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So, I wake up today with a bit of a start, and the first thing that comes to mind is...
WTF!?
I had the strangest dream of my entire life today, and I suppose it isn't for the faint of heart, or those with vivid imaginations.
So in this dream I had....I'm on a battlefield. It seemed to be the side of a hill sorta, a short flat area, and to my left was a not so steep decline (which seemingly went nowhere in my dream). Surrounding this area was a bit of a forest.
I seem to be dressed in some odd clothes, not really armor, but kinda like rags and old clothing. Think homeless guy almost. Anyway, me and a band of fighters (apparantly) are running around. The action seems to be intense (this was a bit of a lucid dream) as there are screams and shouts heard in the background. I look around and it seems people dressed similarly to me are fighting (without weapons mind you, so I can only assume it was with fisticuffs) these tall people in red coats...almost identical to the ones the British would have worn in the Revolutionary War.
The really messed up part was, these things had the heads of Goblin Smithy's. Ya know, like in Yuhtunga Jungle? ANyway, some of them were on foot, some were on top of horses for some reason. Anyhow, next thing I know I'm running with some other guy with some sort of stick. This stick seems to be emanating red and blue smoke, thick enough to be fogging up the area. It was my understanding in the dream that we were clouding up the area so the guys in the red coats couldn't see where their horses were, and so they could not escape.
So, these red coat guys (who I remember were like 7 feet tall) start retreating into the woods, I see a few of them still on the battlefield but they are standing still, like...statues almost. I could only assume they had been defeated or something. Anyhow, as I'm running towards the forest, I stumble upon another strange object.
The object itself is hard to explain. It was shaped sorta like an uppercase "Y" only the forked part of it were shorter, and the vertical part was longer. The forked parts were cylindrical with holes in the end, and the vertical handle-like part had a hole in the bottome as well. Kinda reminded me of a machine part of some kind, to what machine I would have no idea.
Anyhow, I pick up this object, and immediately I'm using it as a weapon. I'm trudging through the forest, all of the action seemingly ahead of me. I can still hear shouts up ahead, so I'm running. Now here's where it gets really messed up.
As I'm running through the forest the redcoat guys are sitting down, again I assume they are defeated. So, I'm using my strange weapon thingy and knocking their heads off. Kinda like tee-ball. But it wasn't gross like you would expect. I would swing, their heads would fly into a nearby tree or something, and explode, quite literally, like a watermelon. Seeds and all.
As I'm running I see more heads (which again, looked like the heads of goblin smithy's) and I do the same as I did to the others.
Then I woke up.
It was the strangest f'n dream I've ever had lol, and no, I wasn't on any drugs. I figured I'd share this with ya'll since it was so odd, and I just couldn't keep it to myself
WTF!?
I had the strangest dream of my entire life today, and I suppose it isn't for the faint of heart, or those with vivid imaginations.
So in this dream I had....I'm on a battlefield. It seemed to be the side of a hill sorta, a short flat area, and to my left was a not so steep decline (which seemingly went nowhere in my dream). Surrounding this area was a bit of a forest.
I seem to be dressed in some odd clothes, not really armor, but kinda like rags and old clothing. Think homeless guy almost. Anyway, me and a band of fighters (apparantly) are running around. The action seems to be intense (this was a bit of a lucid dream) as there are screams and shouts heard in the background. I look around and it seems people dressed similarly to me are fighting (without weapons mind you, so I can only assume it was with fisticuffs) these tall people in red coats...almost identical to the ones the British would have worn in the Revolutionary War.
The really messed up part was, these things had the heads of Goblin Smithy's. Ya know, like in Yuhtunga Jungle? ANyway, some of them were on foot, some were on top of horses for some reason. Anyhow, next thing I know I'm running with some other guy with some sort of stick. This stick seems to be emanating red and blue smoke, thick enough to be fogging up the area. It was my understanding in the dream that we were clouding up the area so the guys in the red coats couldn't see where their horses were, and so they could not escape.
So, these red coat guys (who I remember were like 7 feet tall) start retreating into the woods, I see a few of them still on the battlefield but they are standing still, like...statues almost. I could only assume they had been defeated or something. Anyhow, as I'm running towards the forest, I stumble upon another strange object.
The object itself is hard to explain. It was shaped sorta like an uppercase "Y" only the forked part of it were shorter, and the vertical part was longer. The forked parts were cylindrical with holes in the end, and the vertical handle-like part had a hole in the bottome as well. Kinda reminded me of a machine part of some kind, to what machine I would have no idea.
Anyhow, I pick up this object, and immediately I'm using it as a weapon. I'm trudging through the forest, all of the action seemingly ahead of me. I can still hear shouts up ahead, so I'm running. Now here's where it gets really messed up.
As I'm running through the forest the redcoat guys are sitting down, again I assume they are defeated. So, I'm using my strange weapon thingy and knocking their heads off. Kinda like tee-ball. But it wasn't gross like you would expect. I would swing, their heads would fly into a nearby tree or something, and explode, quite literally, like a watermelon. Seeds and all.
As I'm running I see more heads (which again, looked like the heads of goblin smithy's) and I do the same as I did to the others.
Then I woke up.
It was the strangest f'n dream I've ever had lol, and no, I wasn't on any drugs. I figured I'd share this with ya'll since it was so odd, and I just couldn't keep it to myself