Oh no its the cops!!!!

motley

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This story is only semi-ffxi related, so you know before you read further

So.... this is probably going to be the last time i let FFxi, control my driving speed....

MY cousin who i havent seen in 5 years is coming to town, so we make dinner arrangements that conflict with my ffxi schedule... no big deal, i log in sky so that i can pop during kirin fight and hopefully make some sort of contribution.

Dinner over, im flying down the prospect expwy at a not so impressive 65 (limit is 45 there, no one knows why) i get flagged, and pulled over

"Licence and registration" Officer dickhead says, I reach for my pockets and realize my ID is still in my work clothes....

"i'm under arrest" or so i think... the cop says "how would you like to spend 3 hours with me at the 70th pct?" (this being the infamous NYPD Pct where Abnor Louima was assaulted with a plunger, im not too thrilled) before i can answer he asks my sister for ID and tells her "your driving" ...

He gets back in his squad car and drives away.... so to officer dickhead i say THANK GOD FOR QUOTAS... because without them he wouldve hauled me in in.
 
how is he officer dickhead? you sped, you broke the law, and he let you off.
He shoulda taken your liscense. You need a good overnight I think.
 
What are the races of the parties involved? None black, latino?

Why do I ask? Racial Profiling, duh.

You can usually go 5miles above the speed limit, 10 if there's lots of cars on the highway, and not get pulled over.
 
should have just told him you were late for killing gods XD I'm sure he'd understand, as he probably let you go cause he was late for it too ;P (And if not, he'd probably take you in for insanity, but w/e ^^; )
 
Xean said:
What are the races of the parties involved? None black, latino?

Why do I ask? Racial Profiling, duh.

You can usually go 5miles above the speed limit, 10 if there's lots of cars on the highway, and not get pulled over.

here you'd think this would be coming from yaboy, shut up.

It's hard to understand sometimes but some of the time people actually get pulled over because they were doing something wrong.
 
motley said:
This story is only semi-ffxi related, so you know before you read further

So.... this is probably going to be the last time i let FFxi, control my driving speed....

MY cousin who i havent seen in 5 years is coming to town, so we make dinner arrangements that conflict with my ffxi schedule... no big deal, i log in sky so that i can pop during kirin fight and hopefully make some sort of contribution.

Dinner over, im flying down the prospect expwy at a not so impressive 65 (limit is 45 there, no one knows why) i get flagged, and pulled over

"Licence and registration" Officer dickhead says, I reach for my pockets and realize my ID is still in my work clothes....

"i'm under arrest" or so i think... the cop says "how would you like to spend 3 hours with me at the 70th pct?" (this being the infamous NYPD Pct where Abnor Louima was assaulted with a plunger, im not too thrilled) before i can answer he asks my sister for ID and tells her "your driving" ...

He gets back in his squad car and drives away.... so to officer dickhead i say THANK GOD FOR QUOTAS... because without them he wouldve hauled me in in.

he was probably just scaring you so next time you'll keep your licence on you, and he was in fact doing his job, you were doing 20 over the speed limit, you got caught, you got pulled over, don't call him an dickhead cop because you did something wrong, how bout taking responsible for your own actions?

"I got pulled over while speeding, the guy was good enough to give me a break but was an ass about his attitude"

and 20 M/h over the limit and he let you go? you should be sendin his ass a thank you card, I've never been let go at 20 over, usually their limit for warnings is 15
 
UnphaZeD said:
and 20 M/h over the limit and he let you go? you should be sendin his ass a thank you card, I've never been let go at 20 over, usually their limit for warnings is 15

Haha, that's just cuz you aren't a female and cute as me Un. I've had about 3 tickets since I was 16^^. They were for a lot more than just 20 miles over the limit. I'm such a speed demon^^. Bad Kat.

But, yah, callin' him a dickhead when he let you go, is a tad outa contol to be sure.
 
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Kat said:
Haha, that's just cuz you aren't a female and cute as me Un. I've had about 3 tickets since I was 16^^. They were for a lot more than just 20 miles over the limit. I'm such a speed demon^^. Bad Kat.

But, yah, callin' him a dickhead when he let you go, is a tad outa contol to be sure.

hahahaha you damn womans and you're "helpers"!!!!

I keep tellin the wife to let me get an asian woman to go w/ me wherever I go to help me out of situations like that but she just won't allow it :(
I for one think she's totally unfair.
 
Kat said:
Haha, that's just cuz you aren't a female and cute as me Un. I've had about 3 tickets since I was 16^^. They were for a lot more than just 20 miles over the limit. I'm such a speed demon^^. Bad Kat.

But, yah, callin' him a dickhead when he let you go, is a tad outa contol to be sure.

thanks for giving me a new nick name for you Kat :D

:evilsmile: <- Kat

And I, too, think it's unfair of you calling the cop a dickhead when he let you go O.o; if that would happen to me I'd call him CoolCop <.<;
 
haha Uz ... I like it^^.
 
When I got pulled over for speeding, I was going 80 on a 55 highway. The officer noticed all my college books in the passenger seat and said he was just going to give me the ticket for "misuse of speed" which is 5 miles over the limit - the ticket noone *really* gets, because the ticket might be hard to afford with college and all. So I got about $200 knocked off my ticket on the spot and thought that cop was pretty cool. It could've been a lot worse. Your cop pulled you over for speeding and not having license/registration, and let you off completely. That's beyond generous.
 
oh no please dont misunderstand me!!!! i filled in the name "Dickhead" because his name was something similar like Dietrich or something , i didnt get a good look.

and i COMPLETELY understand that he was trying to scare me so i wouldnt do it again, im actually very appreciative off officer Dic.... officer D.

Lesson learned, record still clean.... good times
 
SOooooooo, did you make Kirin on time or not????
 
UnphaZeD said:
hahahaha you damn womans and you're "helpers"!!!!

I keep tellin the wife to let me get an asian woman to go w/ me wherever I go to help me out of situations like that but she just won't allow it :(
I for one think she's totally unfair.

totally unfair i say - your wife is unreasonable lol
 
UnphaZeD said:
here you'd think this would be coming from yaboy, shut up.

It's hard to understand sometimes but some of the time people actually get pulled over because they were doing something wrong.

You telling me to shut up? :/ Do you even understand my question because a lot of people get pulled over for doing nothing wrong?
 
I've somehow never gotten a speeding ticket....amazingly enough. I mean....I DO obey the speed limit but not 100% of the time. I've just been trying to see how long I can go before I screw up :P
 
Xean said:
You telling me to shut up? :/ Do you even understand my question because a lot of people get pulled over for doing nothing wrong?

Of course, he's doing 20 over and what is the first thing out of your mouth?
Sure there are people that get pulled over for doing nothing wrong and I'm sure it happens, but for you to scream racial profiling right off the bat, it's just sad. Just hope you ain't an attorney.

next time he's getting beat with the cop calling him "nigger" all over the place and he was just walkin down the street, sure call the race card, but he let his ass go and gave him a really good break, just don't jump to race anytime anybody gets pulled over, I've been pulled over for no reason before just so they could check me/my truck out, so it happens to us white guys too.
 
alanon said:
SOooooooo, did you make Kirin on time or not????


The only relevant question, and yet no answer...
Kids these days >.>



And Unph, no wonder they pull you over, you got a tiger on your head for pete's sake!!
 
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