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[K. Ishitar]

Chapter 26: The Unfettered Xalmo,Mizuti's Offering, Dragon Redux, and the Mimicker's Fate.

I apologize for the no update yesterday...was tired as hell from work

So to start things off, I walked into dynamis sandoria, same old same old more relic drops and 100ccs to spread the love until

I die and then my death th procs and my af drops. You know when your relic drops it's like freakin Wheel of Fortune against your competition until I see some lovely text...

Linhjah >> Smn: Khidir sub

Chea, bitch!

high number, high number go go!

/lots a 800ish number..

waiting a few minutes...

Linhjah >> Oh wait..I was looking at dynamis bastok

Linhjah >> Smn: Kilmeinbed!

Damn you dimple devil, I almost got it, but passed lol congrats to kil for getting 5/5 on smn. Your day of reckoning will come linh!

mm..auto-attack morwen

too bad charm didn't last longer and i wasn't wearing my battlemage armor or she would've died=3

Oh and there's linh, on the bottom i had to get this shot quick since it wore off in like 2 seconds

Heh, 2 more pairs of smn pigaches drop and I get the second pair; can't keep my pretty boots from me now can you D.D.?

it's been a long time since i've wiped to astral flow, don't think it's happened since WhatTheFlock, but it's always priceless everytime, of course lag doesn't help either

did some besieged on kay to make up for the is spent on the w.turban lots of fun aoes involved and deaths out of no where the usual

bagged a 2k exp

and leveled the ol blue for a bit, was trying to get 50 so i could backburner it and finish smn and subs. Asked if there was anything to be done in AG and nev hits me up with a tall order...

mnk af pants nm, i fought him recently but with some difficulty; but I wanted to see how well i was with thief and dualboxing so I took up the offer

poor nev, he never suspected a thing(read: me dualboxing a nm for the first time)

been too long since i've been here, pretty nostalgic when AG took me here to get my crest and key for my rdm coffer....good times wish I took pics

I don't think i tasted as much dirt here in my lower levels as nev was doing but then again being battlemage has benefits lol. We were gradually getting to the top, and found the guards

and slew them guessed the combo and headed on up to find a pissed off bird monk...I got tired of hiding nevlc so I just decided to say fuck it and kill all of those bastards for not making a fucking staircase in their own homeland...

 

[K. Ishitar]

rested up and took a deep breath for Xalmo, no matter how I thought it through it was going to be a rocky ride, so I summoned kay's bitch Rom buffed up and got ready

I saved tp from previously and had kay dump hate on khi to tank as much as possible, then switched to haste set on kay to attack from behind. I kept nev away because I wasn't sure how well I could fight nor keep him alive from aoes.

Eventually hate got hate(as planned) and I was ready to TA khi...

only that I always sucked with TA, i can never line it up right for some reason...so kay was tanking which wasn't a problem really...I switched her to evasion and used her screen primarily

Nevlc >> Can I melee now? =D

Kayleen >> NO >_>;....

xalmo hit his little hundred fists button, had kay stay away and let khi get hate back and let stoneskin absorb em... of course I was running out of mp and kay hp, so I let nev at this point to finish the job

this fight took about 15minutes when it was over and finally kay was at 51 hp and i was about to convert for another round, so I won handily(kinda). Wasn't easy but that bird was toast.

Congrats on your new af man!

so many opportunities arising from this little experience..can't wait to try, actually have a few ideas in mind for dualboxing nms

next day i logged on kinda late to find mizu and ecks waiting on me, i kind of forgot to help with her offering and stuff

Uh...Uh...I'm taking good care of your slayers while you're gone Kay so don't kill me!

It was Ecks's fault anyways i was supposed to be getting offering!

Lucki >> ello gimpo(not sure what he first said to me when he logged on...)

Khi >> hey wb

*keep running and looking at map...*

Lucki >> I'm bored...

Khi >> Come on down lol

Another place of deep nostalgia...if you guys remember I had soloed my offering here by training the mobs once for me and later on for evilvivi. Such good times as a 60 rdm lol, I forget how much stuff i could do back then

good times...good times...

everyone remembers me! of course they hit less now=D

 

[K. Ishitar]

good times...lucki grabbed the offering and we got the fuck out

Mizu casted magic and got the manipulator...we got revenge don't worry kay

of course the door we try to get open...opens with friends!

we got in and cleared everything out, and set ourselves up as I explained how the nm works, I didn't take a whole lot of pictures of the fight or before so sorry >_>;

congrats mizu! just wished light spirit pact dropped...needing one of those never seen one drop yet=/

 

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screwing around until everyone got back from their afk break

don't puncture kay's boobs on a bush that's her TH ability, stupid ecks!

