NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

[XGrayswanderX]

So he didn't want anything new and original, but he did. I see.

Just, lol.

if you think that rap was real
then you have no sense
if i bought your raps
it would be worth 5 pence

Looks like he was right again^^ He's making fun of you by making SHITTY rhymes to see if you'll respond. /ma "Slow" Jamal.

 

[jamal]

Looks like he was right again^^ He's making fun of you by making SHITTY rhymes to see if you'll respond. /ma "Slow" Jamal.

That wasn't a rhyme. I was asking why you were contradicting yourself. Please stop the fucking dumbass Macro lines. They make even less sense when you're wrong.

 

[XGrayswanderX]

That wasn't a rhyme. I was asking why you were contradicting yourself. Please stop the fucking dumbass Macro lines. They make even less sense when you're wrong.

You still dont get it do you?

He wanted something new from you or me or anyone. His Rhymes were a joke, even to himself. Just trying to get a rise out of you, and it worked obviously.

There is no contradiction.

 

[jamal]

First you posted this:

I like how you use the job ability "Cover" on Jamal every time someone insults his mama too.

I think Jammy-kins is perfectly capable of holding his own, though not intelligibly. And you're certainly not making him look any smarter with your little "Let's swear about it" fit.

Just like your little Rate each other up circle jerk, so just gtfo Mother Goose. Your name is Rappa right? why don't you make a rap about it, if you have an opinion like the rest of us^^

Then Rappa responded:

So says the guy who got his buddy to come bump his old rap for no apparent reason without commenting on anything else. wtg. Jamal can "Cover" himself fine (lol it's an FFXI joke!), but I hate hypocrisy so I point it out any time I see it. Is it really surprising that it frequently comes from you?

Your reply to Rappa concerning the reasoning behind GunnersX’s posting is RIGHT HERE:

Gunners point is no one wants to read the old shit, he wanted a new rap, and I supplied. Did you enjoy Claimin' Dirty?

Now you’re telling me this, over and over…

I'm pretty sure gunner was just trying to "Provoke" you Jamal, Not create anything original and fantastic. Looks like it worked.

You still dont get it do you?
He wanted something new from you or me or anyone. His Rhymes were a joke, even to himself. Just trying to get a rise out of you, and it worked obviously.
There is no contradiction.

Nothing worked, its all contradictory. He can't be asking for something new, because he got it from both aud and I, here's mine here, follow the link its real:

Now I know Tashaa is no longer here...but I figured with all the effort of having three people posting for her (riiiiiight) and then getting her account hacked (riiiiight) she deserved something in her memory. If anyone from MBP could copy/paste this to her, I'm sure she'd appreciate it. Anyway, to the tune of Eminem -- I'm sorry Mama, here ya go:


Where's my mouse?
I have no mouse on this pc
There you go
Yeah
Yo yo


Have you ever been a hick, or not been alone against?
She has, she showed in her manbearpig defense
Showing signs for my wicked rhymes, these easy times
Sick as the mind, she says she has a kid so she’s left behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans exploding
Tempers flaring from this noob, can’t blow her off and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one, give her hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning, and taking names in the evening
Leave her with a taste sour as vinegar in her mouth
See she can’t flame me, because no one will ever figure me out
Look at me now, I betcha prolly sick of me now
Ain't you Tashaa, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant ta make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project (YOU!)
One More Time

I said I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
Ha!


You were one of my most fun projects
And I dont know if no one knows it
So before I resolve this issue for good and close it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '03
Before I ever had a rep with this great big e-peen
I was a nooby playin I was just a couple of months
This faggit thief had his panties up in a bunch
'Cause he split, after emoting he stole from me, no lie
I ain’t playin, but I didn’t come to qcdn to cry
I would’ve looked crazy, and I couldn't picture typing my side
Even if I hated him, I grit my teeth and I try to make it work
But you for goodness sake couldn’t accept you made mistakes
You entertained the world you did, hicks ruled for one day
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But you the stupid contest for sure you really won.
Then best of all you said it wasn’t you that said it lol that’s low.
Thats why you received my wrath welcome to the fuckin j-dogg show

I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
One More Time

I said I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
Ha!


Now I would never diss Tashaa just to get some recognition
Take a second to listen for why this hick I picked for dissing
Put yourself in my position, and then just try to envision
Witnessing this Tashaa throwin her tits round like this her kitchen
Bitching that someone's overreacting to the whiney posts she christened (check that wordplay )
Going through every post and bitchin, victim of isuck2much syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe you give respect then you get it
Now I grew up, now I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
Why was the reason you couldn’t stop posting Tashaa?
So you could try to justify the way your QCDN account got hacked Tashaa?
But guess what, you’re getting older now and even with your degree
Everyone can take one look at your posts and know that you are a phoney
And your rep was getting so red now, you should’ve seen it, beautiful
But you'll never see it, said you were hacked, your accounts funeral *hahaha*
See what hurts me the most, is you wont admit you was wrong
screw this song, keep telling yourself that your iq is higher than cheech n chong
But how you tried to say it wasn’t you posting threw you in the pit
Almost never before has this board seen this type of bullshit!
Remember when Rappa posted about acavar and jak?
Well guess what, you’re the same to us, no way for you to get back
I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
One More Time

I said I'm sorry Tashaa
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But today, I’m finishing my project
Ha!

He got something new on January 8th. I recapped my other songs three days later by request. As I explained to him, before he started spouting utter bullshit about me always including you in my raps. Maybe if he learned to xreadx he’d be xsetx.

