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I hate the skydome and the CN tower too,
I hate Nathan Phillip's square and the Ontario Zoo.
The rent's too high, the air's unclean.
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
And the women are big, adn the men are dumb.
The childrean are loopy cuz they live in a slum.
The water is polluted and their mayor's a dork,
They dress real bad and they think they're New York,
In Toronto, Ontario.
Ya know...actually..I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario.
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa.
London sucks, and the Great Lakes suck, and Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks.
I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulruney.
He beat me up and he stole my pants, and he put me in a tree.
I went to see the Maple-Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck.
I don't even know how they did it really..I mean, I was playing the organ at the time..
Ye .. actually, now that I think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country.
Oh yeah..except Alberta. Oh yeah, I love Alberta. It's really nice, lots of cows, and trees and rocks and dirt!
But.
I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is .. too small
Nova Scotia's dumb cuz its the name of a bank,
New Bruinswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad.
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre - isn't that stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old,
As for the territories - they're too cold
And the only really god thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us
Cuz Alberta...doesn't suck.
But Calgary does.
I hate Nathan Phillip's square and the Ontario Zoo.
The rent's too high, the air's unclean.
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
And the women are big, adn the men are dumb.
The childrean are loopy cuz they live in a slum.
The water is polluted and their mayor's a dork,
They dress real bad and they think they're New York,
In Toronto, Ontario.
Ya know...actually..I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario.
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa.
London sucks, and the Great Lakes suck, and Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks.
I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulruney.
He beat me up and he stole my pants, and he put me in a tree.
I went to see the Maple-Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck.
I don't even know how they did it really..I mean, I was playing the organ at the time..
Ye .. actually, now that I think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country.
Oh yeah..except Alberta. Oh yeah, I love Alberta. It's really nice, lots of cows, and trees and rocks and dirt!
But.
I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is .. too small
Nova Scotia's dumb cuz its the name of a bank,
New Bruinswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad.
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre - isn't that stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old,
As for the territories - they're too cold
And the only really god thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us
Cuz Alberta...doesn't suck.
But Calgary does.
