Relationships - The Horror Stories.

[Hexx]

Watching them fall apart after they break up with you is the best.

So, you left me for 'someone better'? .. Hmm. So how's things? lol.

Well, she hasn't fallen apart......yet.......but I seriously feel its beyond me to try to mess with her life. I've moved on, so has she, if she wants to keep being a whore, thats her problem really. Its fuckin hilarious to think about it tho, whenever I feel like shit or get mad at my wife, I just think about how bad my ex was and I feel a WHOLE lot better. :biggrin:

 

[exodusamphi]

Had a lady friend who slept around ALOT.

got pregnant on the first guy, proceeded to fuck 14 others in a period of 2 months, so when she finally gets serious with #16, shes pregnant, with some guys kid, and she convinced the current it was his.

6 month pregnancies do not pop out fully developed babies... This guy was a tard.

And its not me.

 

[Gohaan]

Had a lady friend who slept around ALOT.

got pregnant on the first guy, proceeded to fuck 14 others in a period of 2 months, so when she finally gets serious with #16, shes pregnant, with some guys kid, and she convinced the current it was his.

6 month pregnancies do not pop out fully developed babies... This guy was a tard.

And its not me.

I woulda slapped her.. Not saying I would actually slap her or anything but I would want to, thats just rude man. Not cool at all. If someone I was with slept around got prego and said it was mine and I found out I would need very special drugs to remain stable.

 

[Stine]

Had a lady friend who slept around ALOT.

got pregnant on the first guy, proceeded to fuck 14 others in a period of 2 months, so when she finally gets serious with #16, shes pregnant, with some guys kid, and she convinced the current it was his.

6 month pregnancies do not pop out fully developed babies... This guy was a tard.

And its not me.

Wow..... How big was the baby when it was born? lol I could see maybe 8 months but not 6.

 

[Gohaan]

Wow..... How big was the baby when it was born? lol I could see maybe 8 months but not 6.

I think she tricked him into thinking it was a 6 month baby.

 

[exodusamphi]

I think she tricked him into thinking it was a 6 month baby.

Correct, I wasnt too clear but she tricked him into thinking the baby was 6 months and fully developed, when in reality she was 9 months.

 

[Hexx]

Had a lady friend who slept around ALOT.

got pregnant on the first guy, proceeded to fuck 14 others in a period of 2 months, so when she finally gets serious with #16, shes pregnant, with some guys kid, and she convinced the current it was his.

6 month pregnancies do not pop out fully developed babies... This guy was a tard.

And its not me.

I call foul on her for being a total bitch, and on him for being a tard and not getting a DNA test done. "Fully developed" MY ASS!! LOL

 

[exodusamphi]

Shes since chillllled the fuck out, long time waiting too. Her baby's dad is long gone, the serious guy is long gone, shes stuck at her grandparents in a state 1500 miles away from her home with a baby and no job.

Id say karma caught up to the bitch.