Obama is gay! I knew it...

[Tomasello]

First Lady Michelle Obama is spearheading a shocking White House cover-up, insiders say in a blockbuster GLOBE world exclusive. Sources detail the cunning tactics furious Michelle is using to muzzle the man who claims to have had gay sex and cocaine encounters with the President as she battles to protect her husband's image.

It's in the GLOBE so it MUST be true...

 

[Myrrh]

I always thought his "wife" looked a little too manly.

 

[Tagrineth]

I always thought his "wife" looked a little too manly.

No, no, she's just black.

 

[Falsey]

First Lady Michelle Obama is spearheading a shocking White House cover-up, insiders say in a blockbuster GLOBE world exclusive. Sources detail the cunning tactics furious Michelle is using to muzzle the man who claims to have had gay sex and cocaine encounters with the President as she battles to protect her husband's image.

It's in the GLOBE so it MUST be true...

i cant believe they bothered writing that, more so i cant believe you bothered posting it.

 

[JP]

For now on I'm posting this in every Obama thread: