The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

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Georgebobbilly said:
granted, but you do.

I wish I could redo last week so I could study more for my 2 exams >.<
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Granted, but doing so made you infertile.


I wish my truck didnt explode this morning and need over 500 dollars in repairs.
 
Takumifujiwara said:
Granted, but doing so made you infertile.


I wish my truck didnt explode this morning and need over 500 dollars in repairs.
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Granted but on your way to work, you hit a kid that jumps out of his driveway to chase a ball. The officer that arrives on the scene gets testimony that you sped up and swerved into the kid. You go to jail for vehicular manslaughter for 10-25 years, with parole.

I wish that people would get along and stop fighting all the time.
 
Taurothar said:
Granted but on your way to work, you hit a kid that jumps out of his driveway to chase a ball. The officer that arrives on the scene gets testimony that you sped up and swerved into the kid. You go to jail for vehicular manslaughter for 10-25 years, with parole.

I wish that people would get along and stop fighting all the time.
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Granted, but instead the world became boring and no one ever left their homes leading to an end to reproduction. On the plus side, Jersey Shore is cancelled.

I wish Cait Sith was still Miros.
 
Takumifujiwara said:
Granted, but instead the world became boring and no one ever left their homes leading to an end to reproduction. On the plus side, Jersey Shore is cancelled.

I wish Cait Sith was still Miros.
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Granted, but he's still Miros.

I wish the earth rotated slower so I could sleep more ~.~
 
Georgebobbilly said:
Granted, but he's still Miros.

I wish the earth rotated slower so I could sleep more ~.~
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Granted, but now your work day is extended.

I wish we could teleport to wherever we needed to go.
 
Alereth said:
Granted, but now your work day is extended.

I wish we could teleport to wherever we needed to go.
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Granted, but during each teleportation process your DNA is altered and you mutate into a hideous version of what you once were.

I wish I could work from home.
 
Granted, but as you drive along the catapult misfires and crushes your cab, killing everyone inside.

I wish someone would get A's on my homework
 
Granted, but that person is DW and he reward for doing so is you living in canada next to Cheebs... FOREVER

I wish I was a few years younger... its my birfday today haha.

SOrry I wanted to bring this game back, it was fun.
 
jyakotsu said:
Granted, but that person is DW and he reward for doing so is you living in canada next to Cheebs... FOREVER

I wish I was a few years younger... its my birfday today haha.
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Granted. You are now 2 months old, but your mind is the same age. Enjoy pooping yourself again.

I wish Canada was nuked off the planet.
 
Lucki said:
Granted. You are now 2 months old, but your mind is the same age. Enjoy pooping yourself again.

I wish Canada was nuked off the planet.
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Granted, now Maryland is the new punching bag for the US.

I wish I had my own island to live on with highspeed internet access and electricity to power everything I could ever want.
 
Granted.

Your new island is massive. A massive bird colony lives near you, and no one else. Enjoy living in Anarctica.

Edit: I wish that my cat would stop getting the shits
 
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Lucki said:
Granted.

Your new island is massive. A massive bird colony lives near you, and no one else. Enjoy living in Anarctica.

Edit: I wish that my cat would stop getting the shits
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Granted, but instead it passes its virus onto you... giving you the permanent shits.

I wish that I worked a little closer to home.
 
jyakotsu said:
Granted, but instead it passes its virus onto you... giving you the permanent shits.

I wish that I worked a little closer to home.
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granted, but now you work 24 hour a day 7 days a week with no time off to go home.

i wish i could fly
 
masterorion said:
granted, but now you work 24 hour a day 7 days a week with no time off to go home.

i wish i could fly
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Seeing if I can bring this back...
Granted but you grow feathers and a beak.... and are constantly hunted by elmer fudd.
I wish I could turn back time to yesterday before this bout of food poisoning.
 
jyakotsu said:
Seeing if I can bring this back...
Granted but you grow feathers and a beak.... and are constantly hunted by elmer fudd.
I wish I could turn back time to yesterday before this bout of food poisoning.
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Granted, you get worms instead.

I wish I had a job right now.
 
Thelona said:
Granted, you get worms instead.

I wish I had a job right now.
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Granted, however it is the same job that Miros had as the Admin of this site.

I wish that FFXI was as popular and as much fun as it was 5-8 years ago.
 
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