Seppeku

Tch, you got that all screwed up. I'm not surprised really, the fact that you can use a computer at all is rather amazing. But here, a more correct version.

1.) Seppeku sees someone online he decides is an "Elitist nerd", and stores some sand in his vagina over it.
2.) Seppeku mistakes someone who he's never seen before in Jeuno for being that person that caused him to store sand in his vagina.
3.) Seppeku starts sending nasty tells to Aragaeon, who asks his LS if they have any idea who this jackass is, while having a laugh over how stupd he's being.
4.) I send Seppeku a /tell in game, since I too am curious as to why he's being such an idiot.
5.) Seppeku, being the rude monkey that he is, declines to answer my question. /blist add Seppeku
6.) Still curious, I come here and post a pretty-much entirely civil question on the flameboard, since given the subject matter it's where the topic belongs.
7.) Various people reply, a number of whom simply say that Seppeku is a total asshole from their experiences with him, and not to worry over it.
8.) I figure that's all there is to it, and write the whole thing off as just another example of why some people should be sterilized.
9.) Someone in Seppeku's LS most likely finds this post and tells him about it.
10.) Seppeku immediatedly discovers that his vagina is simply BURSTING with sand and rushes over to confront this issue that he swears he doesn't really care about.
11.) Hijinks ensue, Sepp's vagina is filled with even more sand and proves that the people who simply wrote him off as a loser asshole are entirely correct.
 
Raesvelg said:
Tch, you got that all screwed up. I'm not surprised really, the fact that you can use a computer at all is rather amazing. But here, a more correct version.

1.) Seppeku sees someone online he decides is an "Elitist nerd", and stores some sand in his vagina over it.
2.) Seppeku mistakes someone who he's never seen before in Jeuno for being that person that caused him to store sand in his vagina.
3.) Seppeku starts sending nasty tells to Aragaeon, who asks his LS if they have any idea who this jackass is, while having a laugh over how stupd he's being.
4.) I send Seppeku a /tell in game, since I too am curious as to why he's being such an idiot.
5.) Seppeku, being the rude monkey that he is, declines to answer my question. /blist add Seppeku
6.) Still curious, I come here and post a pretty-much entirely civil question on the flameboard, since given the subject matter it's where the topic belongs.
7.) Various people reply, a number of whom simply say that Seppeku is a total asshole from their experiences with him, and not to worry over it.
8.) I figure that's all there is to it, and write the whole thing off as just another example of why some people should be sterilized.
9.) Someone in Seppeku's LS most likely finds this post and tells him about it.
10.) Seppeku immediatedly discovers that his vagina is simply BURSTING with sand and rushes over to confront this issue that he swears he doesn't really care about.
11.) Hijinks ensue, Sepp's vagina is filled with even more sand and proves that the people who simply wrote him off as a loser asshole are entirely correct.

TL;DR. Their called cliff notes for a reason retard.
 
And you're called a hypocrite for a reason. What's your point?
 
Raesvelg said:
And you're called a hypocrite for a reason. What's your point?

Point? Why the heck would someone have a point on the intarweb? You are making my eyes bleed sir.
 
Careface said:
Point? Why the heck would someone have a point on the intarweb? You are making my eyes bleed sir.

Intarweb.... :roll:
 
Raesvelg said:
10.) Seppeku immediatedly discovers that his vagina is simply BURSTING with sand and rushes over to confront this issue that he swears he doesn't really care about.
Wasting tax dollars and being begged by friends to post actually.

Raesvelg said:
11.) Hijinks ensue, Sepp's vagina is filled with even more sand and proves that the people who simply wrote him off as a loser asshole are entirely correct.

QFMFT! Fist intelligent thing you've posted in this thread as of yet.
 
Zhaoyun said:
Maybe you have EYE STIGMATAS™! Click on EYE STIGMATAS!

Is it NSFW or not? I don't want some goatse or lemonparty going on here on a government computer.

Speaking of eye stuffs....thank you tax payers for the free lasek surgery. No more fiddling with contacts.
 
Zhaoyun said:
Seppeku, I have to ask one thing, why do you always have to flaunt that your in the military? No one cares.

You're right no one cares. Not even me. Oh, I take that back...your last post cares.
 
Zhaoyun said:
Seppeku, I have to ask one thing, why do you always have to flaunt that your in the military? No one cares.

On another note...why do you always have to flaunt that you're a buttrocker? No one cares.
 
lol don't spend too much time arguing with this Seppuku(sp?) guy, he's just our third or fourth clown on the forum this month. Heh, he can sit in front of his PC all day thinking of "witty" and "clever" responses to write.

Well actually, just go ahead and reply to him, that helps him accomplish something on the internet :D
 
Seawolf said:
lol don't spend too much time arguing with this Seppuku(sp?) guy, he's just our third or fourth clown on the forum this month. Heh, he can sit in front of his PC all day thinking of "witty" and "clever" responses to write.

Well actually, just go ahead and reply to him, that helps him accomplish something on the internet :D

Screw that. Once I'm off work I won't be wasting my time on internet message boards.

The thread starter brought me here BTW. Trying to explain the "don't feed the trolls" type thing to these sort of message boards is pretty much impossible.
 
Aww Sepp, and here and I thought your friends "Begged" you to come post.
 
Careface said:
Yea they did. So you thought correctly.

Then it wasn't exactly me that brought you here, now was it? Since I sure as hell ain't one of your "friends".
 
Raesvelg said:
Then it wasn't exactly me that brought you here, now was it? Since I sure as hell ain't one of your "friends".

First off yes you are my friend. Shame on you for thinking someone can hate another person over the internet.

Secondly, you made the thread. You started it, and they begged me to put in my two cents. I know these details mean life or death for you so I must include them.
 
Oh, right, with the friends "Begging" you to come put your 2 cents in. Gotcha. But you don't really care, and they're the only reason you came. Right right. Just making sure I got it all clear now.
 
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