Omgzormg Lets Discuss New Job Possibilities Because Its Only Six Motnths Till Wotg!!1

[Ruffyreborn]

chuck norris jokes are funny

Besides, who has the right to tell anyone else what kind of sense of humor they should have?

o w8...

 

[Tok]

They should make a job called Brotha (BRO) who sits around Jeuno all day drinking 40s and selling dope, then collect Welfare from SE.

 

[Tok]

New Job: Girlfriend (GF)

2HR: Guilt

Mob instantly gives up and despawns to help with the dishes.

Level 5: Charm PC
Take control of another player character for a short amount of time.

Level 10: Cock Trap
Goads charmed PC into staying with you by telling him your pregnant

Level 15: Space
Destroy charmed PC by telling him you are confused about the future and need your space

Level 20: Neediness
Revive destroyed PC by telling him that being apart from him made her realize how much you need him

Level 25: Shift Costs
Assign the cost of one AH purchase onto a charmed PC. If PC does not have enough gil, the spell fails.

Level 40: Permanent Charm
Charmed PC will not be released until GF releases them. 2 month recast timer.

Level 50: Move In
GF may use storage space in PermaCharmed PC's Mog House.

Level 75: Demand Ring
PermaCharmed PC gives up last shreds of volition and will to become abject slave. One time spell, grants access to new job "Wife". Spell can only be recast after casting Level 75 WIF spell "Divorce".

fixed for accuracy

 

[Isomiau]

Can you have a job that collects welfare?

Something about this doesn't make sense.

Ha!

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.
/QUOTE]

Haha!

Seriously Chuck Norris jokes were back in 2005. They kind of died.

stoopid monkey...

 

[Mishaela]

Fire in the hole..?

New fad that some people seem to enjoy doing...they order drinks via a drive-thru window then when they're given them, yell "fire in the hole!" and toss them back in the window and drive off. Can see a whole lot of the idiocy on Youtube if y'care to go see, I personally don't see what the crap is so funny about it.

 

[Ruffyreborn]

New fad that some people seem to enjoy doing...they order drinks via a drive-thru window then when they're given them, yell "fire in the hole!" and toss them back in the window and drive off. Can see a whole lot of the idiocy on Youtube if y'care to go see, I personally don't see what the crap is so funny about it.

eh, lots of people have different things they think is funny... I dont support the fire in the hole thing but hey... some people do.

Kind of like when people smash mail boxes with baseball bats... Id like to ram those peoples faces into a wall.

Or the retard deviant kids (and adults too) that are against the police and any sort of order, so they rebel!!! (In idiotic ways I might add)

 

[Ruffyreborn]

cant edit.. But gonna add:

I personally think its funny when those idiots that go against the law get their asses kicked and cry about it. Theres my humor.

 

[Illyria]

Sounds like WAR AF on a RNG. Oo

That was fucking hilarious

 

[Romper]

Chuck Norris Jokes may be a couple of years old, but you are, and will always be, an asshole.

Thanks I take the opinion of a burned out hippy very very very seriously, seriously. /endsarcasm.

Seriously they aren't funny anymore. The Chuck Norris Mountain Dew commercial is funnier than the jokes and that commercial has been out since the Super Bowl. I am amazed at how this board is still stuck in '05 with those lame jokes.

Isomiau you're still a fucking retard. Just please bash your head against a wall you might gain some a point or two. Unfortunately for you you would still be clocked under a 0 IQ. What you say doesn't bother me one point like you seem to think it does. Why don't you keep sucking on your tiny cock some more please.

 

[Josudes]

Thanks I take the opinion of a burned out hippy very very very seriously, seriously. /endsarcasm.

Seriously they aren't funny anymore. The Chuck Norris Mountain Dew commercial is funnier than the jokes and that commercial has been out since the Super Bowl. I am amazed at how this board is still stuck in '05 with those lame jokes.

