The embarrassing thread

It's still nasty. I'm a guy, and I've never shit my pants. It's unthinkable.
 
Mirewen said:
Guys shit themselves often? More reason for me to turn lesbian.

Nah, but it's not unheard of for guys, like it is for women (I assume, and I'm going to continue to believe this no matter what anyone says, lawl).
 
Anyone else forget to pull their pants down a little to take a piss when really really drunk?

I did that once, I laughed it off. I went outside at a gathering with my friends, lots of heavy drinking. So I go outside and forget to pull down my zipper and stuff. Then I go upstairs, and literly get LOST in dark room that stores a lot of random things. I wake up and it's kind of moist and uncomfortable. Then me and my friends saw the result of be walking through this small dark room "lost" while really drunk. I made a mess and through shit all over the room trying to find a path through.

And on another note. I've been told about stories about people that've forgot to take their pants off to take a shit, but I think I topped that.

Oh and I once heard a story about a guy that got plastered, got naked, and then got in his parent's bed while both of them were in it, lol.
 
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