the LS, I'm looking over my shoulder, it's about 80% of my server that show'd up, and they came to show love, soldout concert and the dorrs are closed shut.
 
I logged at 1 AM my time, which is quite late for me. your last post was at 1:54 AM my time Khid. As for the QCDN Wrap Up, even though most of that would -now- be considered 'flame baiting', there's only one person I'd apologize to for mentioning them, and they aren't here.

I noticed the Parappa Rapping bit, but I just assumed it was Rappa remixing an old hit.

Will work on a new rap while protesting the changes. Thanks a lot Rann. /annoyed

How long does it take the rest of you? My shortest time was Daily News at around an hour an half. Longest was The Wrap Up at roughly 2 weeks or so plus asking multiple people.
 
Neisan said:
How long does it take the rest of you? My shortest time was Daily News at around an hour an half. Longest was The Wrap Up at roughly 2 weeks or so plus asking multiple people.
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The "Many Men" one I did about Jamal took be as long as it took to type it. That one came to me real easy. Some of the other stuff like "One Mic" took an entire work day and then some.
 
Audino said:
The "Many Men" one I did about Jamal took be as long as it took to type it. That one came to me real easy. Some of the other stuff like "One Mic" took an entire work day and then some.
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*took me.

I need another coffee. D:
 
Audino said:
I hope it wasn't the kid thats probably angry about me organizing dynamis schedules now.
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Oh, oh shit. I see what you just did.
Bustin' rhymes to take down some kid.
I sure don't fuckin' blame
ya for this rhymin' game

Taru blew his lobes
over a jacked Yinyang Robe
it wasn't his you see
but felt it was his duty

Comin' in here bustin' balls
but see, got pushed to the walls
It ain't daily news, it's old bro
so man up, son, and let it go~

Aud, you got mad respect from Trist
see now if you get my gist
It's cool if you and jamma don't agree
on things but what he need to do is see

Arc's the law here 'round these parts yknow
And what Arc say, well you know it go~
So no needin' to hate on the little man
or taru, brother, d'ya understand?

-- How'd I do?
 
We got ratted out JJ, Guess all we gotta do is show em how it's done.

ONCE AGAIN, no offense was ever meant to be taken. In my eyes these parodies were no worse than poking fun at (in)famous people. Here's number five, not gonna bother a do over due to lack of edit


All you haters can just


"/Wrists Yourself"
Parody of Timbaland's "Kill Yourself"


(Demonic Voice)
Get it out.. Get it out! It can't be in here
You have to get it out
I implore you, Please
Please
It's just going to fail in here..
(static high pitch)


It's read or death
Either one
The man is back
Take heed you're done
I piss and take a dump on your thread for fun
I killed the Board
I didn't even have to run
Who better than me?
Don't make me laugh
I run this future they just watch the past
I ain't rapping shit hata
Just tellin the facts
I think all the posts I'm reading from flamers is whack
I be reading what they wrote
What they put in daily Times
I took Despot nobody gave me mine
They tried the Gods but r-r-r-ran into a slump
You disagree homie then go head and /ja jump
You can flap your gums
You can type what you want
Thats all you gonna do cause you posters is punks
I'm number one you ain't nothing but shit
When you need a parody I'm the one you come get
Talk to me

(chorus)
If you got love for me I got love for you
If you ain't got nothing for me I got nothing for you
You can take it however you want to
Hata if you ain't got nothing for me I got nothing for you
Gon' head
/Wrists yourself /wrists yourself /wrists yourself
Go on /wrists yourself /wrists yourself /wrists yourself
If I was you I wouldn't be myself go on /wrists yourself /wrists yourself
Kill yourself go on /wrists yourself /wrists yourself /wrists yourself
If I was you I wouldn't be myself

I'm tired of spittin'
Censors are tired
You ain't one of the guys
I see newb in your eyes
If you close to me
You supporting me
But most of you haters are cowards to me
Where you log from
The question I ask


Is do you think I give a damn
Riddle me that
Cause you read my rhymes and cry foul to dat
This mainstream shit to hell with that
I seen it come, I seen the video
I doubt you can show me something I ain't seen before (Sup Black!)
Who supposed to be the mod? I need to know
When I rate you down I'ma kill your flow
Go get your hun, go get your gang
I rap over you when you try the same
you mad at me cause I write the mix?
Go cry to SE bout how you need a 'fix', fuck nukka!


(Chorus)


See my heart
Feel my pain
Road is far, you playing too tame
I ain't jump on bandwagons for a crack at fame
I didn't download hacks cause I fail at the game
You claim you the shit
Then show me son
If you got so much 'leet' skills then show me one
Fools think they hot cause they exp for fun
When you know you bout as tough as a Promy run
A great time you just had to mar
Like you that 'gangsta' that be trying hard
Nursery rhyme rap don't make you star
Like we really still don't care who the fuck you are
Don't talk behind my back just PM me hata
Move your grudge to the side
I just may forgive ya
If you still wanna fail
We'll come and get ya
Put a knife to your wrists and apply some pressure!

