Anyone else forget to pull their pants down a little to take a piss when really really drunk?
I did that once, I laughed it off. I went outside at a gathering with my friends, lots of heavy drinking. So I go outside and forget to pull down my zipper and stuff. Then I go upstairs, and literly get LOST in dark room that stores a lot of random things. I wake up and it's kind of moist and uncomfortable. Then me and my friends saw the result of be walking through this small dark room "lost" while really drunk. I made a mess and through shit all over the room trying to find a path through.
And on another note. I've been told about stories about people that've forgot to take their pants off to take a shit, but I think I topped that.
Oh and I once heard a story about a guy that got plastered, got naked, and then got in his parent's bed while both of them were in it, lol.