Signs you've been playing too much FFXI

When you go to a Chineese Restaurant and wonder which one of these bastards might be RMT...
thats fuking hilarious, happends to me all the time.

I dont think its really from playing ffxi too much, just knowing about what RMT is gets you always assuming asians are RMT lol
 
LOL

RMT, need to stop playing FFXI, and cook us some General Tso's Chicken!! lol :-D

You have no idea how right you are. Me and Halif do lunch once a week, and its a race to the Tso's chicken!!
 
Conversation I had with my mom last night:

"And how much will this cost?"

"About 1.5k."

"..."

"..."

"You mean $1,500, right?"

"Err, yeah."


And of course, I love the one: When you answer to your in-game name more than you real name.

I remember when I first met Karihkinz and Miros we got lost in a crowed in Chicago. Kari was shouting my real name and I wasn't paying any attention until she shouted "ALY!" and instantly I turned around. Sometimes, I prefer to be called Aly. D:
 
When you can relate ffxi stuff to work stuff:

me said:
I typically spend most of my work day with other people in my office. This makes Internet usage very limited, as there are always people watching everything.

At lunch time, I am free to do whatever I want, because I finally get half an hour to myself. That is usually the time I write these updates.

A few days ago, one of my bosses retired. My other boss, who ate lunch with him for 30 years, was now lunch-buddy-less.

Somehow, I managed to aggro my boss on the way to my office yesterday, and he followed me all the way back to camp. I was hoping he would go away when I zoned into my office, but I was wrong.

He spent the next 15 minutes talking about light fixtures, and I decided I had to use one of my job abilities. I slid my cell-phone to my lap and sent my friend a /tell.

Pasquale: Dude, call me right now, I can't take this anymore.

I patiently waited for my phone to ring and my friend to save me, but I was met instead with three beeps, which was an incoming /tell.

Friend: What's wrong? Is everything ok?

I quickly replied, as I was just about ready to Mijin Gakure myself.

Pasquale:
Douche, call me now, I need to get away from my boss.
Friend: Fuck you, douche.
Pasquale: !!

Finally my phone rang, although it was not my friend, but my mom. I regretted answering, "About time, douche."

My boss resisted my cell phone attack, and just sat there stunned until I was done. All hope was lost for our hero.

Just before my boss cast "Boredom" on me one last time to finish me off, the power went out in our building, and that pulled enough hate to get him away from me. I'm currently resting as I type this, because I probably would have deleveled had I had to sit there much longer.
 
"Areya's Typing Skill raises by .2 points!"

"Areya's Typing Skill reaches 100!"


....
 
When you wish you a had a FFXI map to help get around the city. Or your friends lost and you say whats you POS?
 
signs

here's one that proves none of us have played too much:

you catch yourself saying "Hellstorm can't really be that retarded right?"

also pages like this http://www.1-click.jp/ prove not only do the RMT exist, but they live in your computer
 
when you hum the music when a bard plays a song using a instrument while you are taking High school exams and your teacher asks for you to stop talking





ROFL
 
When you have dreams of claiming Despot with your sky ls and another ls steals it the moment it went yellow for no reason >.<
 
Mayyyyyybeeeee

I like sky though lol. With nice people, it's all in good fun :D
We got our first Haidates on Saturday too ^^
 
Well uh,...some of you have skipped step 1,...which is being in denial,....and moved onto step 2 which is admitting you have a problem. Go get some sun I promise it wont hurt you,..even the people that play the Yugi Ohh trading game have a more active lifestyle.
 
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When you hit the snooze on your alarm in the morning, then spend the next nine minutes half-dreaming and wondering if you should go to work as Samurai or Red Mage today...

Yep, done that one.
 
...you check QCDN from half a planet away.
 
I'm very guilty of this. when I called someone a bad name, I straight say: "L-o-L-(name)." Today, my roommate was an LoLlazyfuck. Yesterday he was a LoLasshat. I mean, I do it with everything. -.-;;
 
So. At Bonnaroo, there are these big ballons over the camping areas. The one coming out of the main entrace is green. I looked up, thought it was the moon, and said to myself it must be Windsday.

Twice.
 
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