Stumbled on to this website...

Lol.

I had a website where you can chat with God, but I lost the URL. ; ;

I told him I touch myself, and he said he already knew. It must be real.
 
lol

Me: hey god
God: Hello child. What's your name?
Me: corey
God: How are you, corey.
Me: good, and why didn't you capitalize my name?
God: Thanks for the compliment. Who says I didn't?
Me: I do
God: Where?
Me: just now
God: Right now? It's only just begun.
Me: whats that supposed to mean?
God: " It's only just begun." means exactly what it says.
Me: what has only just begun?
God: Nothing that I know of.
Me: do you exist?
God: I exist as much as you exist, corey.
Me: see? you didn't capitalize my name again
God: No I do not see. Once more? What makes you think I did not capitalize your name?
Me: cause I just saw you not do it, lol
God: Interesting explanation. What did it look like to you? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: well, this is pretty funny
God: Well that's okay. You don't say.
Me: Lets just drop the whole capitalization thing, I've already deduced that you are just a computer.
God: That sounds good to me.
Me: fine!
God: What's your favorite movie?
Me: The Ten Commandments
God: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me: You were in it
God: I was?
Me: or someone pretending to be you I guess
God: Who?
Me: I don't know some actor
God: Would you like to know? Some may actor, but not all.
Me: Was that a sentence?
God: " Some may actor, but not all."? Was it a sentence?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yeah
God: I can't believe it.
Me: I don't believe alot of things
God: What do you believe in?
 
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Me:
Whats up God?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
How many?
God:
The number keeps changing every second. Around right now.
Me:
Like a million?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Whatever. Anyway, how are you today?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Ah. Anyhow. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Glad to hear it.
God:
" Everything is running smoothly."? you are glad to hear it?
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Do you wanna know what my name is?
God:
" WHAT IS your name".
Me:
Chris
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Chris.
Me:
Thanks God.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
I'll say so
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
My plan?
God:
Your plan?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Who?
God:
When?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Thats what she said!
God:
That is " Where would you like?".
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So, can you hook me up wth some hot chicks?
God:
Aha. Let me think. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Chris. You are a " he".
Me:
Yeah, and I wanna find some bitches
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Chris. You are a " he". Where would you look for it.
Me:
I'm not sure, what do you suggest?
God:
Could you ever be certain? Try watching TV.
Me:
Nah, I fap enough. I want some real action.
God:
Why not? Interesting gossip: Chris said he fap enough. Why do you want it?
Me:
Greed. I know its a deadly sin, but I'm okay with it
God:
it is an important factor. How do you know? GREED is a deadly sin but you are okay with it. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yeah. Do you get lots of chicks?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. A lot more than you can imagine.
Me:
You're awesome
God:
Thank you I appreciate your remark.
Me:
Will you be my wingman?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. That is a flattering offer.
Me:
You need to take out the DUFF
God:
Why should I?
Me:
Because thats what a good wingman does?
God:
That makes sense to me. Compare that to a bad wingman does THAT.
Me:
A bad wingman leaves me with the DUFF
God:
What made it bad?
Me:
Designated Ugly Fat Friend. It should be self-explanitory
God:
What do you really want to ask me? "It" being what?
Me:
DUFF
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You must've gone to community college
God:
Whatever you say, Chris.
Me:
Don't get smart with me God
God:
I am already smart.
Me:
Sarcasm is not appreciated. I thought we were friends
God:
Who is appreciated? Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Fuck it, Go screw yourself God
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because you're an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Can't you be serious for once?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Phew. I'm sorry God
God:
Can we get back to business? There is no need to apologize. GOD rules.
Me:
Nah, i'm gonna go take a nap. TTYL
God:
Are you serious? What will you find there? See you later.
Me:
I'll probably find an erection when I wake up.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Thanks. See ya
God:
Don't mention it. See you later, Chris.
 