Hurf Hurf...TAKING GOOD CARE OF THE SLAYERS WHILE YOU'RE GONE! DUN HURT MEH!

mizu is a death magnet like the ls gimp lol for some odd reason

oh forgot to mention we're doing her af fight

wasn't really much of a fight to write home about but we got mizu a nice pair of slippers!

well after mizu got her mitts and shoes we decided to break off into our own thing, was checking to see if weeping willow was up, just got a nice shot of this tree though

wend and decided to merit for a change,since i need a lot of em lol

did something new for a change, trolls which kept me awake unlike birds lol had a bit of fun even though i wasn't on kay

 

[K. Ishitar]

oh I remember why I took this...Ecks died too fast for me to take it but the troll did some sort of knock back move and Ecks flew from where the mob was standing to where he is know, well his body rebounded a bit since it flew a tad bit further but still, i was rolling.

we started to go downhill here lol, seemed like the trolls didn't want us to leave for who knows what reasons... rofl

Pt member >> We're screwed

Khidir >> Nah not just yet(Read: readying sleep and movement debuffs)

not sure if hate bounced at me or if my sleeps were resisted but something went wrong

only claim you're screwed when the healer or tank dies! :crazy:

ecks was the only one that lived...somehow, i rred up and teled the fuck out of there and went spend my merit

hurray for not paying attention!

your elemental skill rises instead of your enfeebling.../facepalm

Which isn't a bad thing but I wasn't planning on meriting it, I'll take it out when I'm 7/8 enfeeb, the other 8 magic slots are for blue magic since they don't get a lot of magic+ skill

feeling pretty lucky(read: stupid) and decided to try dualboxing kay and khi for limit points, which only works half the time in open zones only

procced the scholar quest on kay(sorry lol >_>) then khi since he needs to unlock it for smn, not sure if i'll ever make it a main though

I hate to say it but man...BoF your char gets used in the worst costumes lol, can't stop thinking

"Bee in your Bonnet Potter?!"

or

"10 points from Gryffndor!"

 

[K. Ishitar]

yay a bunch of usless spells like banishga and crap being spammed over and over to create intense lag! It took me literally 5 minutes to get kay over there which should've been a 45 second walk...after that it was horrible.

If you're wondering why I was here I was here to get the last Campaign warps, but I found out that you need to have the nation own the area first before being able to get them, or at least that's my conclusion since pashow is owned by beastmen yet i can still warp there since I've been there when it was controlled by lastok.

did some random exploring too

they have a lot of wine and rum down here...it was taken over by windhurst for "military operations" according to the npcs but really when they ran out of rum this is where our allied forces head to.

speaking of good stuff i spent those merits i got on kay a little early ^_^;...hello Asscharge and a dagger merit.

also got it right and got khi a merit just in time before dynamis, at least i didn't hit healing magic by accident...lol.

Dynamis was dynamis, only SE operated(read: we didn't many "good" af) for some reason I got lost and improvised my awesome navigational skills according to the head west and stick to the spine wall, I couldn't find a spine wall so I just stuck to the wall. I was hoping that eventually I'd make it to where the others were but, there was a very small complication.

I couldn't see anything nor did I bother, I hear a "whoosh" sound...

1 woosh, then 2, then 3.

At this point I was thinking I aggroed an Ahryman and it was summoning it's demons, but I wondered why nothing had happened yet. All of a sudden I see text from below

Mysterial Horn: Ho Ho! I am the Mysterial Horn, show me the depths of your fury

Khidir: Well this is an interesting way to die, never had flutes shoved up my ass before...

/sigh...

Hey boss, I'm not napping on the job just resting my eyes you know >_>;!

 

[K. Ishitar]

oh this was an old joke with lucki, if kay hates me taking sses in her war aketon then for now on we'll have kay with no body on as much as possible hur hur... Got lucki to help kay with camping Citipati, we later gave up since lucki had to go to bed though

headed to bed as well and wanted to fucking finally get my blue mage that last level(read: 50) so i could retire with full af!

