Three word sentence game.

[Taurothar]

Due to the popular nature of the word association game, I figured it'd be a good idea to roll out another game.

Basically it goes like this:

First post: There once was
Second post: an ugly baby
Third post: who had a
Fourth post: giant set of
Fifth post: ears. They were
etc....

Every time I get a chance I'll copy all of the story so far into the second post of this thread, keeping it updated with the latest contributions. Sentences can end wherever they seem logical, but you must adhere to the three words per post. Try to keep up with what happened before your post so you're not going completely off the deep end, but I'd like a level of randomness to the story.

 

[Taurothar]

Story so far:

Once upon a time, there was a mini fridge filled with many bottles of alcohol which i proceeded to drink them. Then I smoked some dude's pole which reminded me I am so needing a new shiny toy to let my cat poop on cause I love the smell of his new deodorant. It's minty fresh and was borrowed from the green goblin who was wearing pink polka dots shaped like tarutarus on his underwear. They got ripped in the fall while watching a movie on the floating yellow bus that was kinda rockin' because of the purple rain that tasted like chicken, but yet Bob Sagget said "Holy shit its Kimmy Gibbler. That stinky retard took my pink shorts and then ripped what smelled like stinky dog farts in the middle of Bob Sagget's kitchen, and blew kittens all across the entire world." Oh no the stinky kittens have taken over the world with rabies and giant boobies. Oh the horror! Then all of the king's men decided to save the children of Sri-Jayawardenpura, but they wanted some cookies. So they stormed to the elves and kicked their tall asses so they had no trouble getting some cookies made faster but the elves put the wrong oven of mass destruction and also the cookie dough felt like it was about to destroy the elves so... Bob Sagget, can't eat my cookies unless he decided to put them in his underwear because they needed crotch stank. Which touched Tokash's danger zone. He's so so so embarassed because his gypsy family works a sperm factory on the weekends.

 

[Taurothar]

Starting now:

Once upon a

 

[JP]

time, there was

 

[RaidrX]

a mini fridge

 

[JP]

filled with many

 

[Zyndara]

bottles of alcohol

 

[RaidrX]

which i proceeded

 

[hellstorm]

to drink them

 

[RaidrX]

. Then I smoked

 

[iaredrew]

some dude's pole

 

[Hitokiri]

which reminded me

 

[JP]

I am so

 

[Makelith]

needing a new

 

[JP]

shiny toy to

 

[iaredrew]

let my cat

 

[JP]

poop on cause

 

[iaredrew]

I love the

 

[JP]

smell of his

 

[iaredrew]

new deodorant. It's