Omgzormg Lets Discuss New Job Possibilities Because Its Only Six Motnths Till Wotg!!1

Sharpe said:
I'm guessing you don't know much about WoW. As there is actually a story behind it. Sure it's not as important to the game as FFXI's but there's a massive story behind the whole Warcraft franchise that WoW is a part of.
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Maybe I worded that wrong Not saying that WoW dont have a story line just that it not the main plot of the game. The way FFXI works is once 1 expansion is done they release another almost like finishing 1 chapter and starting another. Unlike WoW where they lay everything out for you and when the release another expansion it fills in part of the map or story that is already there.
 
Chuck Norris

I would like to see Chuck Norris as a job (CHK)

Two Hour:

Description: Chuck Norris delivers his violent signiature assault.

Two Hour Macro: /ja "Roundhousekicktotheface" <t>

JOB Abilities:

Reset 2 Hour recast to zero (Recast 1 min)

Job Traits

LvL1 : RoundhouseKickAttack (DmG50)
Lvl5 : RoundhouseKickAttack+1
Lvl15: RoundhouseKickAttack+2
Lvl20: RoundhouseKickAttack+3
Lvl25: RoundhouseKickAttack+4
Lvl30: RoundhouseKickAttack+5
Lvl35: RoundhouseKickAttack+6
Lvl40: RoundhouseKickAttack+7
Lvl45: RoundhouseKickAttack+8
Lvl50: RoundhouseKickAttack+9
Lvl55: RoundhouseKickAttack+10
Lvl60: RoundhouseKickAttack+11
Lvl65: RoundhouseKickAttack+12
Lvl70: RoundhouseKickAttack+13
Lvl71: RoundhouseKickAttack+14
Lvl72: RoundhouseKickAttack+15
Lvl73: RoundhouseKickAttack+16
Lvl74: RoundhouseKickAttack+17
Lvl75: RoundhouseKickAttack+18
 
Swollen Testicle.
 
Cyruktion said:
I would like to see Chuck Norris as a job (CHK)

Two Hour:

Description: Chuck Norris delivers his violent signiature assault.

Two Hour Macro: /ja "Roundhousekicktotheface" <t>

JOB Abilities:

Reset 2 Hour recast to zero (Recast 1 min)

Job Traits

LvL1 : RoundhouseKickAttack (DmG50)
Lvl5 : RoundhouseKickAttack+1
Lvl15: RoundhouseKickAttack+2
Lvl20: RoundhouseKickAttack+3
Lvl25: RoundhouseKickAttack+4
Lvl30: RoundhouseKickAttack+5
Lvl35: RoundhouseKickAttack+6
Lvl40: RoundhouseKickAttack+7
Lvl45: RoundhouseKickAttack+8
Lvl50: RoundhouseKickAttack+9
Lvl55: RoundhouseKickAttack+10
Lvl60: RoundhouseKickAttack+11
Lvl65: RoundhouseKickAttack+12
Lvl70: RoundhouseKickAttack+13
Lvl71: RoundhouseKickAttack+14
Lvl72: RoundhouseKickAttack+15
Lvl73: RoundhouseKickAttack+16
Lvl74: RoundhouseKickAttack+17
Lvl75: RoundhouseKickAttack+18
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you forgot one thing. Only Chuck Norris can unlock the job.
 
Halifirien said:
I think one of the new jobs will be Prostitute (HOR). I'm looking forward to hanging out in Port Bastok and taking advantage of the bright-eyed noobs by offering them sexual favors for gil.

I have my "Want some company, stud?" macro ready to go.
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I think HOE would also be an acceptable job abbreviation. As for the macro, don't overlook the possibilities of "Sucky, sucky, 100 gil!"
 
Stouter said:
Or maybe Proctologist, that could be a new tanking job with all the hate they get doing their thing on unsuspecting mobs.
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Maybe a JA for the Proctologist could be an expanded search function and friendlist. You know, so they could look up some old friends.
 
New Job: Girlfriend (GF)

2HR: Guilt

Mob instantly gives up and despawns to help with the dishes.

Level 5: Charm PC
Take control of another player character for a short amount of time.

Level 15: Shift Costs
Assign the cost of one AH purchase onto a charmed PC. If PC does not have enough gil, the spell fails.

Level 40: Permanent Charm
Charmed PC will not be released until GF releases them. 2 month recast timer.

Level 50: Move In
GF may use storage space in PermaCharmed PC's Mog House.

Level 75: Demand Ring
PermaCharmed PC gives up last shreds of volition and will to become abject slave. One time spell, grants access to new job "Wife". Spell can only be recast after casting Level 75 WIF spell "Divorce".
 
Elohim said:
New Job: Girlfriend (GF)

2HR: Guilt

Mob instantly gives up and despawns to help with the dishes.

Level 5: Charm PC
Take control of another player character for a short amount of time.

Level 15: Shift Costs
Assign the cost of one AH purchase onto a charmed PC. If PC does not have enough gil, the spell fails.

Level 40: Permanent Charm
Charmed PC will not be released until GF releases them. 2 month recast timer.

Level 50: Move In
GF may use storage space in PermaCharmed PC's Mog House.

Level 75: Demand Ring
PermaCharmed PC gives up last shreds of volition and will to become abject slave. One time spell, grants access to new job "Wife". Spell can only be recast after casting Level 75 WIF spell "Divorce".
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lol this is great
 
Kitsuji said:
you forgot one thing. Only Chuck Norris can unlock the job.
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Damn. Your right. There can be only one. And he isn't some damn Highlander. Hes Fucking Chuck Norris.
 
Cyruktion said:
Damn. Your right. There can be only one. And he isn't some damn Highlander. Hes Fucking Chuck Norris.
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Seriously Chuck Norris jokes were back in 2005. They kind of died.
 
romperstomper said:
Seriously Chuck Norris jokes were back in 2005. They kind of died.
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I've seen a replacement mail going around with Jack Bauer.

e.g. Jack Bauer doesn't torture terrorists. Jack Bauer tortures his family so bad terrorists tell him what he wants to know.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.

Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Meanwhile, Jack Bauer did something important.
 
meeze said:
They should make a job called Brotha (BRO) who sits around Jeuno all day drinking 40s and selling dope, then collect Welfare from SE.
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Can you have a job that collects welfare?

Something about this doesn't make sense.
 
Elohim said:
I've seen a replacement mail going around with Jack Bauer.

e.g. Jack Bauer doesn't torture terrorists. Jack Bauer tortures his family so bad terrorists tell him what he wants to know.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.

Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Meanwhile, Jack Bauer did something important.
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At least 24 is more up to date than Chuck Norris' movies. These Jack Bauer jokes are also fresh to me because I haven't read them yet.
 
They should make a job called Whiner and they should have a 2 hour that is called "Whiny little bitch fit". I can't get a damn party where someone doesn't bitch about doing there job.
 
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