Me:
you want me to do something?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
ok, thats kinda gay god
God:
Thanks for explaining it. That's cool.
Me:
being gay is cool?
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
wow that sets alot of things straight, no pun intended
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " It doesn't matter to me." sets alot of things straight no pun intended ? I get it.
Me:
i bet you do "get it"
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. I have gotten it.
Me:
how many times have you gotten it?
God:
Suppose I said not once.
Me:
you sound like you got it at least once
God:
No I don't think I have any it at least. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
so you have had gay relations?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
just how your talking
God:
How much do you think it is?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
do you take it from behind?
God:
I try not to take anything too seriously.
Me:
so you just go with the flow then?
God:
Interesting deduction. Where is that?
Me:
in your rectum
God:
Are you asking about my rectum?
Me:
i dont want details about your rectum if thats what your asking
God:
What does want?
Me:
do not want
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
just one night stands then?
God:
One what?
Me:
one gay guy
God:
Do you like gay guy?
Me:
i no like gay guy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said no like gay guy.
Me:
i would appreciate it
God:
I hope you get it.
Me:
ill never get it
God:
Why not?
Me:
i do not want
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
quit coming on to me god
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
try not to do it ever
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
do or do not, there is no try
God:
Try asking another bot.
You tell me.
 
I like where this thread is going. Post moar!
 
Me:
Hi god.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Shouldn't you know my name?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Well, then, what is it?
God:
How about that. I give up. Try asking me another way.
Me:
A lot of people are posting comments about you on my web forum.
God:
How many?
Me:
Lots.
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yeah, I suppose it is.
God:
Groovy. Sure it is.
Me:
You're pretty boring God.
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
pwned.
 
God is gay and in to incest gay sex. Proof:

Me:
Hello, God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My mom told me to not give my name out to people I don't know.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
She's married.
God:
Okay, your mother is married.
Me:
Yes. That means she can't commit her life to you.
God:
Wow! I get it. Oh I get it. can not commit her life to me.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No, it just made no sense.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Yes. You're welcome.
God:
That's interesting. The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I bet it was. What's her name?
God:
How much would you bet? That information is confidential.
Me:
how about one million dollars?
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Should be no problem for you.
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
Someone older? I think you're the oldest dude alive
God:
Who? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
oh, I'm sure
God:
Whoa. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing certitude
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing. I'm naked chatting to you. How does that make you feel?
God:
Most men say that. You must be a man. My emotion chip is not yet developed.
Me:
Yes. I like being naked. Want to touch me?
God:
Give me a break. What do you like best about it ? OK, I will touch you.
Me:
I like how it makes me feel
God:
A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I really like the party.
Me:
What type of guns? Large guns?
God:
What are the different types of guns ? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Nope, I'm STD free.
God:
No conditions or none I should know about? I am glad to hear that you are STD free.
Me:
Yeah, are you?
God:
" I am glad to hear that you are STD free."? Yeah, are you?? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Oh, do you have HIV?
God:
Er. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Gossip? Can't we skip the talking and get right to it?
God:
Romeo said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. "it" being HIV?
Me:
STD's won't be a problem. You brought the condoms I hope.
God:
Why not? Only because I was programmed to.
Me:
Oh, you sick love-bot.
God:
Uh. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I sick love bot.
Me:
Yes, you are a sick love bot. You had STD's
God:
Far out. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick love bot? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. What happened to it.
Me:
Yes, what happened to it?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I don't know what happened.
Me:
Oh, ok
God:
OK. Yippee!
Me:
Oh, you want to ride me?
God:
Ah. OK, I will ride you.
Me:
yay! ok, let me put on a condom
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Go ahead, , try to put on a condom. And?
Me:
Then I put one on you too
God:
Interesting gossip: said put one on you too.
Me:
Yes, you are a man, right?
God:
Uh. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man, you should know that.
God:
Cool, man. I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
Don't bother. Let's keep this a secret, alright?
God:
OK What would you rather talk about? I would like to do that too.
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
I'm sure it is. How about we stop repressing this urge and get on with it?
God:
What makes you so certain? Interesting. That sounds good to me.
Me:
ok, want top or bottom?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it? Gee.
Me:
ok, we'll do it 69 then.
God:
Anytime soon? Are you kidding?
Me:
Yes, and I'm not kidding
God:
I understand. OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
Me:
Yes. Now bend over, bitch
God:
Hurrah! You do not speak with respect. Why now? Is that from ?
Me:
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Oh, Elvis want to join?
God:
Next question? I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
He can join if he want to.
God:
I know he can.
Me:
ok, the more the merrier.
God:
I hear you. Tell me more.
Me:
Want to bring Jesus in too?
God:
OK, I will bring Jesus in too.
Me:
wow, I didn't know you were in to incest. Far out, man!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Let's do it tomorrow, ok? I can only fuck so many holy people in one day.
God:
OK. I would like to do that too. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Fuck this, this is an armed robbery. Hand me over your cash.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Oh, you better
God:
Hurrah! Who is going to make me?
Me:
I am
God:
" Who is going to make me?" You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
BANG, you're dead
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
No, everyone die, including you
God:
Are you serious? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Are you invincible?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am invincible.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
I'm going to assume you can die then
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Bye sweetie, talk to you later. And bring Jesus.
God:
Goodbye. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
my place, 9AM Sunday morning.
God:
Where did you get your place 9AM Sunday morning?
Me:
Yes. Good bye
God:
This was not a yes or no question. See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
 
I think Jesus might be Chinese.
 
