OH NOES MY REPUTATION!!l11l?

[Alyada]

All hail my mighty 4-barred e-penis.

/hail!

 

[Sneakypants]

versus

Now, I'm not about to fuck Brad, but I'm sure as Hell not fucking a 700 pound fat ugly woman simply because it's a woman. I mean, really. Choosing that chick over Mr. Pitt is taking homophobia too far. At least Pitt can reach every area of his body and clean it so as to prevent him from smelling like cheese and fungus. Fucking that bitch, you'd be likely to push up a roll and find a family of squirrels hiding nuts for the winter.

 

[Kotsu]

versus

Now, I'm not about to fuck Brad, but I'm sure as Hell not fucking a 700 pound fat ugly woman simply because it's a woman. I mean, really. Choosing that chick over Mr. Pitt is taking homophobia too far. At least Pitt can reach every area of his body and clean it so as to prevent him from smelling like cheese and fungus. Fucking that bitch, you'd be likely to push up a roll and find a family of squirrels hiding nuts for the winter.

Nooooooo! He'll find my secret stash of nuts!

btw, that's a whole lotta sexy right there. Damn Brad Pitt and sleeping with the women I can only dream about

 

[Sneakypants]

Damn, fatty was moderated.
At any rate, to do the comparison justice, right-click, properties, and paste the url into your browser's address bar.

She's not naked, but I admit, it's not work safe. Make sure you're near a toilet. Or a bucket.

 

[Kotsu]

Upon seeing the picture, I smacked my wife and told her to stop letting people take pictures of her. Needless to say, that was a mistake. I'm typing with just my right hand now since she ate my left. Note to everyone else: "Do NOT try to take the ice cream away from fat depressed women."

 

[Legomyeggo]

I'd totally tap Brad Pitt. He's a stud.

 

[CmdrFly]

Choosing that chick over Mr. Pitt is taking homophobia too far. At least Pitt can reach every area of his body and clean it so as to prevent him from smelling like cheese and fungus. Fucking that bitch, you'd be likely to push up a roll and find a family of squirrels hiding nuts for the winter.

This is some prime stuff, I'd rep+ if I didn't already on the previous page.

This thread is so far off course it's not even remotely linked to the OP. Locking and perusing options.