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The thread was too good to let it go out with no bang. It was really
disappointing to see what what happened to the OG thread. There was
some talk about starting a blog maybe, but fuck there. Here's at
least one more. There's been a few things that needed to be touched
and they couldn't all fit in one tune. Read this as you will, whether
it be a capella, or if you're talented enough, make your own beat in
your head.


From the guys that brought you Bannable Offenses.

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(cover by Temptations)


Where I begin is right where it ends
All this time and did no beefs mend
I'm scratchin on this pad with my pen
From the dunes to sandy to Rancor Den

Hardly no one could even step to me
And never did I say any words I didn't mean
No one even tried cause they can't mirror this
And now I'm going out as the best lyricist

Whining ass bitches getting the thread moved
Couldn't even water down the points I proved
One day you'll have rocked to me in ipods
Screaming out loud, everyone, "Fuck the five mods"

Its ruined, you didn't put a stop to it
Well I will, cause now its all just bullshit
Ring leaders coming in and then going
Now you all think you can be flowin?

Young stars, some got potential
But I'm a Sharpie, you're a #2 pencil
I'm leaving the rest for J-Dogg to sort out
Cause I done, boxed, and KO'd my bouts

In the end, A-Train is permanent
The rest of y'all can just be erased
I feel the juices flowin the flow
Who still needs to be put in their place?

Now lets get to the dirty, are you with me?

Aw, Jyak, you musta seldom been held
Why are you proposing in your sig, man?
But really, all cultures with held
I heard that girl is only twelve.

Ying Yang Robe, Ying Yang Robe! See my sig!
You still gonna post schedules when Jescer's out?
You can put that in your little dance and jig
You might just have to do what you cried about.

What I do ain't a privelage, its volunteer
No mod status, just same as my peers
Plus I'm quick, even checked scheds on New Year's
Two year I kicked you man.. time to wipe away the tears.

Hellstorm, I bet you cried your ass off too
Here's some soup for you, alphabet stew
Get with the program, I rhyme with no reason
I'll embarass you worse than Mavis Beacon

Even on easy I bet you'd be cheating
I'll see you at the Speller's Anonymous meeting
Predictable, you took off your rep bar too
Good thing.. you'd have as many reds as men Ironmike blew.

Vandycandy pants as Lecruesetty would say
"Avatar healthy not look have maybe mono"
Back to the other guy, with the shades
Who you supposed to be dawg, Neo, or Bono?

Fuck the keyloggers, they dicks that took my friend
Not Mara J, not Jussy, talking about a hero
A dude that I consider a bud til the end
Helped me all the time, with anything, Soujiro

I was furious, the day that they took your toon
I hope to see you back so we can kick more ass
You were too awesome to be gone so soon
Come back, teach some NINs, like me, more class

You had stuff done in dynamis, done stat
Made a run good, even when we're at our worst
More fun than watching Uzor and Baj the rat
Arguing over who's dick came first

Flocker transfers, you still hate Audi?
Some say I threw Siviard right under the bus
Go 'head, tell Santa that I was naughty
At least you don't have WhatTheFlock, a complete bust

There's been nothing good thats new, right?
Too soon was Natashaa put in her place
But I think we all knew, as we went to bed that night
Lanien was jerking off to her myspace!

Rating circles, some say its true
Content is finally getting above the clowns
Think what you think, I don't care
From this one, I'll get more ups than downs

I'll get the greens, cause I'm lyrically savvy
Fuck, I even rated up Jyak once,
But only cause he was dissing Lavi
I'm out for now, and I'm not sorry about the necro, happy?

This was for those who didn't want an end
If mods lock it, fine, go 'head and lock it
All the people that rocked us, its for you
Not even orange and red men cannot stop it.



(Where's the album, Chasym?)
 
Audino said:
The thread was too good to let it go out with no bang. It was really
disappointing to see what what happened to the OG thread. There was
some talk about starting a blog maybe, but fuck there. Here's at
least one more. There's been a few things that needed to be touched
and they couldn't all fit in one tune. Read this as you will, whether
it be a capella, or if you're talented enough, make your own beat in
your head.


From the guys that brought you Bannable Offenses.

BannableOffenses-1.jpg


(cover by Temptations)


Where I begin is right where it ends
All this time and did no beefs mend
I'm scratchin on this pad with my pen
From the dunes to sandy to Rancor Den

Hardly no one could even step to me
And never did I say any words I didn't mean
No one even tried cause they can't mirror this
And now I'm going out as the best lyricist

Whining ass bitches getting the thread moved
Couldn't even water down the points I proved
One day you'll have rocked to me in ipods
Screaming out loud, everyone, "Fuck the five mods"

Its ruined, you didn't put a stop to it
Well I will, cause now its all just bullshit
Ring leaders coming in and then going
Now you all think you can be flowin?