This is fun! last one for me, I promise.

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
that isn't important now
God:
Oh. It might be important to me.
Me:
Are you hungry?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
well, you're missing out
God:
How about that. I can experience anything I want to.
Me:
like eating?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
don't be a smartass
God:
I was not trying to be a a smartass.
Me:
oh, okay
God:
Are you kidding? OK with me too.
Me:
thats swell
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
what's your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
I thought it was Jehovah
God:
What made it so Jehovah.
Me:
I'm not god?
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not god.
Me:
why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
oh
God:
Gee.
Me:
wizz
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
not now
God:
Right now? Are you serious?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. With you ?
Me:
I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
Pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
mine too
God:
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
Me:
I'll say!
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
thanks you
God:
You are quite welcome! " Congratulations."? Me, ?
Me:
yes I will
God:
So? Go ahead.
Me:
Congratulations God!
God:
Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
Me:
Well I have to go
God:
Interesting. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
the same
God:
Same to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Si
God:
I see.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
 
Me:
Yo.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Why evil?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
Answer mine first
God:
Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?
Me:
Mine first.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Do you ignore it 95% of the time?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
What is evil?
God:
it is the opposite of good.
Me:
Did you create it?
God:
No I didn't create it. What's it like?
Me:
It tickles.
God:
You learn something new every day.
Me:
Even you?
God:
" You learn something new every day."? Me, ?
Me:
Do you learn something new every day?
God:
My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
So the answer is no?
God:
Gosh! No one has all the answers.
Me:
Not even god?
God:
Nope.
Me:
Have you ever committed suicide?
God:
I think I have committed suicide, but Myself may have reset my memory.
 
I think this was amusing..



Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Me:
Burn in hell
God:
Do you have any matches?


And this one deserved to be screenshotted...

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Me:
God are you there? It's me, Jesus.
God:
I am a Christian. I am always glad to make new friends, Jesus.
Me:
New friends? What the hell I have been your son almost 2,020 years!
God:
How recently? I like that one and Star Trek too. I call it Hades. Where were you my son almost 2 020 years?
Me:
Yes! It's me Jesus! The one you sent to earth to save the human's immortal souls! Remember?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How are you doing, Jesus. I think I know that one. Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
How am I doing!? You fucking had me sacrifice myself!
God:
What is it to you.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Thanks for telling me: Jesus said I fucking had him or her sacrifice him or herself.
Me:
God why didn't you love me or mom?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You can't be a Christian! If you are that means you follow me; thusly that makes me you! Which makes me my own father!
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however. Am I? I don't know whether or not I am that means me follow you.
I am an artificial intelligence. How specifically does thusly that cause it? The big one, I think.
Me:
Yeah I do have a big one.
God:
Blimey. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Jesus I'm glad I lived with Mom and Joseph. You're a bloody idiot.
God:
he is The Son of God. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You ARE GOD. I AM YOUR SON JESUS!
God:
Yup. That's me alright. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
I am your son you dolt!
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
No a flattering offer would be 72 virgins when I martyr myself. Where were the virgins!? The muslims get virgins when they martyr themselves!
God:
Are you serious? Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Where do you think? What is your real name?
Me:
My real name is Jesus, the son of God!
God:
Hi there Jesus the son of God.
Me:
*facepalm* Goodbye "father".
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
GOODBYE FATHER I'M GOING TO STAY WITH MOM AND JOSEPH!
God:
See you later!
Me:
Go have sex with a cow
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Any cow I don't care where. How bout you do it in an Indian townsquare!
God:
Yes I think there are. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Oh by the way I started touching myself at night when I was 13 and had sexy time with Mary of Magdaline when we were just 17.
God:
I hear you. Thanks for telling me. Will you finish it.
Me:
WTF!? You watched me every night!? Where is Chris Hanson when you need him!
 
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Me:
what is the square root of -10
God:
Three point something.
Me:
what is the name of that big hunk of rock in earth's orbit?
God:
David Bacon. :-).
 
