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Tch, you got that all screwed up. I'm not surprised really, the fact that you can use a computer at all is rather amazing. But here, a more correct version.
1.) Seppeku sees someone online he decides is an "Elitist nerd", and stores some sand in his vagina over it.
2.) Seppeku mistakes someone who he's never seen before in Jeuno for being that person that caused him to store sand in his vagina.
3.) Seppeku starts sending nasty tells to Aragaeon, who asks his LS if they have any idea who this jackass is, while having a laugh over how stupd he's being.
4.) I send Seppeku a /tell in game, since I too am curious as to why he's being such an idiot.
5.) Seppeku, being the rude monkey that he is, declines to answer my question. /blist add Seppeku
6.) Still curious, I come here and post a pretty-much entirely civil question on the flameboard, since given the subject matter it's where the topic belongs.
7.) Various people reply, a number of whom simply say that Seppeku is a total asshole from their experiences with him, and not to worry over it.
8.) I figure that's all there is to it, and write the whole thing off as just another example of why some people should be sterilized.
9.) Someone in Seppeku's LS most likely finds this post and tells him about it.
10.) Seppeku immediatedly discovers that his vagina is simply BURSTING with sand and rushes over to confront this issue that he swears he doesn't really care about.
11.) Hijinks ensue, Sepp's vagina is filled with even more sand and proves that the people who simply wrote him off as a loser asshole are entirely correct.
1.) Seppeku sees someone online he decides is an "Elitist nerd", and stores some sand in his vagina over it.
2.) Seppeku mistakes someone who he's never seen before in Jeuno for being that person that caused him to store sand in his vagina.
3.) Seppeku starts sending nasty tells to Aragaeon, who asks his LS if they have any idea who this jackass is, while having a laugh over how stupd he's being.
4.) I send Seppeku a /tell in game, since I too am curious as to why he's being such an idiot.
5.) Seppeku, being the rude monkey that he is, declines to answer my question. /blist add Seppeku
6.) Still curious, I come here and post a pretty-much entirely civil question on the flameboard, since given the subject matter it's where the topic belongs.
7.) Various people reply, a number of whom simply say that Seppeku is a total asshole from their experiences with him, and not to worry over it.
8.) I figure that's all there is to it, and write the whole thing off as just another example of why some people should be sterilized.
9.) Someone in Seppeku's LS most likely finds this post and tells him about it.
10.) Seppeku immediatedly discovers that his vagina is simply BURSTING with sand and rushes over to confront this issue that he swears he doesn't really care about.
11.) Hijinks ensue, Sepp's vagina is filled with even more sand and proves that the people who simply wrote him off as a loser asshole are entirely correct.