Young stars, some got potential
But I'm a Sharpie, you're a #2 pencil
I'm leaving the rest for J-Dogg to sort out
Cause I done, boxed, and KO'd my bouts

In the end, A-Train is permanent
The rest of y'all can just be erased
I feel the juices flowin the flow
Who still needs to be put in their place?

Now lets get to the dirty, are you with me?

Aw, Jyak, you musta seldom been held
Why are you proposing in your sig, man?
But really, all cultures with held
I heard that girl is only twelve.

Ying Yang Robe, Ying Yang Robe! See my sig!
You still gonna post schedules when Jescer's out?
You can put that in your little dance and jig
You might just have to do what you cried about.

What I do ain't a privelage, its volunteer
No mod status, just same as my peers
Plus I'm quick, even checked scheds on New Year's
Two year I kicked you man.. time to wipe away the tears.

Hellstorm, I bet you cried your ass off too
Here's some soup for you, alphabet stew
Get with the program, I rhyme with no reason
I'll embarass you worse than Mavis Beacon

Even on easy I bet you'd be cheating
I'll see you at the Speller's Anonymous meeting
Predictable, you took off your rep bar too
Good thing.. you'd have as many reds as men Ironmike blew.

Vandycandy pants as Lecruesetty would say
"Avatar healthy not look have maybe mono"
Back to the other guy, with the shades
Who you supposed to be dawg, Neo, or Bono?

Fuck the keyloggers, they dicks that took my friend
Not Mara J, not Jussy, talking about a hero
A dude that I consider a bud til the end
Helped me all the time, with anything, Soujiro

I was furious, the day that they took your toon
I hope to see you back so we can kick more ass
You were too awesome to be gone so soon
Come back, teach some NINs, like me, more class

You had stuff done in dynamis, done stat
Made a run good, even when we're at our worst
More fun than watching Uzor and Baj the rat
Arguing over who's dick came first

Flocker transfers, you still hate Audi?
Some say I threw Siviard right under the bus
Go 'head, tell Santa that I was naughty
At least you don't have WhatTheFlock, a complete bust

There's been nothing good thats new, right?
Too soon was Natashaa put in her place
But I think we all knew, as we went to bed that night
Lanien was jerking off to her myspace!

Rating circles, some say its true
Content is finally getting above the clowns
Think what you think, I don't care
From this one, I'll get more ups than downs

I'll get the greens, cause I'm lyrically savvy
Fuck, I even rated up Jyak once,
But only cause he was dissing Lavi
I'm out for now, and I'm not sorry about the necro, happy?

This was for those who didn't want an end
If mods lock it, fine, go 'head and lock it
All the people that rocked us, its for you
Not even orange and red men cannot stop it.



(Where's the album, Chasym?)
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FUCKING WIN
 
Awesome Aud. I suppose I'll try to get my lazy butt off and make another. Might not be till late this week
 
Tim Wakefield said:
Am I the only one who doesn't even find these mildly amusing?
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No, but it keeps enough people busy/entertained so no reason to hate so long as you're left out of it I suppose.

And to answer the one I actually noticed being in, the answer would be Neo. ;D

I'm too big to be Sonny Bono, and if there's another Bono, just wasn't famous enough for me to get the reference. ; ;
 
Lecreuset said:
I'm too big to be Sonny Bono, and if there's another Bono, just wasn't famous enough for me to get the reference. ; ;
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Maybe someday U2 will be considered famous.
 
Bono.jpg


As seen in:

Time
Newsweek
The Times
Rolling Stone
ABC News
Nightline
NBC News
The View
Oprah
Countless other news sources globally

U2 (the name of the band) has been internationally famous since the early 1980s (forming in Dublin in 1976 and being a live success until...) specifically 1987 when they released their album The Joshua Tree, which was a mega-hit. They've sold over 170 million albums worldwide and have won 22 Grammy's, more than any rock band ever.

Picture happened not long after 9/11, he was showing support for the US. It was global news.

Just a refresher.
 
Audino said:
Maybe someday U2 will be considered famous.
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Don't bother learning the names of people in Bands.

Just the band name/songs they write.

I'm one of those people who could really give a shit less about the artist who makes the tune I jam to, so long as I pay for their album.

If I learn their names it happens. :/

Anyway, tyvm. :O
 
Morwen said:
Bono.jpg


As seen in:

Time
Newsweek
The Times
Rolling Stone
ABC News
Nightline
NBC News
The View
Oprah
Countless other news sources globally

U2 (the name of the band) has been internationally famous since the early 1980s (forming in Dublin in 1976 and being a live success until...) specifically 1987 when they released their album The Joshua Tree, which was a mega-hit. They've sold over 170 million albums worldwide and have won 22 Grammy's, more than any rock band ever.

