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[rabidsquirrel]

Looks good, buddy. Float like a butterfly...


Someone sideswiped my car a few days ago, no note, and I've been looking into it. My girlfriend saw it happen from a window, but it was dark. All possible descriptions and evidence thus far point directly at one car. Think I have the bitch singled out, but I'm gonna make sure. And then...That thing's getting fucked the hell up.

Nice well they sure deserve what ever is coming to them man. Thats some pretty low shit to sideswipe someone and then take off. Payback as they say is a bitch.

 

[Sneakypants]

Dam bro sorry to hear about your car, I know how the feels first hands x-mas of last year i was doing some x-mas shopping with my fiance and when we get back my passenger side quater panel was fucked by some one that hit it and ran .

Thanks. The damage isn't too bad (driver's side front bumper and fender), but it's the idea of not being responsible for your actions. I understand shit happens. I can handle that, but if you're dumb ass runs from it, and I find you, well, you get what's coming to you. Fair.

 

[Sneakypants]

Nice well they sure deserve what ever is coming to them man. Thats some pretty low shit to sideswipe someone and then take off. Payback as they say is a bitch.

Yeah the bitch obviously doesn't seem to care about the body of her car (or her body), so I'll have to do something that she will care about. I'm thinking a tire, a windshield, head/tail lights, and possibly stealing both her license plates. All in all, that'll leave her generally fucked, without literally trying to kill her. The target is the car, not the bitch. ...As much as I'd like to indulge a little.

 

[Genkaku]

Yeah the bitch obviously doesn't seem to care about the body of her car (or her body), so I'll have to do something that she will care about. I'm thinking a tire, a windshield, head/tail lights, and possibly stealing both her license plates. All in all, that'll leave her generally fucked, without literally trying to kill her. The target is the car, not the bitch. ...As much as I'd like to indulge a little.

Now, I understand where you come from man. I fully believe no one loves their car more than I do, and I would be exactly as pissed as you but..

Personally, what I would do, find the car, smash a tail light and walk. An eye for an eye. If she happens to "That must have been the guy I hit!"

It would go something like this.

Woman> "You smashed my tail light!"
You> "I did? how do you know it was me"
Women> "You did it out of revenge cuz I hit you"
You> "You just admitted you hit and ran, commited a felony against my property, I suggest you take your tail light and leave before I consider talking to the authorities"
Women> "..."

Now, if you dont take my advice and run with what you got planned, thats all good, just dont be stupid about it.

It's all good to think about what you could do, but yeah, last thing I would want to see is a goodbye post cuz your gettin locked up / fined out ass.

Edit: Could always do what my dad did to a coworker on his birthday. Take some chocolate cake and smear it on the wipers, and put an assload of confetti in the Outside to Inside Vents just above the hood. Turn on the AC and HOLY SHIT ITS A PARTY WEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Sneakypants]

LOL. Yeah man, good thoughts. Maybe you misunderstand me though. I'm NOT going to kill the bitch, XD. Her little tail lamp isn't an eye for an eye. What I will do will cover the damages, and the fact that she was a dumb ass enough to try and hide, and that's it.

 

[Genkaku]

LOL. Yeah man, good thoughts. Maybe you misunderstand me though. I'm NOT going to kill the bitch, XD. Her little tail lamp isn't an eye for an eye. What I will do will cover the damages, and the fact that she was a dumb ass enough to try and hide, and that's it.

lol yeah, after I posted it and reread I thought "Man.. thats some gay shit, steal it and hit a post or something!"

I love the confetti part tho.. no matter what you do, do that for me as icing on the cake.

OMG WHO WOULD DO THIS TO MY CAR?! .... ... ... WEEEEE CONFETTI! *cough cough*

 

[rabidsquirrel]

LOL. Yeah man, good thoughts. Maybe you misunderstand me though. I'm NOT going to kill the bitch, XD. Her little tail lamp isn't an eye for an eye. What I will do will cover the damages, and the fact that she was a dumb ass enough to try and hide, and that's it.

As your attorney i would highly recommend you not take any action and instead call the police.

But as your friend I would recommend sugar in the gas tank nothing like hearing from your mechanic that someone did that you. Oh sure the Shitler is disgusting and lets a person know there is someone real angry at them but it lacks the punch your looking for.

 

[Sneakypants]

As your attorney i would highly recommend you not take any action and instead call the police.

But as your friend I would recommend sugar in the gas tank nothing like hearing from your mechanic that someone did that you. Oh sure the Shitler is disgusting and lets a person know there is someone real angry at them but it lacks the punch your looking for.

Shittle me this, shittle me that would be great, but yeah, lacks actual damage. Sugar is a little more hands on than I'm wanting to get with her vehicle. Perhaps it could be an added gesture for "fun", but I'm not so sure I want to pick up a log of shit to do it, much less confident in myself to squeeze out something solid enough to write with.

The cops...Yeah...Believe me I want them to bust her ass. As soon as I have the paint chips matched to her car, the rest of it fits to a "T". However, in my experience, cops don't do much of shit in situations like this. It means they's actually have to lift a finger, use their brains, and get off their asses. I don't honestly expect them to do that. They will do hand out some bogus parking tickets, but they don't stand to benefit. If I involve them, I will likely get no resolution, and then it's on record so I can't really do anything to settle the score at that point.

Trashing her shitbox in a way that she'll care about will be gratifying. If she gets the cops involved, as Genk said, she fesses up in doing so, and at least I can say I did my homework, while she can just say, "I'm a dumb bitch and drive head-on into parked cars on the wrong side of the street. Then I run and hide like an even bigger bitch. Oh and I'm stupid as fuck because then I park my car right next to the guy I hit." Worst thing I see happening if the cops are involved, is that it ends up being called even, or we have to pay each other for damages, which = even. Won't change the fact that my car drives, and her's won't, and it'll be cold soon and she'll have no windshield, etc...Fuck that bitch.

 

[Lucki]

Someone once told me that if you piss one their radiator, it'll make the interior of the car smell like piss (not really sure if it works or not, but this is a good time to play Myth Busters :awesome

 

[mugenteg]

sugar in the gas tank does nothing, today's modern cars have so many filters that a filter fill get clogged before any actual engine damage takes place. I would pop her hood and let out some coolant and the proceed to pour rice into her radiator. Once the engine warms up and that rice gets cooked it will clog the cooling system to that point that the whole engine would need to be tore down and rebuilt to fix it.

 

[PBParrot]

take the oil drain plug out in the middle of the night.

by the time she realizes somethings wrong the engine is already beyond repair.

chlorine bleach in the gas tank too. the car will still run but the bleach will turn any metal it touches into rust. So if she actually gets a new engine for the car in a few months either the engine will die again due to contaminated fuel or the tank will rust through and leak.

 

[Tenkax]

Thanks. The damage isn't too bad (driver's side front bumper and fender), but it's the idea of not being responsible for your actions. I understand shit happens. I can handle that, but if you're dumb ass runs from it, and I find you, well, you get what's coming to you. Fair.

Sucks about the car man. If you need a good bodyshop PM me. I can recommend 2.

 

[Sneakypants]

Thanks, Tenk. I appreciate it.

 

[PBParrot]

I've already started saving up for one >_>

Please... let them do what Dodge did with the Challenger and send it to the floor with minimal modifications.