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They have to be kidding there are a lot better looking goth chicks out there than that. I have known quite a few Super Freaky Hot goth chicks. I feel sorry for all the Massholes if thats the best they have.
 
Goth chicks rock!!!
Ok, maybe not all of them.
 
Goth chicks scare the shit out of me :shock:

So big and scary and falling out of their corsets!!


Sweet lord
 
Sabia said:
Goth chicks scare the shit out of me :shock:

So big and scary and falling out of their corsets!!

Sweet lord
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I love industrial shows . . . like, Come on

Imperative Reaction was so much fun

Goth Dance:
*arms behind your back*
*semi-bend over*
*rear up for a big angry stomp*
*bring foot down fast*
*stop right before it hits the ground*
*kick out line dancing style*
*keep repeating in and rock side to side*
 
Yeah - when I goth out it is all about pigtails and blue lipstick and boots fishnet stockings and tiny t's that say something like "Eat Me".

These girls are.....yuck. >< Not....cute....at....all
 
Sweet lord...between that and the "Goth Pirate"

Ahhh the stuff you throw me into Dirge....Nothing beats the VNV Nation Video release party where everyone hid in the dark corners of the room and wouldn't dance...

Good times...Good times indeed
 
jender said:
Yeah - when I goth out it is all about pigtails and blue lipstick and boots fishnet stockings and tiny t's that say something like "Eat Me".

These girls are.....yuck. >< Not....cute....at....all
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Yeah there's a huge difference between "Gothin-out" and goth chicks.

I don't mind the style at all and enjoy little skulls and stuff on clothing but hardcore goth chicks scare me. Along with Ravers *shudder*

Sitting in corners of bars just glaring at you beneath their caked on make up and 18' high leather boots with the red corset that's about 10 times to small for them (even on the 120 lb chicks) with their boobs barely contained. yeah...mix that with the ever so popular "goth dance" and you're in for good times. God forbid they should actually get out and dance to the music they so enjoy, it's far better to show appreciation by sitting off to the side and watching a live band sing to an empty dance floor...OY!! :roll:
 
BUT IT's FUN!!!

Sad-gloom the Pirate was fucking hilarious in his little eye patch . . . moreso when we seen him at the movie theater without it.

Like . . . why remove your depth perception in the name of style . . . no not style . . . just looking silly :lol:
 
I think pregnant women are adorable no matter WHAT <3

I also thought the senior citizen pageant was sorta cute...grandma's are adorable
 
jender said:
I think pregnant women are adorable no matter WHAT <3

I also thought the senior citizen pageant was sorta cute...grandma's are adorable
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This is probably going to get me in trouble but I dont think pregnant women are sexy. I am reminded of a quote by a great man:

"having sex with a preganant woman is like puting gas in a car you already wrecked"
-Al Bundy
 
Kicker15 said:
:lol:

wow...

Back to the goth chicks...Angelina Jolie anyone?
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<Yes, Please> ;)

She is definitely on my list of chicks I would make out with <3 (Liv Tyler still being the reigning #1)
 
Kicker15 said:
:lol:

wow...

Back to the goth chicks...Angelina Jolie anyone?
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Jolie really isn't Goth.... :shock:

If you think she is Dirgesong should take you out to Machine one night
 
Well one thing is for sure.....goth people tend to be cool....but different.

One time I was at the Renaissance (sp? ><) Festival, and that place is Nirvana for goths. I remember seeing a group of goth people my age. About 5 guys with dog collars with spikes on, all hooked to a leash held by a goth girl. Yes, you read right, 5 guys being dragged on a leash by a girl. And the funniest part was that when I was passing by, they were all saying "Oh I hope she rapes us." No joke.

On another note, one of my friends is actually goth (or at least he tries to be ^^) and he is obsessed with someone who I believe is the most beautiful goth I have ever seen. Her name is "Emilie Autumn", try searching for her on a search engine or something....you'll see what I mean.

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***EDIT bleh I'll just post a couple pictures to save you some effort ^^***

/cheers!
 
Wow - she is beautiful! :)


I worked at a Ren Fest one summer (as an actor...I was a wench LOL big surprise) they definitely attract some stange people...../shrugs but that's cool. Variety is the spice of life ;) and Jender likes it SPICY Mooowahahahaaaaa
 
Those are great. Nothing like having two busty wenches trying to sell you their chicken by yelling"Come look at our great big breasts!"
 
Mr.Wonko said:
Those are great. Nothing like having two busty wenches trying to sell you their chicken by yelling"Come look at our great big breasts!"
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LOL!!! I would walk around and say to the people (holding those yummy cones of cinnamon roasted almonds) "Are you enjoying the King's nuts?" I love that for a summer, saying that to random people was acceptable <3

I <3 the Ren Fest!! (BTW - I have been to quite a few, and the one in Holly, Mich is by far the best.)
 
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