Picture happened not long after 9/11, he was showing support for the US. It was global news.

Just a refresher.
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Very good source of info. :P

Lets not forget sonny bono didn't rhyme with mono either, lol.
 
Audino said:
Very good source of info. :P

Lets not forget sonny bono didn't rhyme with mono either, lol.
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To be fair, you were talking like Vandoura when you said mono. Lord knows how it would be pronounced.
 
Hot shit, I get to be jacking off in a song. I think I can check off another life long dream.
 
Now I know Tashaa is no longer here...but I figured with all the effort of having three people posting for her (riiiiiight) and then getting her account hacked (riiiiight) she deserved something in her memory. If anyone from MBP could copy/paste this to her, I'm sure she'd appreciate it. Anyway, to the tune of Eminem -- I'm sorry Mama, here ya go:


Where's my mouse?
I have no mouse on this pc
There you go
Yeah
Yo yo


Have you ever been a hick, or not been alone against?
She has, she showed in her manbearpig defense
Showing signs for my wicked rhymes, these easy times
Sick as the mind, she says she has a kid so she’s left behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans exploding
Tempers flaring from this noob, can’t blow her off and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one, give her hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning, and taking names in the evening
Leave her with a taste sour as vinegar in her mouth
See she can’t flame me, because no one will ever figure me out
Look at me now, I betcha prolly sick of me now
Ain't you Tashaa, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant ta make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project (YOU!)
One More Time

I said I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
Ha!


You were one of my most fun projects
And I dont know if no one knows it
So before I resolve this issue for good and close it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '03
Before I ever had a rep with this great big e-peen
I was a nooby playin I was just a couple of months
This faggit thief had his panties up in a bunch
'Cause he split, after emoting he stole from me, no lie
I ain’t playin, but I didn’t come to qcdn to cry
I would’ve looked crazy, and I couldn't picture typing my side
Even if I hated him, I grit my teeth and I try to make it work
But you for goodness sake couldn’t accept you made mistakes
You entertained the world you did, hicks ruled for one day
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But you the stupid contest for sure you really won.
Then best of all you said it wasn’t you that said it lol that’s low.
Thats why you received my wrath welcome to the fuckin j-dogg show

I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
One More Time

I said I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
Ha!


Now I would never diss Tashaa just to get some recognition
Take a second to listen for why this hick I picked for dissing
Put yourself in my position, and then just try to envision
Witnessing this Tashaa throwin her tits round like this her kitchen
Bitching that someone's overreacting to the whiney posts she christened (check that wordplay ;))
Going through every post and bitchin, victim of isuck2much syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe you give respect then you get it
Now I grew up, now I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
Why was the reason you couldn’t stop posting Tashaa?
So you could try to justify the way your QCDN account got hacked Tashaa?
But guess what, you’re getting older now and even with your degree
Everyone can take one look at your posts and know that you are a phoney
And your rep was getting so red now, you should’ve seen it, beautiful
But you'll never see it, said you were hacked, your accounts funeral *hahaha*
See what hurts me the most, is you wont admit you was wrong
screw this song, keep telling yourself that your iq is higher than cheech n chong
But how you tried to say it wasn’t you posting threw you in the pit
Almost never before has this board seen this type of bullshit!
Remember when Rappa posted about acavar and jak?
Well guess what, you’re the same to us, no way for you to get back
I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
One More Time

I said I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
Ha!
 
So, I feel stupid now lol I start reading your song Jam and at first, I was like "Who the hell is this Tashaa person?" lol Then I'm like, wait, I know this whole story... lol Go me.

And Aud and Jam would get rate ups, but it says I have to spread more rep around ; ;
 
Lanien said:
Hot shit, I get to be jacking off in a song. I think I can check off another life long dream.
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I knew you'd like that one lol.

And nice job, J.
 
Morwen said:
Bono.jpg


As seen in:

Time
Newsweek
The Times
Rolling Stone
ABC News
Nightline
NBC News
The View
Oprah
Countless other news sources globally

U2 (the name of the band) has been internationally famous since the early 1980s (forming in Dublin in 1976 and being a live success until...) specifically 1987 when they released their album The Joshua Tree, which was a mega-hit. They've sold over 170 million albums worldwide and have won 22 Grammy's, more than any rock band ever.

Picture happened not long after 9/11, he was showing support for the US. It was global news.

Just a refresher.
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You forgot the south park episode where he was the world's largest #2 (poo).
 
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