Star Fox Command

I've never played any star fox games besides the SNES version and I hated that one. I heard this has online wifi capabilities so I might grab it for that. =)
 
You've done yourself a great justice by not playing Adventures and Assault. But it doesn't outweigh the injustice of not playing Star Fox 64. Try to find an emulator and a ROM asap.

Luckily, Command is supposed to be like Star Fox 64. AKA, no foot missions.

Flying in a Star Fox game?
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I loved the SNES version, I adored Lylat wars. . . .

So another starfox game would be amazing, hey! Fox is on foor, that was a fun PVP mode in Lylat wars. . .

. . . .

OH GOD NO.


And then I gave up on the entire starfox franchise. Maybe this game will redeem it. I WANT SPACE AND EXPLOSIONS AND FOX TO HAVE NO FUCKING LEGS SO HE STAYS INSIDE THE BASTARD SHIP.
 
I'll save you the trouble of tainting the series by having you play the GameCube games by spoiling thier shitty stories. Seriously, you'll thank me later if you ever happen to play them.

In Star Fox Adventures, a worlds torn a part by some force. This planet is creatively named "Dino Planet". The ONLY saving grace about this planet is that theres motherfucking Dinosaurs on it. Theres a bit of a prologue where you play as the female character Krystal whos trying to fix the planet, but she fails when she's captured by GENERAL SCALES. Seriously, his name was weak.

Anyway, Fox lands and finds Krystals staff, cause she's some tribal blue fox shaman or some shit like that. It plays a holographic message of her asking for help. Anyway. Fox has to find these spirits or some crap that'll glue the planet back together. Also he saves some triceratops CLEVERLY NAMED Tricky. Cause his voice is so annoying, it's obvious he turns Tricks behind the dumpster at Space 7-11.

BUT OH HO HO, fast forward to the end cause the game sucks and theres not much plot advancement between the begining and the end. The Spirits actually bring Andross back to life, or some retarded crap like that, resulting in the only actual flying segment in the game that isn't just a load screen.

Fox shoots him with his pew pew pew lasers, and out of no where Falco helps you bitch up Andross's face. Appearantly he left Star Fox or some crap.

Fox, Krystal, and Falco return to the Great Fox. ROB makes some thinly vieled allusion to Fox getting horny over Krystal. Everyone laughs, and kids playing the game laugh because of so, even though they don't understand the joke. THE END.


In Star Fox Assault, no one played this game. It sucked.
 
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Skaw said:
I'll save you the trouble of tainting the series by having you play the GameCube games by spoiling thier shitty stories. Seriously, you'll thank me later if you ever happen to play them.

In Star Fox Adventures, a worlds torn a part by some force. This planet is creatively named "Dino Planet". The ONLY saving grace about this planet is that theres motherfucking Dinosaurs on it. Theres a bit of a prologue where you play as the female character Krystal whos trying to fix the planet, but she fails when she's captured by GENERAL SCALES. Seriously, his name was weak.

Anyway, Fox lands and finds Krystals staff, cause she's some tribal blue fox shaman or some shit like that. It plays a holographic message of her asking for help. Anyway. Fox has to find these spirits or some crap that'll glue the planet back together. Also he saves some triceratops CLEVERLY NAMED Tricky.

BUT OH HO HO, fast forward to the end cause the game sucks and theres not much plot advancement between the begining and the end. The Spirits actually bring Andross back to life, or some retarded crap like that, resulting in the only actual flying segment in the game that isn't just a load screen.

Fox shoots him with his pew pew pew lasers, and out of no where Falco helps you bitch up Andross's face. Appearantly he left Star Fox or some crap.

Fox, Krystal, and Falco return to the Great Fox. ROB makes some thinly vieled allusion to Fox getting horny over Krystal. Everyone laughs, and kids playing the game laugh because of so, even though they don't understand the joke. THE END.


In Star Fox Assault, no one played this game. Even me. It sucked.
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That plot. Sounds so fucking retarded. I played it for a lil bit. And came to the conclusion fox should not be allowed legs. But I heard the ending involved space, so I made my friend Jason complete the game for me, then just killed Andross. (Who know that statue of a face covered with two hands woulda been him. . . . .) The game seemed to have lost its roots, it was about wtfpewpew lasers, monkey abuse and explosions. All to the questions over "What gender is slippy?" (I always claimed Female due to the name, and some sickening story involving the Starfox christmas party.)

Glad I didn't miss much.
 
Enough about the shitty 2 GameCube games. The only time its cool to be on foot in Star Fox is during Muliplayer when everyone else is in planes and tanks, like in Star Fox 64.


Let's get back to the topic at hand: Star Fox Command will be the second coming of Jesus, so to speak.
 
Looks like fun, they even seem to have gotten the vocal cast from Animal Crossing for it.
 
I find it pretty funny that they gave Slippy, the least liked character in the series, the most powerful per-hit Arwing variant, and Falco, probably the most popular, the weakest per-hit.
 
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In Star Fox Assault, no one played this game. It sucked.
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Actually, Assault was pretty good multiplayer. The story like was weak, not as weak as the other GCN game, but, still weak. Yes, there are still foot missions (most of which are pretty crappy) but there are plenty of air and tank missions too. The multiplayer, however, was Star Fox 64 with better graphics. Simply amazing.
 
Skaw said:
I find it pretty funny that they gave Slippy, the least liked character in the series, the most powerful per-hit Arwing variant, and Falco, probably the most popular, the weakest per-hit.
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Slippy got in a piss because s/he wasn't in SSB Melee and Falco was.
 
Slippy's a he. His backstory in Command prooves it once and for all, has he gets engaged to a female(though it looks kinda transexual if you ask me.)

Also, Star Wolf returns. woot.
 
Skaw said:
Slippy's a he. His backstory in Command prooves it once and for all, has he gets engaged to a female(though it looks kinda transexual if you ask me.)

Also, Star Wolf returns. woot.
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Amanda looks like she is related to Yoshi.
 
Let me know how good this one is Skaw. I didn't play Assault or Adv. because I knew it sucked lol. None of them compare to the N64 Star Fox.

Hopefully this will be just like SF64. I hope Star Wolf's gang returns in this one! Man oh man was that fun! Star Fox Team vs Star Wolf Team in that UFO stage on SF64 >< Let me know if they return.
 
Valcristiel said:
Let me know how good this one is Skaw. I didn't play Assault or Adv. because I knew it sucked lol. None of them compare to the N64 Star Fox.

Hopefully this will be just like SF64. I hope Star Wolf's gang returns in this one! Man oh man was that fun! Star Fox Team vs Star Wolf Team in that UFO stage on SF64 >< Let me know if they return.
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Star Wolf returns. The Star Wolf from Assault, anyway. Wolf, Leon, and Panther.
 
Alright. I'm gonna give the SNES version another go and try out the N64 version. Project64 ftw.
 
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