Some People Are Dumb

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Winklewil said:
Just so we're clear, here, the contest was between this:

The Female

... and this:

The Male
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I will step in and say that is alot of lovin to give to that woman. Could anyone even find her pussy? I think I'll step up and say that woman should not have taken that picture nor should it be shown ever again.
 
Tomasello said:
Is being homosexual just a label you put on yourself regardless of how many gay acts you perform?
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I'm glad you asked.

Being "homosexual" is a label for what you WANT to do sexually ... it's by no means a label for what you have actually done. There are thousands of cases of gay men living unhappily in straight marriages, with CHILDREN. They screwed a female ... doesn't mean they liked it, or prefer it, or could by any means be ever accurately described as "straight."

One act of homosexual sex to avoid being crushed to death by Ladyzilla

WOULD.
NOT.
MAKE.
YOU.
GAY.





A few more things:


1) Tom indicated that a man's rear end just "wouldn't feel good," as if the masculinity of it could somehow make the thing filled with razor blades. Your penis wouldn't know the difference between a man's anus or a woman's in the dark ... to throw the whole "hair" thing into the formula, as if your average vagina isn't SURROUNDED by the stuff, is just disingenuous.

2) For the last time, admitting that you'd rather have sex with Brad Pitt than a rotting, maggot-infested corpse of a woman does NOT make you a "closet fag." You're putting off a very strong vibe of sticking to this point more on the "principle" of the idea. Nobody's buying the idea that you're actually grossed out more by the thought of another man (no matter how attractive he is) than a pus-filled bag o' decomposing, syphillis-infested feminine lard. Jesus H. Christ, man, let the machismo GO.

3) I'd rather have sex with all off those kewt furry foxes and racoons than "Chocolates Lady" and "Computer Guy." I really don't think that this makes me a closet bestiality-case, but meh ... I'm apparently an omnisexual being of pure perversion, so who knows?
 
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Well this thread has much amused me at work. I've gotta go meet my olympic here now...so I will leave you all with a wonderful story of mine.

A customers son (He's 19, legal!) was drunk and needed 10 bucks. He freaks out at gay people of course, swears he's straight...yet (nasty part I know) I got him to suck me off and he swallowed o.o/

Just don't tell Welkin. <.<; ;p
 
Miros said:
Well this thread has much amused me at work. I've gotta go meet my olympic here now...so I will leave you all with a wonderful story of mine.

A customers son (He's 19, legal!) was drunk and needed 10 bucks. He freaks out at gay people of course, swears he's straight...yet (nasty part I know) I got him to suck me off and he swallowed o.o/

Just don't tell Welkin. <.<; ;p
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I didn't know Tomasello was that young. Hm.
 
I think if you can get your dick hard for that woman, you are just disturbed. I think if you can get your dick hard for Brad Pitt, you are either gay or bi. I don't think you are gay just on the fact that you'd pick Brad Pitt over the extremely obese and ugly chick, but I do think it's gay if your dick actually gets hard for him.
 
Tomasello said:
I don't think any straight person would enjoy either option. This is about chosing the lesser of 2 evils. There's no right answer. I obviously prefer the woman and some people the man. Whatever......
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But you see how Pakomen chose the girl? You see how he gave his answer?

He didn't feel the need to verify and reverify that he likes pussy. Hell if you just say that you'd take THAT woman over Brad, it's beyond obvious you like pussy. It's a given in that case, so why restate it and restate it, and make pathetic attempts to pigeonhole others that wouldn't fuck the nastiest woman alive? Like the several times now that you've tried to "lolcleverly" insinuate that I am gay for making the choice of Brad over that woman. To relate, you should use your own example. It's not about being gay. It's a concept greater than any example.
 
Winklewil said:
1) Tom indicated that a man's rear end just "wouldn't feel good," as if the masculinity of it could somehow make the thing filled with razor blades. Your penis wouldn't know the difference between a man's anus or a woman's in the dark ... to throw the whole "hair" thing into the formula, as if your average vagina isn't SURROUNDED by the stuff, is just disingenuous.
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Winklewil said:
than a rotting, maggot-infested corpse of a woman does NOT make you a "closet fag." Nobody's buying the idea that you're actually grossed out more by the thought of another man (no matter how attractive he is) than a pus-filled bag o' decomposing, syphillis-infested feminine lard. Jesus H. Christ, man, let the machismo GO.
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Your doing the same thing. Why does she have to be pus-filled decomposing and have syphillise? Maybe she's attractive, clean and just REALLY REALLY overweight. Again a man's anus might as well be filled with razor blades because no amount of viagra is ever gonna make we get it up for Brad Pitt. Sorry if this offends people, I'll take my chances with the fat-ass.
 
