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Not being prone to running around beating people up i'm confused as to what the term "jumped" entails.

As far as I can tell, "jumped" in this case means some guy fell down the stairs, hit his head and got booted in the face for his troubles, and someone else you knew 2 years ago got thrashed while standing off-balance on a staircase. That about sum it up?


I always thought "jumped" would be a couple ppl suprising you from like.. an alleyway and clubbing you.

/me wonders if there was alcohol involved. (at the very least it would make the situation more amusing in my mind as I try to reconstruct the muddled events of the OP)
 
Orchid said:
Not being prone to running around beating people up i'm confused as to what the term "jumped" entails.

As far as I can tell, "jumped" in this case means some guy fell down the stairs, hit his head and got booted in the face for his troubles, and someone else you knew 2 years ago got thrashed while standing off-balance on a staircase. That about sum it up?


I always thought "jumped" would be a couple ppl suprising you from like.. an alleyway and clubbing you.

/me wonders if there was alcohol involved. (at the very least it would make the situation more amusing in my mind as I try to reconstruct the muddled events of the OP)
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I'd bet my husband :lol: there was alcohol involved. Another reason for my varied posts in the marijuana thread.
 
Orchid said:
Not being prone to running around beating people up i'm confused as to what the term "jumped" entails.
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It means getting attacked by multiple people I guess you would say. Isn't there gangs outside of California?
 
no. is "mugged" only one person then?
 
I always thought jumped meant to be caught by suprise...which is usually around the back, unless you drop your glasses or something :P.

Anyway i "think" what happened was they picked a fight, the first guy went to do something (rush him or swing or something) then he slipped and fell, the other guy was kinda shocked (and possibly slipped as well) so while he was off balance meeze decided to land the first (and 2nd,3rd,4th &5th) blow on the guy. Afterwards he turned around to see what was happening with the other guy and the other guy was trying to get up and recover, presumabley on his hands and knees or crouched (either that or meeze is a giant), meeze proceeds to kick him in the face and then he gets tackled to the ground by security.

THE END. Having an overactive imagination rocks.
 
Heres my interpretation - in FFXI VISION!

Meeze: damn. almost out of budweiser pots! Bet theyre up to 3000gil at vendor too.
Meeze fumes.
Meeze walks up stairs.

>> two goblins come down the stairs from the northwest.
Meeze sees goblins.
Meeze: Shiiit Aggro!
Meeze uses Provoke.
Goblin1: Hiccup! What the?
Goblin1 readies bomb toss.
Goblin1 uses bomb toss. *drop* *boom*
Meeze uses kick on Goblin1.
Goblin1 takes 10 damage to the face.
Goblin1: ow wtf?
Goblin2:Rawr? Hey I remember yo---
Goblin2:shit r0!
Meeze: lol
Meeze readies hundred fists.
Meeze uses hundred fists.
Goblin2 takes 10 damage.
Goblin2 takes 12 damage.
Goblin2 takes 11 damage.
Goblin2: orz
GM[fairplay]: *yank*
GM[fairplay]: No attacking goblins.
Meeze: but they were aggro!
GM[fairplay]: did the gob you kicked in the face aggro you?
Meeze: he was about to! hes a goblin!
GM[fairplay] makes note in his book.
GM[fairplay]: Sorry but we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
GM[fairplay]: And dont forget your beer.
Meeze: I ran out of beer pots! I was hoping I might get drop from NPC, but then got aggro.
GM[fairplay]: lol noob. learn to avoid aggro next time.
 
you are slow, i was going up to see my friends on the second deck. while going up the stairs to thhe second deck, they attacked me from behind. one guy introduced himself to the railing, i introduced my fists to the other guys face. once he was down, i turned around kicked the extra point. cops took me off, kicked me out.
 
if i had seen them first, they would have put thier heads down and kept walking.
 
For some reason this reminds me of the Daily Show....

Mostly the part where the guy got knocked out by John Glenn.