 

[Gunnerx]

I like how whenever someone rhymes attacking Jamal it's "just for fun" but anytime Jamal replies he's "defending his e-peen". Way to fail at life and be hypocrits, you fucking morons. Trying to remember why the name Gunnerx is familar... pted with you on... I think you were war when I was levelling monk. I remember pting with you two or three times and being pretty unimpressed. My hopes weren't really that high though since your name ended with an unnecessary 'x' which is pretty much the same as naming yourself "I'm a tool".

ok well if were starting on "likes" i like how there cant be a flame you dont have a post in.

or i like how your avatar is a guy that touches other men while wearing tights and your probably some skinny white kid sittin on QCDN all day in your room.

if the only thing people can put down about is "skills" or a name on a video game. you seriously need to find another hobby.

 

[Gunnerx]

and jamal i dont even got anything against u bro except your *humble* attitude.

this post of "art" was a good idea and i was enjoying reading it.

gettin u mad seemed to work to keep it alive and this shit is fun

i may not be the best rapper and i dont give a shit but readin and writin keeps me occupied.

 

[Gunnerx]

Oh right, now I see the connection. And when I replied to this with an original rap, and you said I had to flex my e-peen, that was still dealing with him wanting original work right? Gotcha

yea, coz i know your arrogant enough to write another 1 that me and the rest of the eager people here can read.

and maybe someone else would write some stuff, this thread was a good idea.

 

[Rappa]

ok well if were starting on "likes" i like how there cant be a flame you dont have a post in.

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=52470
http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=53363
http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=53260
http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=53329
http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=53270

That's the first page, should I go on?

or i like how your avatar is a guy that touches other men while wearing tights and your probably some skinny white kid sittin on QCDN all day in your room.

lol? If you can't watch wrestling because you're afraid you'll catch a case of the gay, then you have a lot more to worry about than your inability to play a videogame well.

if the only thing people can put down about is "skills" or a name on a video game. you seriously need to find another hobby.

Hi, welcome to the Flameboard. You must be new to the concept of "flaming". It isn't a "hobby", it's the point of the board. If you don't like it, there are several other non-flaming boards you can go to. With your homophobia, I'm surprised you'd even enter a board with the word "flame" in it because HEAVEN FORBID YOU CATCH A CASE OF THE GAY FROM IT.

 

[Gunnerx]

lol and rappa is still losing his mind. qcdn nerd

 

[Rappa]

Oh btw I have a very successful job that has me sitting at a computer while I work. If you aren't new to the internet you'd know that there's a browser called Firefox that allows multiple tabs. I have a plugin that can refresh a tab. I usually have qcdn sitting in a tab that refreshes itself every 10 minutes or so. I tab over every now and then and see what's been posted lately. I don't know if you know this either but the front page has a Latest Posts section. If there's something there I'm interested in, I click on it. Holy shit, wild.

 

[Rappa]

lol and rappa is still losing his mind. qcdn nerd

So your defense to all of my valid points is that I'm a "qcdn nerd"? K, you owned me. Write some more terrible raps and suck off your buddy Grayshacker some more since at least you're better at that than at playing Warrior.

 

[Gunnerx]

Oh btw I have a very successful job that has me sitting at a computer while I work. If you aren't new to the internet you'd know that there's a browser called Firefox that allows multiple tabs. I have a plugin that can refresh a tab. I usually have qcdn sitting in a tab that refreshes itself every 10 minutes or so. I tab over every now and then and see what's been posted lately. I don't know if you know this either but the front page has a Latest Posts section. If there's something there I'm interested in, I click on it. Holy shit, wild.

so u go on qcdn while you work? and u found a specific plug-in to make ur QCDN more user friendly?

thank you for proving my point that your are the biggest loser on QCDN

 

[Rappa]

Um, I use that plugin for a lot of things. It's really handy for my job, lol. Why wouldn't I surf the net while I work if I can? I get paid to, so yeah. Oh and if visiting QCDN is such a lame thing to do... yeah, you're here now aren't ya?

 

[Gunnerx]

i come for the cool raps, im interested in it, and you still dont cease to ruin it by posting all this dumb bullshit.

38 > 5k

i dont spend nearly that much time here, but thanks for that comeback i never get tired of it

 

[Rappa]

Uh-oh, he brought up post count! Like every other time it comes up, you're just going to end up looking like an idiot. You act like posting takes a lot of time and effort. Maybe if you have limited education and you can't type more than 5 words per minute it might. Anyway, is there anything new you want to say or are you just going to repeat the four year old arguments like your four year old avatar picture, Awesomex?

 

[Gunnerx]

naw jus go back to work no1 wanted u here in the first place, keep ruining jamals rap thread with your stupid side comments that, when someone actually logs off this game, doesnt even matter.

 

[Rappa]

naw jus go back to work no1 wanted u here in the first place, keep ruining jamals rap thread with your stupid side comments that, when someone actually logs off this game, doesnt even matter.

Um, I think my reputation here would say otherwise, Badassx. And seriously, who talks like "no1 wanted u" that isn't 5 or trying to save money texting on their cellphones? Jamal has told me that he likes my posts in this topic, so I believe that would make you wrong. He also told me you've been attempting to get him to agree that I'm a "qcdn nerd" for over half an hour in tells in ffxi. For someone that "u" don't want here and who "doesnt even matter", Incrediblex, you sure are taking an interest in me today. So again, anything else you want to say, Superx, or are we pretty much done here?

 

[Gunnerx]

nah im finished here until someone posts more raps

 

[Begen]

/chants "Fight fight fight!!" =P

 

[XGrayswanderX]

You're all trying too hard.