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This story is only semi-ffxi related, so you know before you read further
So.... this is probably going to be the last time i let FFxi, control my driving speed....
MY cousin who i havent seen in 5 years is coming to town, so we make dinner arrangements that conflict with my ffxi schedule... no big deal, i log in sky so that i can pop during kirin fight and hopefully make some sort of contribution.
Dinner over, im flying down the prospect expwy at a not so impressive 65 (limit is 45 there, no one knows why) i get flagged, and pulled over
"Licence and registration" Officer dickhead says, I reach for my pockets and realize my ID is still in my work clothes....
"i'm under arrest" or so i think... the cop says "how would you like to spend 3 hours with me at the 70th pct?" (this being the infamous NYPD Pct where Abnor Louima was assaulted with a plunger, im not too thrilled) before i can answer he asks my sister for ID and tells her "your driving" ...
He gets back in his squad car and drives away.... so to officer dickhead i say THANK GOD FOR QUOTAS... because without them he wouldve hauled me in in.
So.... this is probably going to be the last time i let FFxi, control my driving speed....
MY cousin who i havent seen in 5 years is coming to town, so we make dinner arrangements that conflict with my ffxi schedule... no big deal, i log in sky so that i can pop during kirin fight and hopefully make some sort of contribution.
Dinner over, im flying down the prospect expwy at a not so impressive 65 (limit is 45 there, no one knows why) i get flagged, and pulled over
"Licence and registration" Officer dickhead says, I reach for my pockets and realize my ID is still in my work clothes....
"i'm under arrest" or so i think... the cop says "how would you like to spend 3 hours with me at the 70th pct?" (this being the infamous NYPD Pct where Abnor Louima was assaulted with a plunger, im not too thrilled) before i can answer he asks my sister for ID and tells her "your driving" ...
He gets back in his squad car and drives away.... so to officer dickhead i say THANK GOD FOR QUOTAS... because without them he wouldve hauled me in in.