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I hope ya'll have a good Fourth. But I feel the need to post this, lest someone here ends up on the news on July 5th.
1) Don't aim roman candles at other people.
2) Don't throw explosives at other people.
3) Don't stab someone with a sparkler.
4) Seriously. Don't stab anyone with a fucking sparkler!
5) Use one of the good lighters with a long barrel and trigger. Try to avoid using smaller lighters when possible.
6) If dousing a pile of fireworks with lighter fluid, use a trail of fluid and light it away from the pile.
7) 5 second fuses burn down in 3 seconds.
8) If you must have a Roman Candle War, use some sort of eye protection. Even if its just sunglasses.
9) M80s will remove your entire hand and probably a good chunk of your forearm.
10) If you see anyone not being safe, correct them. How would you feel if your son/daughter/dog/Xbox got part of them blown off?
11) Remember Murphey's Law.
By the way, i'm a huge Pyro myself. Just do it the right way so you can live to scare people next year. :biggrin:
1) Don't aim roman candles at other people.
2) Don't throw explosives at other people.
3) Don't stab someone with a sparkler.
4) Seriously. Don't stab anyone with a fucking sparkler!
5) Use one of the good lighters with a long barrel and trigger. Try to avoid using smaller lighters when possible.
6) If dousing a pile of fireworks with lighter fluid, use a trail of fluid and light it away from the pile.
7) 5 second fuses burn down in 3 seconds.
8) If you must have a Roman Candle War, use some sort of eye protection. Even if its just sunglasses.
9) M80s will remove your entire hand and probably a good chunk of your forearm.
10) If you see anyone not being safe, correct them. How would you feel if your son/daughter/dog/Xbox got part of them blown off?
11) Remember Murphey's Law.
By the way, i'm a huge Pyro myself. Just do it the right way so you can live to scare people next year. :biggrin:
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