Well, i decided to stay in Grauberg S since the mobs there are epish that I could use as a buffer inbetween camapign battles. Did the usual blue stuff and it went fine, spam odd looking spells, use a sword technique and close it with another powerful ws blah, blah, blah

Lather

The only reason I was near shadowhand was because I had 100tp and I wanted to see if my blue sc would land -. -...but this was the usual inbetween soloing and the nice 400-500 exp from campaign.

Rinse

and Repeat

getting 50 isn't as much of a monumental level as 48 but there were some nice perks like my cerise doublet carrying over for blue mage that i got for it ages ago. and then new spells like frightful roar which is pretty nice, doesn't beat the...

That new sexy appealin' Boom-Boom bitch!

nice damage too bad it makes you weakened, i might set aside a secondary sc for this to increase damage in a balls-to-the wall situation lol, well with a grand buffer of 134 I went to see a certain blue mage in disguise or his doppelganger or some sort of blue magic ability of his? I never really found out for sure

what's happening to old gimp? How can blue magic destroy the body?

How do I suck with making suspense statements? Stay tuned!

Going to check on charbydis

 

[K. Ishitar]

once again, the blue mage story delivers, this is my favorite set of cutscenes for artifact quests so far. The sses pretty much give the story so not going to say much here

well my assignment was to go slay a flan at a very far and inconvenient place just to the near depths of halvung... The flan itself can't be very tough but getting there?

Fucking hell, full with trolls and true hearing wamoura? Better grab a friend

Darsha(Gunnerx) >> Ladee Ladee Ladee...

Khidir >> *yoink*! Hi I'm Khidir and i'm retarded with directions(Read: plus I wanted someone to suffer with me..) to the execution chamber

Gunnerx >> Sure whatever...

So, we head out to the staging point and meander for a bit and I think hmm...I don't have a cast metal plate I should probrably get one since it'd be a good idea. I started to search randomly for it until I got impatient and Gunner was already past the first gate due to passerby.

Well we decide to just fuck it and just worry about the second gate and look for a ??? there ontw there we ran into a very interesting gem

a pretty damn ugly gem, but i was wondering why people were here so suddenly, grats perse on claim and the kill too I think?

being lazy and not looking for plate was starting to bite us in the ass...you have to pass both to get to execution chamber, we searched for it on the second part of map

we couldn't find any ??? on the second part of map, so gunner logged his char in to find it on the first and of course found it and got a plate and logged darsha out, darsha wasn't too pleased to bloodwarp when he came bac=3

 

[K. Ishitar]

dfda

 

[Ecks]

Khidir: Well this is an interesting way to die, never had flutes shoved up my ass before...

Are you sure?

 

[Davion]

BLU is in a cell on the ground.... be ready for suprise buttsecks.

And you and the horns make me think of



This one time in band camp....

 

[Nevlc]

So, here's my take on getting AF pants with Khidir's aid:

 

[K. Ishitar]

i loled...hard, congrats again XD, you forgot kayleen though! although i was technically her

 

[Nevlc]

I fixed it.

 

[K. Ishitar]

nev you're so full of win today and i wish i could give rep

 

[Morwen]

I dont know Nevlc but right now I really want to give him bits of carrots.

 

[Rannoch]

Umm..is it just me or is Kay off handing harpe instead of sirocco?

 

[K. Ishitar]

she's not, trust me i always use sirocco offhand, i've never done a high base damage combo set unless i'm farming then it's harpe/ thf knife.

 

[Nevlc]

Mmmm...carrots!

 

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Finished the last of page 92, the tags at the bottom is only a reference post so i don't have retype the img tags

true detection mobs are fun...I was pretty sure I'd goof up and get killed somehow

Gunner >> you know i'm right up here right...not by the death wamoura squad?

Khidir >> ...I almost died for no reason trying to get through >_>;

(Where i was looking at where the wamouras were was a pathway I thought would take me to chamber...gunner was on the hill past that and close to the main entrance we entered the area from lol.

Lava pouring out of cracks from the walls and a humid atmosphere with a small penisular like arena shaped like....a blowpop(sorry it's 2 in the morn can't think of a better word).

We run down there and we see a purple turd...or as they say flan

I was hoping this bitch put of a nice fight for us having to trek all the way here

this...was the damage done to it after we first engaged it...if that's not the only thing that says the difficulty

yeah...he was that sad, pretty sure this is the easiest af nm i've done, i know that rdm af weapon was a bitch...

lol...darsha

well i'll have to stop here, have work tomorrow but next time I get some really bad flashbacks...you'd think they'd stop being annoying and just freaking give me my magus charuqs=/.

more later zzz