Tomasello said:
Thanks for classing up the thread with Gay slurs....

Whose the ignorant one?
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You are for not understanding context.
I assure you, no gay person reading this is offended by that. Why? They understand the context. You don't. Hence, you're ignorant. Lol @ your lash out. "Who's the ignorant one now?!?!"

MACHO!
 
Artem said:
I think if you can get your dick hard for that woman, you are just disturbed. I think if you can get your dick hard for Brad Pitt, you are either gay or bi. I don't think you are gay just on the fact that you'd pick Brad Pitt over the extremely obese and ugly chick, but I do think it's gay if your dick actually gets hard for him.
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Ah, an important distinction.
 
Sneakypants said:
Like the several times now that you've tried to "lolcleverly" insinuate that I am gay for making the choice of Brad over that woman. To relate, you should use your own example. It's not about being gay. It's a concept greater than any example.
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Maybe people who really enjoy anal sex justify themselves with choosing Brad Pitt because anal with Brad wouldn't be much different then anal with a woman? Beleive me I find just as difficult to believe a straight person would pick Brad as you all apparently find it difficult to believe I would chose the 700 pounder.

Close your eyes, pretend it's Jessica Alba and handle your business. Last thing I need to live with for the rest of my life is the sound of Brad Pitt grunding at my every thrust.
 
Tomasello said:
Your doing the same thing. Why does she have to be pus-filled decomposing and have syphillise? Maybe she's attractive, clean and just REALLY REALLY overweight. Again a man's anus might as well be filled with razor blades because no amount of viagra is ever gonna make we get it up for Brad Pitt. Sorry if this offends people, I'll take my chances with the fat-ass.
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I'm not even necessarily talking about that particular woman anymore, as I've already stated. I'm talking about the most extreme, worst possible scenario imaginable. The mordibly obese female in the photograph is merely what I feel the breaking point is for most people -- the thing I'm not buying is the idea that you don't HAVE a breaking point.

I'm betting, however, that I can find one. I'm going to push this as far as I possibly can (and believe me, I've known guys who won't even concede when I take things this far, so you wouldn't be the first if you still insist). Let's frame it this way -- a 90-year old, 800-pound, syphillis-infested, halfway-decomposing woman. She's got some extreme facial deformities, a fungal infection around every roll of fat, and her genitalia is maggot-infested. Parts of her skin are literally rotting off of her body, and various bits of sore, raw flesh is showing from beneath.

In the other corner, freshly-showered, sweet-smelling Brad Pitt. It'll be over soon, he's willing to do it any way you want (from a simple handjob on up) and you can get on with your life afterwards. One or the other, you've got to choose, or a demon possesses your body ... and forces you to endure both (alternately) for eternity, without end.


Make your choice. If you still pick the woman, I'll concede to your absolute straightness. I'll have difficulty believing that you're honest ... but I'll consider the issue dropped.
 
Tomasello said:
Maybe people who really enjoy anal sex justify themselves with choosing Brad Pitt because anal with Brad wouldn't be much different then anal with a woman? Beleive me I find just as difficult to believe a straight person would pick Brad as you all apparently find it difficult to believe I would chose the 700 pounder.

Close your eyes, pretend it's Jessica Alba and handle your business. Last thing I need to live with for the rest of my life is the sound of Brad Pitt grunding at my every thrust.
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Still you limit it to MY example. Just a few posts back you started using your example and leaned towards Brad. How many times do you need to hear things before they gel for you? If I know, I can just post them that many times and we can get on with our lives.
 
Blancho has got to be the biggest homophobe i've ever seen. Maybe we should line you and your family up to be shot? Probably be worse if we tied him up and let Miros have his way with him.
 
Honestly, I'd rather go with Brad then THAT thing. I'm not gay but fat chicks like that don't turn me on at all.
 
Makelith said:
Blancho has got to be the biggest homophobe i've ever seen. Maybe we should line you and your family up to be shot? Probably be worse if we tied him up and let Miros have his way with him.
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1. Excalibr
2. Tomasello
3. Blancho



lol


Outside of this thread, you'll find ignorance almost exclusively as well.
 
Wuh-oh:

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We've gone beyond touching a nerve, here. I'm pretty sure we're drilling into it with ice picks, at the moment.
 
Apparently Blancho is affraid a man will come and take his virginity, and suddenly he'll find out he's gay, at which point all of his friends will bully him around and insult him. After this they will beat him to death with dildos.
 
How about this one Tomasello.

You have the choice between an extremely hot woman, with every possible disease known to man, or Brad Pitt. If you do chose the girl, your penis will most likely rot and fall off within a few years, at which point you won't be able to have sex ever again.
 
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