The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

[Lukas]

Granted! Now you're JP.

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~

Granted. And then you shit in a bird's mouth.

I wish inanimate objects would talk to me because I have no friends.

 

[Morwen]

Granted. And then you shit in a bird's mouth.

I wish inanimate objects would talk to me because I have no friends.

Granted! Then they stop talking to you too.

I wish my eyelids would stop blinking.

 

[Lukas]

Granted! Then they stop talking to you too.

I wish my eyelids would stop blinking.

Granted. But then someone gets you a regular instead of decaf.

I wish I weren't so bitchy.

 

[Morwen]

Granted. But then someone gets you a regular instead of decaf.

I wish I weren't so bitchy.

Granted! But now I am alone, bew!

I wish Lukas were bitchier.

 

[Lukas]

Granted! But now I am alone, bew!

I wish Lukas were bitchier.

Granted. But now all the posts in this thread pale in comparison to ours. Wait, what? And then you get a pimple.

I wish I had sexy mod powers.

 

[Morwen]

Granted. But now all the posts in this thread pale in comparison to ours. Wait, what? And then you get a pimple.

I wish I had sexy mod powers.

Granted! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!

I wish I had mah penny back!

 

[Lukas]

Granted! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!

I wish I had mah penny back!

Granted. But it has cancer.

I wish the penny didn't have cancer.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, it doesn't have cancer. But then you lose it again (amidoingitright?)

I wish you two would shut up.

 

[Myrrh]

Granted but then you continue to show your weird man cleavage shirts then Miros bans you cause even he's sick of seeing your skinny man boobies.

I wish I get on the Lung Transplant list on Sept 17th and get my lungs in a decent amount of time.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, you get on the list and get your super powered lungs that allow you to never tire! However you have to use said power to deep throat Miros 18 hours a day :/ bad times.

I wish my uncle wasn't having a long drawn out death and would just go in peace. I don't know him well but seeing my mother in tears nearly every day is horrible.

 

[Myrrh]

If it meant sucking Miros' dick for lungs. I'd do it.

 

[Miros]

Granted but then you continue to show your weird man cleavage shirts then Miros bans you cause even he's sick of seeing your skinny man boobies.

I wish I get on the Lung Transplant list on Sept 17th and get my lungs in a decent amount of time.

Granted! You are put on the transplant list on the 17th and get your lungs a week later. You wake up in the hospital after the new lungs are put in and you can breath fine. But wait...there is a small problem. A sharp pain in the stomach everytime you breath deeply. You go back to the doctors to check it out. It seems like the surgeon who worked on you left a tool in your stomach! That mother fucker. You take him to court and of course...win lots of money. The hospital he was employed at immediately fires him. He falls into a deep depression as he sits in the fetal position in the corner of his home thinking about ways to get you back. This man stalks you for the next year up. He finds out you are going to Otakon and decides to take things a step further. He straps a ton of bombs to himself and runs into the convention center. But...wait? It looks like he went to the WRONG convention center and finds himself on a timer inside of an Obama fundraiser. Everyone inside dies and the nation mourns the loss of one of their convention centers. Obama's finger makes it out alive. Scientists scramble to save what little DNA they have of the savior and end up making a cyborg Obama which is actually a white colour instead of black. He sees himself in the mirror and goes crazy by setting off every nuclear warhead in the world. Everyone dies.

A plant lives.

I wish that I wasn't such a gay flirt on here so people would take me semi-seriously.

 

[Lukas]

Granted, but not before you explode in a flurry of homosexual energy and glitter.

I wish that this fucking guy at work could keep his computer under control.

Granted! But now you're an orange.

I wish a chair wasn't still a chair.

 

[Zyndara]

Granted! But now you're an orange.

I wish a chair wasn't still a chair.

Granted. Your chair is now a rabid Justin Bieber fan who squeals in your ear over the thought of him until your head explodes into a million messy pieces.

I wish I had a pina colada and a boat to enjoy it on.

 

[Raesvelg]

Granted. Your chair is now a rabid Justin Bieber fan who squeals in your ear over the thought of him until your head explodes into a million messy pieces.

I wish I had a pina colada and a boat to enjoy it on.

Granted, save that you have now developed an acute degree of seasickness, and can only projectile vomit uncontrollably whenever you're on it.

I wish I could stop wishing for things I can't have.

 

[Georgebobbilly]

Granted, but as a result you're inundated with things you will never need.

I wish I could figure out why James gets so fussy

granted, it's because you smell.

I wish Alphabetizing papers was easier ~.~

 

[Arkangel]

Granted, you get on the list and get your super powered lungs that allow you to never tire! However you have to use said power to deep throat Miros 18 hours a day :/ bad times.

I wish my uncle wasn't having a long drawn out death and would just go in peace. I don't know him well but seeing my mother in tears nearly every day is horrible.

Granted you uncle should pass in peace and nothing bad shall happen to him as he goes to heaven but as a last request he gets to haunt you for awhile as a naked silent clown ghost that has a new balloon animal everytime you look at him, simply because you didn't get to know him well enough.

I wish i could find a job already

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted you uncle should pass in peace and nothing bad shall happen to him as he goes to heaven but as a last request he gets to haunt you for awhile as a naked silent clown ghost that has a new balloon animal everytime you look at him, simply because you didn't get to know him well enough.

I wish i could find a job already

Granted, you know work where I work. You won't want to have a job for much longer. Trust me.

Speaking of work, I wish I didn't have to go in today. Ever again actually.

 

[Miros]

Granted, you know work where I work. You won't want to have a job for much longer. Trust me.

Speaking of work, I wish I didn't have to go in today. Ever again actually.

Granted! You never work again, end up homeless and never get to go shopping EVER AGAIN!

I wish this thread wouldn't die.

 

[Georgebobbilly]

Granted! You never work again, end up homeless and never get to go shopping EVER AGAIN!

I wish this thread wouldn't die.

granted, but you do.

I wish I could redo last week so I could study more for my 2 exams >.<