I think that for "PENIS" and "CUNT" to work together cooperatively, we'll need to add on something in between. Something a little more administrative. I understand what you're thinking, but trust me. From the outside it looks so wrong, but once your in... well, it feels so right. It's with great pleasure and an O-face that I announce Administration of the Naughty Artistic Lubricity. I feel that "ANAL" is the perfect addition to our tri-fecta of organizations fighting for our expressional rights. "ANAL" is very necessary. Trust me, once your in it'll be hard to get out.
(Edit: lawl my 1000th post is making an anal joke)