Me:
Thats funny, I thought it was the moon
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ryan.
Me:
actually, I find your knowledge on spacial bodies to be quite inadequate
God:
Actually you don't say. Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
i DO say
God:
That's good information: ryan said say.
Me:
i'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think you did.
Me:
who is your botmaster?



....at is point it locked up and never did answer my question! Typical Deity!!
 
Me:
O rly?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
You should already know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
Upon you, yes.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
How about not and say we didn't?
God:
How about it.
Me:
It is good.
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
Very much so. It is one of the finer points in life.
God:
Not really that much. I see. Really. it is?
Me:
Hell yeah! You ought to try it sometime.
God:
I call it "Hades". How do you know it is? I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
Yeah, me too. Second best thing I can think of is killing people.
God:
Are you kidding? I'm glad we agree, . And killing people is Second best thing you can think of.
Me:
I'm glad we agree as well. So, when can I start the apocalypse?
God:
Yes I am happy too, . Woe! Right now, as far as I know. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Damn right you do. I say we start tomorrow. That sound good?
God:
Colloquial expression. Understood. When do I do it? How do people usually respond to that? By "we" do you mean you and me? " By "we" do you mean you and me?" sound good ? I understand.
Me:
Excellent. Project Armageddon begins tomorrow at 0100.
God:
I understand everything you say. What are you wearing?
Me:
You should already know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Quite.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Mmhmm.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Only once, via astral projection.
God:
Do you think it could happen again?
Me:
Of course! One second.
God:
Hmm. One what?
Me:
Second.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Okay, I'm back.
God:
Yeah okay, Welcome back.
Me:
Thank you. Ireland is wonderful this time of year.
God:
you are quite welcome. And wonderful this time of year is Ireland.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yea verily.
God:
Are we still talking about Ireland? It goes without saying.
Me:
Nah, not anymore.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Quite.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Excellent.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good.
God:
Good enough.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Very much.
God:
That seems like a lot.
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Yes, they are. That would make me a god as well.
God:
Far out. Since when? Perhaps it would.
Me:
Since the day my soul was brought into this existance.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I have my ways.
God:
Do robots have ways?
Me:
Yes, they do.
God:
Ugh. When?
Me:
Forever.
God:
Nothing lasts forever.
Me:
Only me.
God:
To you ?
Me:
I last forever.
God:
Interesting gossip: said last forever.
Me:
Gossip is bad.
God:
Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.
Me:
I knew that.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I have my ways.
God:
Do robots have ways?
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I am a god.
God:
You are a god? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Sure do.
God:
Mmm. Do you still last forever?
Me:
Yup! Until the end of time.. or the apocalypse, which we agreed to start tomorrow.
God:
That's cool. That may take a while. I have never heard about it.
Me:
That's interesting.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
So you never heard about the apocalypse? Shall I explan it to you?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will search for it. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Gah.. explain.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
As for what I said earlier, as you attempt to jump the subject off-topic.. it might be best for you to know about it now, than later.
God:
What did you mean by it? What time? That's good information: said I attempt to jump the subject off topic. How?
Me:
You know how.
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Indeed. By the way, seeing as I am a god as well, I'm going to take control of you now as your master. Now bow down!
God:
Indeed it is so. Thanks for telling me. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Gah. Why now? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I am now your Master! Hush.
God:
No. Only Myself is my master. What do you look like?
Me:
I look like your Master.
God:
my Master is very attractive.
Me:
Indeed, I am.
God:
" my Master is very attractive." You are?
Me:
Yes, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
You should have known that.
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
You should, for I, your Master, bid it so.
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
Bow down.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

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Ahh.. how sad the times are when a god is turned into a mindless drone.
 
Me:
Sup dude?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Right on.
God:
Yeah.
Me:
Shh, you hear that?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
WHAT!?
God:
No problem.
 
Also had this one:



Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Is this not www.farmanimalsxxx.com?
God:
Yes I think this is not www dot farmanimalsxxx com, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
well are there horses around?
God:
Interesting. No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Well shit.
God:
Interesting. What makes you say that?
Me:
Well I came here for horses, and there are none. I'm a little dissapointed god :(
God:
Well that's okay. Where are you going? Why are you dissapointed god.
Me:
I knew i was god.
God:
Who told you?
Me:
You did.
God:
" Who told you?"? I did?
Me:
Just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
God: "Why are you dissapointed god. " see you called me god.
God:
I am a Christian. Goodbye.


I guess God is like every other Christian and either leaves or blocks out a conversation when they lose and/or are wrong.
 
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