that dosent go there.. NSFW

[NeogearzX]

so like last night i was just about to has some hot steamy sex with this chick i met online
when we were about to get it on like donkey kong

she said woah wait a min or 2 there buck o roo
you has to have (divine)PROTECTION before you stick that hot loaded gun in me

DAMN
so i ran to my dresser and grabbed the first condom i could find

i ran back to my waiting woman in a rush, and ripped the wrapper open
as i was about to put the condon on my wang i noticed there was something already in it

i looked closer...



w t f
there was macaroni and cheese in the condom
( how did that even get in there?! )

i didnt hesitate any longer, i poured the mac and cheese out on that bitch , put the condom on and had dinner and desert at the same time

 

[Rannoch]

k

 

[Lanien]

Wait...


What?

 

[Ecks]

LMAO Neo.. wtf? XD

 

[Legomyeggo]

in da butt

 

[Solitia]

 

[Uzor]

lol (letters)

 

[Dancingweapon]

ok.... so.... um, hmmm... what to do now then. /panic

 

[Rayn]

Kraft Sleezy-Mac Condoms now at your local Walgreen's.