Retards that Can't make coffee at Dunkin Donuts: Die

[Braydon]

Up here in Maine, Dunks is the best. Havn't had a bad cup of dunks ever. Had a cup of starbucks coffee in Vegas. Uggh, no thanks.

Tim Hortons is good too, and I like the Andwich/Soup combos

 

[pakomen]

columbus ohio, easton town center 30 screen movie theather + huge ass mall. has 5 starbucks...5!!!!!!!! in about 2 square miles

Supply and Demand. People need their coffee

 

[Eulore]

hey eulore, not like you'd probably get out much but as the name implies, "Dunkin" Donuts is not only a donuts shop, it sells coffee too

ohhh so thats where the "DUNKIN" comes in

you dunk the fricken donut in the coffee -.-

it'll taste like shit but it makes people do it anything and when u ask wtf theyre doin "Thats what you're supposed to do."

anyways these two hispanic ladies were serving my mom coffee today, i was there this time, and she asked for extra creme or w/e, after taking 3 minutes they come out asking again what the order was, and by the time they make it my mom has to ask for some creme because there wasnt enough >.<

not only did this make me 5 minutes late for school, we had to go back because i "wanted a boston creme" but it wasnt to cut off of my nap at social studies...no...

STFU pande, your parents don't love you ;_;

If you really want good coffee go to a local coffee specialty shop. For some reason they always have the best coffee and it never ceases to amaze me.

As a last resort you could always go to 7-11 in the morning and get coffee there. It's decent.

 

[Strid]

columbus ohio, easton town center 30 screen movie theather + huge ass mall. has 5 starbucks...5!!!!!!!! in about 2 square miles

The town in Oregon where my GF lives has 2

on the same street

in a town with one street.

I'm not even shitting you.

In houston there is one , I forget which part of town, where you can walk out the door cross the road and go to another one. Same in Atlanta. IT comes from a marketing strategy. It's all convinence, if you're driving one way you dont really want to pull a U-turn on a busy street. Well, at least most people don't. That's what it all boils down to. Coffee shops are easy and cheap to maintain and with a chain as huge as Starbucks it's easy to pull something like this off. Gamestop is getting that way quickly in the north Texas area as well.

 

[Rinoah]

columbus ohio, easton town center 30 screen movie theather + huge ass mall. has 5 starbucks...5!!!!!!!! in about 2 square miles

The town in Oregon where my GF lives has 2

on the same street

in a town with one street.

I'm not even shitting you.

In houston there is one , I forget which part of town, where you can walk out the door cross the road and go to another one. Same in Atlanta. IT comes from a marketing strategy. It's all convinence, if you're driving one way you dont really want to pull a U-turn on a busy street. Well, at least most people don't. That's what it all boils down to. Coffee shops are easy and cheap to maintain and with a chain as huge as Starbucks it's easy to pull something like this off. Gamestop is getting that way quickly in the north Texas area as well.

Couldn't you just park and walk over the road? Or am i just crazy?

 

[Raivyn]

columbus ohio, easton town center 30 screen movie theather + huge ass mall. has 5 starbucks...5!!!!!!!! in about 2 square miles

The town in Oregon where my GF lives has 2

on the same street

in a town with one street.

I'm not even shitting you.

In houston there is one , I forget which part of town, where you can walk out the door cross the road and go to another one. Same in Atlanta. IT comes from a marketing strategy. It's all convinence, if you're driving one way you dont really want to pull a U-turn on a busy street. Well, at least most people don't. That's what it all boils down to. Coffee shops are easy and cheap to maintain and with a chain as huge as Starbucks it's easy to pull something like this off. Gamestop is getting that way quickly in the north Texas area as well.

Holy Shit... I never thought of it that way. The fact that Americans are so lazy that this would effectively ramp up profits astounds me. People don't like to cross streets... Strid I'm beginning to think you are an evil genius.

I know what you are talking about though, there are at least 3 locations exactly like that in NYC near times square that I have personally been to.

 

[Strid]

Couldn't you just park and walk over the road? Or am i just crazy?

Not crazy...just not American 8)

 

[Strid]

columbus ohio, easton town center 30 screen movie theather + huge ass mall. has 5 starbucks...5!!!!!!!! in about 2 square miles

The town in Oregon where my GF lives has 2

on the same street

in a town with one street.

I'm not even shitting you.

In houston there is one , I forget which part of town, where you can walk out the door cross the road and go to another one. Same in Atlanta. IT comes from a marketing strategy. It's all convinence, if you're driving one way you dont really want to pull a U-turn on a busy street. Well, at least most people don't. That's what it all boils down to. Coffee shops are easy and cheap to maintain and with a chain as huge as Starbucks it's easy to pull something like this off. Gamestop is getting that way quickly in the north Texas area as well.

Holy Shit... I never thought of it that way. The fact that Americans are so lazy that this would effectively ramp up profits astounds me. People don't like to cross streets... Strid I'm beginning to think you are an evil genius.

I know what you are talking about though, there are at least 3 locations exactly like that in NYC near times square that I have personally been to.

Yep, laziness can net some good money. However, it can't all be blamed on laziness. Life is rush rush rush for most and a simple U-Turn, and getting back across after shopping, in a busy city can cost you a good chunk of time. Convinence and laziness are two of the best trains of thought for a marketer.

 

[Raivyn]

True.

But isn't not getting up and giving yourself enough time to make that 2 minute U-turn laziness?

GO GO LAZINESS. THE AMERICAN MACHINE!

Not just american but we as a country *cough*theleft*cough* seem insanely ready to break their own backs excusing such things.

 

[CmdrFly]

greatest cup of coffie in the entire world. And those Canadian Maple doughnuts..... *drool*

Am I the only one here who has experienced the bliss of Cherry Sticks? Stoner's delight! I'd MPK Vang and suffer 3 months of flames / revenge for a Cherry Stick vending machine...

 

[Pandetech]

STFU pande, your parents don't love you ;_;

but you love me :0

:0 OrLANdo :]