politically incorrect jokes

Ugotjacked said:
Dude I love racist jokes but that one is retarded Tymon. Done in bad taste for sure.
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I've seen much worse. I actually chuckled at Tymon's joke.
 
Oooo... I got a good one.


What's the difference between a Jew, and a black Jew?





























The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.
 
What happens when a black woman gets an abortion?



Crime stoppers sends her $500.
 
Sanoske said:
Oooo... I got a good one.


What's the difference between a Jew, and a black Jew?


The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.
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LOL.

haden't heard that one before. Terrible, but funny.
 
I got some old ones, but..


What do you call one black on the moon?
A Problem.

What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
Problems.

What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
Problem solved.



What does FUBU really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us.
 
A black guy goes to a bar he's never been to before. It's up at the top of a sky scraper, with windows all around so patrons can look out at the city below. He gets there early in the evening before it gets busy and the only people there are just the bartender and 1 guy sitting at the bar.

The black guy sits down at the bar when he notices the other guy down his drink, then get up and run towards the nearest window and dive out. the black guy is stunned thinking he just witnessed a suicide, when the guy suddenly comes back in through the window, sits down at the bar, and orders another drink. The black guy is still shocked when the other guy downs his drink and dives out the window again and again he comes back in through the window a few second later.

At this point the black guy is absolutely speechless, so he goes over to the other guy and asked how he did that. the guy looks back and says, "Its the updrafts. Because we're so high up, the winds will blow you right back into the bar. I just take a drink to work up the courage."

So the black guy orders the same drink, downs it, runs and dives out the window. He falls 60 stories and hits the pavement.

The bartender walks over to the guy at the bar and asks, "Superman, are you fucking with the ******s again?"
 
omg thats terrible >.< lol
 
I'm rofling here...so terrible
 
I know it's shit, but it's the only one that springs to mind.


A black man is working in a bar, a Chinese man walks in and sees he is working. He walks up to tbe bar, "Give me a trigger, ******!" he says. "Excuse me, please don't call me that!" says the barman, "OK, ok, ok!" says the Chinese man. "It won't happen again!" so the Chinese man drinks his drink, and says it again, "Give me another trigger, ******!" "For fucks sake! I told you not to call me that, Don't do it again!" "Jeez! Calm down!" says the Chinese man. After his drink, he turns to the barman, "Give me a trigger, ******!" "Fucks sake! That's it! How about we change places a moment, so you can see how YOU like it!?" "Yeah yeah, sure!" says the chinese man. So the Chinese man swaps and goes behind the bar, the black man walks up to him, "Give me a drink, *****!"

The Chinese man says: "Sorry, I don't serve ******s!" and pours himself another drink.
 
What do you call a ****** in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

Whats the difference between dog shit and ******s?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

:ph34r:
 
Sanoske said:
Oooo... I got a good one.


What's the difference between a Jew, and a black Jew?



The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.
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The only one that made me laugh. :wink:
 
why do black people walk funny?

Because their knee-grows.
 
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