Paris Hilton sentenced to Jail :O

She says she's so much more gratefull now. Now that NBC has agreed to pay her 1 million dollars for a post prison interview that is.

Doesn't that just burn you up?

I actually heard on our local news that NBC recinded their offer because the Hiltons shouldn't be paid a million for anything, seeing as how they're fucking loaded at current anyways. (I'm just waiting for their daughters to bankrupt them so I can laugh at them while they're in their normal JCPenny's outfits)

I heard that she agreed to an hour long interview with Larry King Live, for free. Talk about a smooth PR move. 'I dont need to be paid to show my face, I'm like... born-again, orsumstuff. Teehee'
 
I actually heard on our local news that NBC recinded their offer because the Hiltons shouldn't be paid a million for anything, seeing as how they're fucking loaded at current anyways. (I'm just waiting for their daughters to bankrupt them so I can laugh at them while they're in their normal JCPenny's outfits)

I heard that she agreed to an hour long interview with Larry King Live, for free. Talk about a smooth PR move. 'I dont need to be paid to show my face, I'm like... born-again, orsumstuff. Teehee'

Actually the other daughter isn't as bad as Paris. I think her name is Nikki. You never hear about her anymore though because she doesn't do stupid shit I guess lol.
 
I think the best part of the Larry King interview (which I didn't read, but had to write a headline about the next day) was Hilton saying "I'm glad it happened in a way because it's changed my life forever. I feel stronger than ever and, I don't know, I feel like this is a lesson in disguise."

And all I could think is How fucking stupid are you? There's no "lesson in disguise" here. They sent you to fucking jail to teach you a lesson. It was a public lesson. That's part of why we have a legal system.

The stupid... it burnnnssssss ussssss....
 
I like when he asked her for a Bible passage and she didn't even have a generalization of one bible passage.

Although she spent 3 weeks in jail with her nose in it suposidley?

Must of been a little bland for her. She even said she only read it when she was in jail. She probably spent more time drawing this than reading the bible.

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