Party of the year! (Omfg help me!)

[jamal]

Update!

Alright! Heres what I have so far:

-20 crates of Roman Candles and assorted fireworks. (Yes, I said crates.)

I read Roman Candles as Ramen Noodles at first glance lol.

20 crates of Ramen sounds like an interesting party idea too

 

[Rufus_Shinra]

I don't mean to sound like a dick, but are there going to be 6 year olds at your party?

Oh trust me. The last time someone had the kiddie pools, they were used to dump on the girls soccer team. So they arent going to be used for swimming. Trust me. Nothing EXTREMELY sexual. But cmon, there is going to be SOMETHING.

 

[Pasquale]

Oh trust me. The last time someone had the kiddie pools, they were used to dump on the girls soccer team. So they arent going to be used for swimming. Trust me. Nothing EXTREMELY sexual. But cmon, there is going to be SOMETHING.

Are your parents going to ba at this party? If not, why not get a little crazy?

 

[Rufus_Shinra]

Are your parents going to ba at this party? If not, why not get a little crazy?

Oh the joys. NO PARENTS/GUARDIANS OF ANY SORT!

But the problem is that this is the only place I can have the party because of so many people showing up.

This is a public area, and there are rules against certain things. (The booze being the main concern.)

But we are going to try and get away with as much as possible without attracting the attention of any of the Park Officials or Rangers.

Being 18, ill be boned if we get busted for anything.

 

[Pasquale]

Being 18, ill be boned if we get busted for anything.

Its a park ranger. Start a forest fire and {flee}.

p.s. I totally missed my 500th post. Yargh.

 

[Miruyasha]

Hm...sounds good so far. I can't think of much for the $25, though. Take pictures and post em here after the party. WE WANT RESULTS! lol

 

[Eulore]

How the hell did you get all that for $45?

 

[Westyle]

How the hell did you get all that for $45?

The same way we got most of America for glass beads.

 

[Miruyasha]

The same way we got most of America for glass beads.

lawl. Don't forget the fur. Dem injens lurve that fur. lol

Note: Post is not biased/racist towards/against indians or Native Americans

 

[Khajit]

The same way we got most of America for glass beads.

The irony being that the indians who sold off new york To the english didnt even own or live in new york.

 

[Rufus_Shinra]

How the hell did you get all that for $45?

Its all about connections. I am a very poor bastard. But the two things I have going for me are that Im a nice guy and that i'm a smooth talker. I do favors for friends then talk them into doing stuff for me.

-20 crates of Fireworks: $100 but 75% off with a friend's store discount. So $25.

-10 large sheet pizzas: $15. Friend owns a pizzaria.

-7 coolers of assorted pop. $5. Friend has cases upon cases stashed in his basment.

-2 DJ's. Free. Both owe me a favor or two.

-I cut my own firewood. (FREE!)

-$5.00 worth of plastic cutlery/napkins/plates (dollar store lol)

-3 Kiddie Pools: I own these.

-Football and Volleyball with net: I own these.

-4 go-karts: Borrowed off a family friend. He lives on a farm so he has his own go-kart track.

 

[Westyle]

So... $25 worth of MAYONNAISE

 

[Blackmagik]

MAYO! MUST HAVE MAYO!

or... SEX IN A POOL WITH MAYO!

 

[Romper]

-- Relevant to topic \/
If your birthday was after Nov. 19, I'd say have a WII~II party, but since it isn't.. Hmm... I'd say try to come to a basic point on what everyone would like in regards to events, then go with it. Don't get too detailed (obviously won't be able to, due to limited funds), but keep things interesting.
As for food, I'd say (again) see what everyone enjoys.. or you could be variant and maybe get a lot of little pieces of different types of foods, not all junk food. Even when I go to outings, I don't just try to eat my share of burnt marshmellows but also a bit of solid food (i.e. chili, stew, anything that has some sort of real nutritional value to it).
For my 18th, I ended up being out of town.. and so far, every year since, I've not had the b-day song performed for me (thankfully). Of course, even though I was out of town, I was with my family, and we ended up going out to eat that evening. They forgot it was my birthday (hurray!) until after dinner, so no singing at the restaurant for me.. but I got a free meal out of it!.

^ off topic I too hate that singing

Well I'm turning 18 too except in February so I'm going to plan this party for you. The bonfire great idea get a cheap bag board set or make it yourself by getting wood from devolping neighborhoods and make the boards yourself. Get a frisbee and a volleyball net. Then hold a tournament even if you all suck at bags frisbee and volleyball/badmitten/w.e. Ultimate Frisbee is mad fun. Those will get you to bonfire time. For music just bring an aray of CDs a CD player and batteries for music. Then bonfire time play dance music so you can all dance to around the bonfire and bring your special lady close.

Although you know people that are probably old enough to buy booze they will bring it guarenteed. People will end up going to a spot to have sex anyways. It's a promise that is unspoken. So you'll have to put up with it either way. Drugs may show up but you can tell those people to leave. Also remember you can still bang your girl legally it is only illegal if you get caught.

Alternate to CDs: You said you have band friends ask them to bring their instruments and play something not so friday football related. Like a nice jazz or blues something that says laid back. Parties are suppose to be fun and that's what you want.

Food/Drinks: Faygo is cheap supply that or get store brand soda from like Aldi not the best but still tastes good. Go to Sam's Club usually cheap and everything is in bulk pretty much. Buy hamburgers and hot dogs bring a charcoal or small propane grill and cook out.

If all else fails: Take your best friends that are 18+ to a strip joint.

This I believe is probably the most cost effective.

Also an intersting fact of keg parties, usually the stuff in the keg is the cheapest sh*t you can get and is usually made in mexico which is made from corn. German= Hops and wheat I believe.

Edited for a small mistake in quote.

 

[Westyle]

Alternate to CDs: You said you have band friends ask them to bring their instruments and play something not so friday football related. Like a nice jazz or blues something that says laid back. Parties are suppose to be fun and that's what you want.

Do they know any Pantera or White Zombie?
Oooh... buy an Otep - Sevas Tra CD and play at full blast. Loud music with a female singer screaming about religious abuse and suppressed masturbation.

 

[Miruyasha]

Or along the lines of female vocalists...Lacuna Coil. Still female vocalist...and metal. Either that, or like just go crazy and get like Cannibal Corpse and just start throwin shit at people...if thats not ur cup of tea...well...I'm out of ideas