Speaking of pet Peeves

ForteTeppo said:
I call that a shy bladder =P I always take a stall, never a urinal.
here here to that

on topic, I like to reply with "if you wanted a raise you should have lvl'd whm" >.>
 
In Pittsburgh, at the 35 year old Mellon Arena, they dont even have stalls. They have, what can be best described as...a trough. Its like a gaint long ass bathtub. Its funny to see how many dudes run into the stalls because they are intimidated by the amout of meat hangin out at the trough, but i welcome it with open arms.

Sometimes, ill even do "The Kindergarten" Pee stance, which is where i pull my pants, and underwear, down to my ankles, then put my hands on my waist and wave back and forth whilst i stream it. Movie theatres, baseball games, and weddings are the best places to pull this off, to ensure that people will see you, and laughs will be had.

(Protip: Do NOT attempt this at a bar, i almost got my ass kicked by some drunk guy one time.)

Try it, please, im not kidding. Share your Kindergarten stance story with me here, and thank me later.
 
Tim Wakefield said:
Try it, please, im not kidding. Share your Kindergarten stance story with me here, and thank me later.

when i was 4 i teabagged this girl and got arrested for manslaughter...she made a full recovery, though.

edit: upon retrospect i realize my response has not a whole lot to do with what you said...but i think it's noble for you to admit you welcome hanging meat with open arms ^^ jk
 
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Tim Wakefield said:
meat hangin out at the trough, but i welcome it with open arms.

Hmm. Got something to tell us?

Yeah I know what you're saying about just pulling it all down and standing there. I'd like to disagree with you on the best place to do it though, while baseball games are amazingly fun to do it at the most fun I've ever had doing this was at school. Best damn thing between classes to just go whip it out and stand there and watch how many guys will head to their next class because they don't want to piss next to you.
 
I get many raise requests on PLD. Which is amusing since I roll with a whm who is rarely anon. Anyways, most the time, yeah, you're right....most people are inconsiderate asshats who think my sole reason for being in the zone, is to service them. But occasionally, I get the extremely thankful person....ya know "Oh Sirivalin, you saved my life, take this 10 Billion gilz, I luv u!!!!!"

Okay, not that one...yet...but I do occasionally get thanks, that keeps me doing it. While most of the server is inconsiderate, if I'm not too busy, I'll take the time to drop a spell on yeah...because those /bows and cheers and thanks that do rarely happen, remind me there are still grateful peeps on the server.
 
I would charge people in Dunes unless you knew them. People was to be dick heads. Make them pay.
 
Zeoaesir said:
People who request <Raise> <pos>
You spend several minutes getting there (away from solo exp spot)
You raise them
Then...
....
...
nothing
... no ty
... not even <thank you>
... nothing


Heh Zeo you dont even pl people what would make you want to raise them?=P

But I can relate to this its even worse when you have people complaining about getting r1 in exp and want r2 or r3, and this is JUST AFTER YOU PIECE THEIR ASS TOGETHER(read: wasted 150 points of mp to let them get 50% exp back)

and update your blog that pic with your war and the pots is tight
 
Yeah, the other day I got a tell asking me to Powerlevel them.

... I was 75 RNG/37 WHM at the time.
It happened literally 10 seconds after I landed at the Holla crag.

I replied with a "lol" and kept on going.

Gotta be desperate to ask a RNG to PL you. Even with a WHM sub, I mean, seriously folks...
 
My pet peeve is when people go to the bathroom right before you do then you have to sit there and hold it. This is at home btw, only one potty.
 
There's a simple way to fix your raise/PL/annoying n00btard problems.

Repeat after me:

(I'm sorry, I'm busy now)

Problem solved.
 
Marmar said:
There's a simple way to fix your raise/PL/annoying n00btard problems.

Repeat after me:

(I'm sorry, I'm busy now)

Problem solved.

That doesn't always work. I did that once and had to listen to a guy bitch at me about how i'm a high lvl and should be helping new players out since i have so much free time.
 
Myrrh said:
That doesn't always work. I did that once and had to listen to a guy bitch at me about how i'm a high lvl and should be helping new players out since i have so much free time.
Anyone who says something like that is clearly an ignorant douche, should have just ignored/blisted him. But the {I'm sorry, I'm busy right now} reason usually works with the exception of a case like this.
 
Myrrh said:
That doesn't always work. I did that once and had to listen to a guy bitch at me about how i'm a high lvl and should be helping new players out since i have so much free time.

Did you put lolhigh level free time?
 
One of my biggest pet peeves in this game is when people in your pty refer to you by your job instead of your name. Is it really so difficult to type out a person's name? What makes it worse is it's usually coupled with said person telling you how to do your job. Every time I see "BRD Dispel" or something along those lines it makes me twitch. ><
 
sapperlady said:
One of my biggest pet peeves in this game is when people in your pty refer to you by your job instead of your name. Is it really so difficult to type out a person's name? What makes it worse is it's usually coupled with said person telling you how to do your job. Every time I see "BRD Dispel" or something along those lines it makes me twitch. ><

Hay WHM, heal me now! And haste while youre at it! Nub
 
Myrrh said:
That doesn't always work. I did that once and had to listen to a guy bitch at me about how i'm a high lvl and should be helping new players out since i have so much free time.
I would have tractor him in front of a mob raised him watched him die agian, then say "ya guess I do have alot free time to watch you die, oh btw you can hp now" or pull a gm dave sure got lot free time you need plvl to? ok im going take you to nice place to exp go ahead go kill something ill heal you. Player attacks spider player killed by spider oh im sorry did you die i got distracted by all my free time nub"
 
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