(Computer Voice)
It's just going to fail in here
Get it out! Get it out!
It cant be in here
It's just going to fail in here
 
The mod-squad

Welcome here I'm the J D O double
Passin out props to the admin squbble
Throw the same responses to each post I make
Commanderfly should this effort in his war take

Arc I dont ingame know but can be sure its true
He's efucking someone, better watch out, might be you
Eleibfrid admitted to being the one to knocking my posts away
And guess what I got an apology from him just the other day

You may take pride in what you do here admin board
Trying to be the one who with eagles wings soared.
But guess what, just like everyone else you'll eventually see
You were wrong, guess who was right, its me

I didn't get this attitude on accident, didn't post till I knew twas right
Now when I post something you better on paper it write
Each thing I say will inevitably come true
Morwen was a racist ****, didn't I say that to you?

Why'd the entire thread get deleted if only that post was wrong
Maybe it was because you realized you had to protect her song
I reported it the way I shoulda, and said to kick her off the boards
But you just wrote it off as my trying to clash swords

Well guess what, now you're making another racial judgement here
Because this is the way ghetto people talk it can't be clear
'Gotta move this away fast its offending whitey you see'
Yet the same people who report it are racist to other races, sup hypocrasy.

Meeze gets booted off the board for not wanting to conform to your rules
I can't blame the jigga, he shouldn't bow down to you tools
If you can't read the statements inbetween my curses then you must see
You're the one that is at fault, its Y O U, not M E

Maybe if you took two seconds to look at what I'm trying to say
You'd realize I'm fucking right, and you're not actin right, ok
Bumbleetuna didn't deserve much respect, but a death wish no one does
But you still allow people to ridicule me for stickin up for it, because?

I choose my wars wisely, only argue when the battle should be heard
And everytime you reply, everything you say is obsurd.
When did I post "JOO SUK" fly? not once have I misspelled like that
Yet your last post makes it sound like all I do is fling worthless shat

Maybe if you took the time to do your job right you'd realize
That it takes a real man to stand up for those who don't have the size.
 
Audino said:
Got a taru chick, that plays her part
And if it goes down, greyhounds own her heart
Baby girl so thorough, she been cool shit from the start
Said I'm better than drks, not worried 'bout a parse
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Awwww Audino - This made my day <3
 
Blah blah blah,

Ok who want's to battle?? I've been throwing stuff down left and right and you all pretending that you can't see me. Go ahead I'll let you take the first swing.

Btw Jamal, just wondering if I am one of those allowed to throw some shit out there whenever the mood strikes me?? I mean I was invited to this site before it got moved to the FB. So just wanted to make sure what you were saying??

Arc I owned you and you wanna ingnore me too??
 
Rap Sucks. Well, 99% of it.



MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna
MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna
MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna
MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna

MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna won't you quit
You really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
You're gonna make me flip and then an White Mage couldn't raise ya
Why don't you behave ya little nooblet
Take a little tip and read the forum
Even though you think readin is borin
When I say I saw ya tryin' to floor me
Now you and your crew are on a mission tryin' to ignore me
But it isn't happenin' ya fraudulent Player
You used to front big time now ya don't have a prayer
That everything's cool since the style of apparel you adopted
You used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it
So you gotta kick it with the homies
But Trip is already hip to your cronies
Me and QCDN thought about this and never have we seen a
Brother who could look like Mista mista Mr. Bumble BTuna

MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna
MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna
MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna
MistaBBTuna Mr. Bumble BTuna

Ooh ooh Mr. Bumble BTuna
You thought ya could manipulate
You thought you could fool me
Ooh ooh Mr. Bumble BTuna
Changin your story put me on a rampage
Now you just keep tryin to be on the same page
First you send reps tellin me you can change
Then more lies on flameboard shows me your deranged
Mr. BBTuna is a Pain
Don't you agree the little wannabe
Resembles RMT
With a club and a dirty white hoodie
Seems like he would be a child
According to his grammer which is wild
Notice the facade of the kid
Which is why he went and hid
Even though last year he tried to act cool
Took a little time before the Trip could see through
The mask all I had to do is ask cid where he hid
And my man responded they would nuke a
Sockpuppet hoe with the strength of Hercules
The way ya on my dick must really hurt ya knees
You need to take heed and quit being such a pawn
Ever since I did a little show in Ru' Aun
I neva saw a pawn like you
But what is funny is ya wanted to be down with my crew
But Trip is not down when you come to the board sobbin
So I would suggest that ya try to impress a goblin
BBTuna because ya don't impress me
BBTuna the style of dress is not the key
BBTuna it's all in the mind and the heart
So you should start
By remembering ya gotta pay a fee BBTuna
 
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