Isomiau you're still a fucking retard. Just please bash your head against a wall you might gain some a point or two. Unfortunately for you you would still be clocked under a 0 IQ. What you say doesn't bother me one point like you seem to think it does. Why don't you keep sucking on your tiny cock some more please.

Damn I sense a little anger.. lol

 

[Mishaela]

I admit I've never seen the Chuck Norris Mountain Dew commercial. I've known of it's existence for all for about one minute now.

 

[Shyrra]

Thanks I take the opinion of a burned out hippy very very very seriously, seriously. /endsarcasm.

Seriously they aren't funny anymore. The Chuck Norris Mountain Dew commercial is funnier than the jokes and that commercial has been out since the Super Bowl. I am amazed at how this board is still stuck in '05 with those lame jokes.

Isomiau you're still a fucking retard. Just please bash your head against a wall you might gain some a point or two. Unfortunately for you you would still be clocked under a 0 IQ. What you say doesn't bother me one point like you seem to think it does. Why don't you keep sucking on your tiny cock some more please.

You know... you talk about the board being stuck in '05.. but you've still got the whole "Internet badass" thing going on.. which has been around even longer than the Chuck Norris Jokes. Seriously, it's subtle, but there's definitely some PotKettleBlackish going on here.

Fun times, huh?

 

[meeze]

You know... you talk about the board being stuck in '05.. but you've still got the whole "Internet badass" thing going on.. which has been around even longer than the Chuck Norris Jokes. Seriously, it's subtle, but there's definitely some PotKettleBlackish going on here.

Fun times, huh?

Romper is like the guy who tries to slow clap when it isn't the right moment, he thinks he's owning people, but really just setting himself up to get owned...oh, here is the latest romper ownfest: http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?p=705242#post705242

 

[Selph]

I think one of the new jobs will be Prostitute (HOR). I'm looking forward to hanging out in Port Bastok and taking advantage of the bright-eyed noobs by offering them sexual favors for gil.

I have my "Want some company, stud?" macro ready to go.

This made me LMAO irl.

 

[Legomyeggo]

You know... you talk about the board being stuck in '05.. but you've still got the whole "Internet badass" thing going on.. which has been around even longer than the Chuck Norris Jokes. Seriously, it's subtle, but there's definitely some PotKettleBlackish going on here.

Fun times, huh?

He's the kid that's always typing "OWNED" and "FAIL" in every one of his posts. Sort of like those juniors that type /laugh after they've killed you because they burned all their cooldowns just to kill you (This applies to both FFXI and WoW).

 

[Solan]

wow i actually agree with time this time lmao jk

but yea TIME MAGE IS PROBABLY NOT GUNA BE A JOB CONSIDERING IT HAS NO USE IN THIS GAME!!!!

WHATS IT GUNA DO? HASTEGA WOWOWOWOW NOT LIKE WE DONT ALREADY HAVE THAT!!!!!!!!!

[CAPS]

thats my rant <3

 

[Legomyeggo]

Did they really say they're going to add new jobs? Shit, you would think they would fix the ones they have now.

 

[Trippyhippy]

Thanks I take the opinion of a burned out hippy very very very seriously, seriously. /endsarcasm.

You're right, you aren't an asshole, you're a narrow minded asshole.

You have anger issues. Get over yourself.

 

[Stouter]

New fad that some people seem to enjoy doing...they order drinks via a drive-thru window then when they're given them, yell "fire in the hole!" and toss them back in the window and drive off. Can see a whole lot of the idiocy on Youtube if y'care to go see, I personally don't see what the crap is so funny about it.

My version of Fire in the Hole was back in college, flushing multiple toilets while a friend was in the shower.

 

[Pasquale]

New fad that some people seem to enjoy doing...they order drinks via a drive-thru window then when they're given them, yell "fire in the hole!" and toss them back in the window and drive off. Can see a whole lot of the idiocy on Youtube if y'care to go see, I personally don't see what the crap is so funny about it.

Dick move. If I worked Drive-Thru, and that happened, I would use their organs to make double cheeseburgers.