Songs That Make You Punch Babies (Not literally)

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Let this thread be a spot where you can vent about songs that bug the living shit out of you. You can state your reasons as to why it bugs you or why you think it's a horrible piece. Also they can be current or even songs from back in the day.

I'll go first:

Rhianna- Please Don't Stop The Music

No please do, I have to listen to this song when it plays in my office since my office manager dictates what is suitable for the work environment. Everytime this song comes on I beat my head against my desk in time with the song, suprisingly, hoping to knock myself out unconscious.
 
All the songs that people hate, I love. Its hilarious to watch people freak out over music. There are songs I dislike, but usually not the generic "I hate this song".
 
Don't stop believin' - Journey

Not that it's a bad song, but every single bar I've ever been in, someone puts it on the jukebox or the DJ plays it. It makes me want to punch everyone (not just babies).
 
SMOKE. ON. THE. WATER.

Only thing that needs to be said. Fucking tired of turning on the radio AND IT'S PLAYING. It's not a bad song, but it's the only damn Deep Purple song that I hear.
 
Anything metallica. Props to you if you like them, but their music is just damned annoying.
 
Anything that my cousin listens to. She's a little rap fiend. -eyetic.- If you sit in her car, your teeth get rattled out of your head as you feel the constant shift of air pressure in the car.
 
"God Bless the U.S.A." by Lee Greenwood.

When I was taking choir in high school, it was very popular and we had to sing it over and over and over. It didn't matter what other pieces we knew, that song was the one that got us invited to perform at events. I got so sick of it that I want to vomit every time I hear it.
 
There's a couple that get me... that stupid Diner song by Suzanne Vega is one of them. It just irritates me. I just feel like it's one of those songs about a routine that kids in Pre-K sing. "I am putting on my shoes and now I tie my laces..." :irked:

Doncha by the Pussycat Dolls bugs me too. Because that's just the kind of conceited bitch every woman would like to knock the shit out of. lol
 
Most rap and hip hop..
 
Doncha by the Pussycat Dolls bugs me too. Because that's just the kind of conceited bitch every woman would like to knock the shit out of. lol

I always see the most homely of women singing that song and I laugh because of the irony.
 
Almost any song done by flyleaf or Fallout Boy.

>< Can't stand voices of either, but thats just me. :x
 
Anything metallica. Props to you if you like them, but their music is just damned annoying.

O_O....................................we sir, are on two, different, wavelengths ~~


I hate that one song that says somethin like "I kissed a girl and I liked it blah blah" in the chorus. That's one of those four I told you about earlier. Drives me fucking crazy ><
 
Lemme see...

Doncha - Pussycat Dolls: Nearly the same reason as Zyn. Added to that, they are for some reason appealing to children and I saw one of my younger cousins (we're talking single-digit ages here people) dancing to it and I nearly kicked my aunt in the babymaker.

Bossy - ThatonestupidbitchIwannasmack (Cant remember her name): The beat to this... the little beeping? I immediately want to fucking rage on someone. Oh my god. "I'm bossay!" I want to rip out your eyes and floss my teeth with your retinas, please die in a fire.

Anything by James Blunt or Dashboard Confessional. CRY MOAR YOU WHINEY BITCHES. Oh my god.
 
Basically any time I sit in my brother's car and listen to his music. It's music I actually LIKE (Tool, APC, etc.) but he plays his music SO LOUD, MY BRAIN IMPLODES AND COMES OUT MY ELBOW. It's rediculous, then he tries to carry on conversations by literallY YELLING to eachother from a foot away. It's just obscene lol
 
Most of the junk that passes as "rap" today.
Most everything mentioned here already.
Faux-country a la Shania Twain and her ilk.



"Butterfly" by Crazy Town.

See "Orange County" if you have any questions.
 
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