Signs you've been playing too much FFXI

when you pay your cable/ffxi bills before the water or other bills?

** i haven't done this though ** o.O
 
When you refer to sex and drinking Mountain Dew as DoT to your sperm count
and the feeling after making poodoo and
feeling 10lbs lighter makes you think of being revitalized like a MNK's Chakra-cleansing.

Next beer pls. <3

- Lec
 
When you go to the grocery store, attempting to purchase items cheaply by slowly incrementing your "bid."




"Here's $0.25. Can I have these batteries?"

"No."

"Okay, here's $0.50."

"..."

"$0.75!"

"Sir, it's $2.50."

"..."

"..."

"$1.00!"
 
Winklewil said:
When you go to the grocery store, attempting to purchase items cheaply by slowly incrementing your "bid."




"Here's $0.25. Can I have these batteries?"

"No."

"Okay, here's $0.50."

"..."

"$0.75!"

"Sir, it's $2.50."

"..."

"..."

"$1.00!"
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LOL that was Hilarious
 
When you want to talk to a friend, while starting the conversation with /t

when you want someone to shut up you start saying your casting "Silence"
 
when people ask you to go somewhere and you tell them you have a misson in 20min
 
when you tell someone how much time you have, you say "oh about 1.5 hours"

(done that one)

call in sick / pretend your sick to make a linkshell event.

use terms like camping, spawning, claiming, botting, and hacking in relation to real life events.

when you hear the word "lottery" and the first thing that comes to mind isnt the big jackpot, but "damn that (insert NM here)"
 
When you go out to the bar with Wife & friends and get shit faced and bust out the tarutaru dance infront of everyone there!
 
Mai Ikari said:
When you have weekly dreams related to FFXI (or more often)... which I do. It really sucks when you dream of getting some drop you've been wanting a long time, then wake up and it's awwww, shit, that's not gonna be in my inventory is it?
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You know this has to be the worst thing that can happen from playing too much. It's happened a few times to myself and it's such a disappointment when you wake up ;P
 
You know you play too much when you happily put FFXI music on your iPod.

. . .

Yes...yes I did.
 
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