Cuz if they couldn't take you down by surprise from behind, then they must be the biggest pussies in the world....
 
they are, i've seen these faggots around so many times, they could of squared up 1v1 numerous times. like i said, if i had seen them before i went up the stairs, they wouldn't have done shit.
 
Post a pic of what you did to the guys face. .
 
Orchid said:
Heres my interpretation - in FFXI VISION!

Meeze: damn. almost out of budweiser pots! Bet theyre up to 3000gil at vendor too.
Meeze fumes.
Meeze walks up stairs.

>> two goblins come down the stairs from the northwest.
Meeze sees goblins.
Meeze: Shiiit Aggro!
Meeze uses Provoke.
Goblin1: Hiccup! What the?
Goblin1 readies bomb toss.
Goblin1 uses bomb toss. *drop* *boom*
Meeze uses kick on Goblin1.
Goblin1 takes 10 damage to the face.
Goblin1: ow wtf?
Goblin2:Rawr? Hey I remember yo---
Goblin2:shit r0!
Meeze: lol
Meeze readies hundred fists.
Meeze uses hundred fists.
Goblin2 takes 10 damage.
Goblin2 takes 12 damage.
Goblin2 takes 11 damage.
Goblin2: orz
GM[fairplay]: *yank*
GM[fairplay]: No attacking goblins.
Meeze: but they were aggro!
GM[fairplay]: did the gob you kicked in the face aggro you?
Meeze: he was about to! hes a goblin!
GM[fairplay] makes note in his book.
GM[fairplay]: Sorry but we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
GM[fairplay]: And dont forget your beer.
Meeze: I ran out of beer pots! I was hoping I might get drop from NPC, but then got aggro.
GM[fairplay]: lol noob. learn to avoid aggro next time.
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That was awesome.

Mugged = single or multiple attackers or victims. Fight initiated by the attacker(s) with the intent of taking something belonging to the victim(s).

Jumped = single or multiple attackers or victims. Fight initiated by attacker(s) just to have a gay ol' time, revenge, dislike of victim('s) earlobes, etc.

Meeze was jumped.
 
Mugged = "Your gp or your hp!"
Jumped = Vrtra on Eulore
 
Mishaela said:
Mugged = "Your gp or your hp!"
Jumped = Vrtra on Eulore
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Re: by this logic Meeze jumped the other 2. =p
 
CmdrFly said:
Orchid said:
Heres my interpretation - in FFXI VISION!

Meeze: damn. almost out of budweiser pots! Bet theyre up to 3000gil at vendor too.
Meeze fumes.
Meeze walks up stairs.

>> two goblins come down the stairs from the northwest.
Meeze sees goblins.
Meeze: Shiiit Aggro!
Meeze uses Provoke.
Goblin1: Hiccup! What the?
Goblin1 readies bomb toss.
Goblin1 uses bomb toss. *drop* *boom*
Meeze uses kick on Goblin1.
Goblin1 takes 10 damage to the face.
Goblin1: ow wtf?
Goblin2:Rawr? Hey I remember yo---
Goblin2:shit r0!
Meeze: lol
Meeze readies hundred fists.
Meeze uses hundred fists.
Goblin2 takes 10 damage.
Goblin2 takes 12 damage.
Goblin2 takes 11 damage.
Goblin2: orz
GM[fairplay]: *yank*
GM[fairplay]: No attacking goblins.
Meeze: but they were aggro!
GM[fairplay]: did the gob you kicked in the face aggro you?
Meeze: he was about to! hes a goblin!
GM[fairplay] makes note in his book.
GM[fairplay]: Sorry but we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
GM[fairplay]: And dont forget your beer.
Meeze: I ran out of beer pots! I was hoping I might get drop from NPC, but then got aggro.
GM[fairplay]: lol noob. learn to avoid aggro next time.
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That was awesome.

Mugged = single or multiple attackers or victims. Fight initiated by the attacker(s) with the intent of taking something belonging to the victim(s).

Jumped = single or multiple attackers or victims. Fight initiated by attacker(s) just to have a gay ol' time, revenge, dislike of victim('s) earlobes, etc.

Meeze was jumped.
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AHAHAHAHA!
 
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