The embarrassing thread

When my penis hangs out of my pantleg because I forgot to tuck it in my sock and people notice. Boy is my face red when that happens.
 
I peed on my friend's table, la-z-boy, wall, carpet, and slippers one night when hammered. My roomie - a guy - saw my wang that night.
 
I masturbate to the RL pictures thread.
 
i used to listen to hanson, had t-shirts and posters, yeah i thought the keyboardist was a hot chick >.>
 
Mishaela said:
I'm too short.
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There was this one song by hanson I used to love called yearbook back in the day. Plus I liked Captain Planet, and yes I used to watch Mr. Rodgers, Gullah Gullah Island, and Barney. I played house a lot and acted out my favorite video game characters. Well most of those were kids stuff. Stuff I do now or have done not too long ago thats embarrassing is probably listening to video game soundtracks and putting final fantasy XI events over certain, not really parties, but more like get togethers back when I played. I'm not however embarresed that I watched power rangers, looney tunes, and ninja turtles. I loved those shows and I would watch them again if I ever see them aired again. I just recently watched turtles 3 where they go back in time and I have a small urge to watch power rangers the movie lol. Oh and theres some madonna songs I like too.

I think I've manned up enough embarrassing things.
 
The first time I had sex I only lasted about a minute and thirty seconds.

My second time was roughly two to three minutes and that was only because it was in a laundry room.

The third time I manned up and went a whole twenty minutes.

Oh and I'm a big fan of MCR
 
I shaved my leg once about 1.5years ago, and painted my nails in glow in the dark polish last november (my friend had leftover polish from her haloween costume, and we were bored and I like glow in the dark stuff!)
 
Legomyeggo said:
The first time I had sex I only lasted about a minute and thirty seconds.

My second time was roughly two to three minutes and that was only because it was in a laundry room.

The third time I manned up and went a whole twenty minutes.

Oh and I'm a big fan of MCR
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When did you grow a vagina?


I practice fellatio on myself
 
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